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Description: Your girlfriend has used the same suit of armor for a long time now, leaving you worried about her safety.
[START]
Background market ambiance.
Girlfriend: "No, that isn't really my color."
Girlfriend: "That looks...interesting."
Girlfriend: "Huh?"
Girlfriend: "No, you can put that back honey, I don't need it."
Girlfriend: "I'm sure."
Girlfriend: "How many of these do they have in here?"
Girlfriend: "Why don't you get it for yourself, you seem to like it."
Girlfriend: "If you say so."
Girlfriend: Sighs. "Can we please just move on?"
Girlfriend: "Not to another armor store I mean."
Girlfriend: "I didn't even know there was more than one armor store here, I thought there was only one."
Girlfriend: "That recent?"
Girlfriend: "How didn't I hear of it."
Girlfriend: "Let's just continue, maybe we could go to your favorite store?"
Girlfriend: "I'm sure Lana has some new potions to show you."
Girlfriend: "You know, when you said you wanted to go shopping, I thought you would buy stuff for yourself."
Girlfriend: "And I told you, I don't need new armor."
Girlfriend: "Yes, my armor is old, so what?"
Girlfriend: "Listen honey, I appreciate your concern, but my armor is fine."
Girlfriend: "It's strong, it fits perfectly, it's not too heavy or flimsy."
Girlfriend: "It's just fine."
Girlfriend: "Don't worry, armor can never get too old, not if you take good care of it."
Girlfriend: "Eh, those scratches and dents are nothing."
Girlfriend: "A new armor would just be needlessly expensive."
Girlfriend: "Not to mention that it would have to be exactly weighted as my old one, because I'm not readjusting my fighting style at this point."
Girlfriend: "No, I'm not changing my mind on this."
Girlfriend: "Besides, even if I did get new armor, I would never throw away this one, so what would be the point?"
Girlfriend: "This is the armor I wore when we first met, no new memories made with a different armor could replace that."
Girlfriend: "Hey now, don't look so down honey."
Girlfriend: "I know you didn't mean it like that."
Girlfriend: "If I ever need a new armor I'll let you know okay?"
Girlfriend: "I would rather you spend your money on yourself."
Girlfriend: "Okay, our money, but my point still stands."
Girlfriend: "I know, what's yours is mine."
Girlfriend: "But I make enough money from my adventures to take care to maintain my stuff."
Girlfriend: "Trust me, I appreciate it, but you don't need to spoil me."
Girlfriend: "It's a great day and I'm spending it with you, I'll say that's enough already."
Girlfriend: "No I don't need any weapons either."
Girlfriend: "If my sword ever gets messed up then I'll just repair it, and if push comes to shove, I can have the blacksmith take a look at it."
Girlfriend: "Nope, don't need any arrows, you know I make my own."
Girlfriend: "No."
Girlfriend: "Nada."
Girlfriend: "Already got that."
Girlfriend: "I've got three of those."
Girlfriend: "Nah."
Girlfriend: "Clothes- okay, I do admit I need some new clothes."
Girlfriend: "Some of my shirts and pants are getting pretty old now."
Girlfriend: "Waitwaitwait honey, we don't need to go in there."
Girlfriend: "That's probably the most upmarket clothing store in the entire kingdom."
Girlfriend: "I don't need the best of the best, I already have it, because I've got you."
Sound of the listener giving her a big smooch.
Girlfriend: Flustered. "T-Thanks honey."
Girlfriend: Flustered. "I love you too."
Girlfriend: "Now how about we go to that store over there, they look like they've got some nice items."
Sound of them walking over there.
Girlfriend: "Look, these shirts are nice, and they're my size too."
Girlfriend: "And a couple of pants."
Girlfriend: "Okay we can go to the checkout now."
Girlfriend: "...What?"
Girlfriend: "This is all I need."
Girlfriend: "I don't use that many clothes."
Sound of them walking over to the checkout.
Girlfriend: "Good afternoon, I would like to buy these shirts and pan-"
Sound of the listener putting down the money.
Girlfriend: "Honey!!"
Girlfriend: "I was going to pay for that!"
Girlfriend: "Just because you can pay for it doesn't mean you have to."
Girlfriend: Sighs. "Fine."
Girlfriend: "Could we have a bag please?"
Girlfriend: "Thank you."
Sound of them walking out of the store.
Girlfriend: "So what now?"
Girlfriend: "Don't you want to check out any of the other stores?"
Girlfriend: "No, nothing is catching my eye."
Girlfriend: "Soooo...what now?"
Girlfriend: "Sure, I'm getting kinda hungry."
Girlfriend: "What kind of food are we getting?"
Girlfriend: "Wait what!?"
Girlfriend: "When did you make a reservation!?!"
Girlfriend: "Honey, wait!!"
Sound of her hurrying after the listener.
Girlfriend: "What place are we even going to?"
Girlfriend: "Isn't that the place with the giant glass roof?"
Girlfriend: "It's definitively a surprise alright."
Audio slowly fades out with the sound of them walking together.
[END]
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