Yeah, yeah I know I always pick a horror movie for movie night. And it's always a good choice! (Laugh) I'm a sucker for a bloody ending, sue me.

Summary: You and your goth girlfriend arrive at her place for movie night, but you notice some weird things: there's a strange-looking jar of red "juice" on her coffee table and her reflection doesn't appear on the TV screen! You confront her, and she admits reluctantly that she's been a vampire all along. She just didn't know how to tell you because she thought you'd break up with her once you found out…

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Alright, here we are. Home sweet home. Just sit down on the couch over there and get comfy under the blanket, I'll get the popcorn.

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Yeah, it is pretty dark, sorry about that… my lights have been on the fritz for a while, so it's always really dimly lit in here. But it's kind of romantic, right? Ambience. (Laugh) Oh, watch your step.

Anyway, I can't wait to do this, it's been so long since we had a proper date night where we could just cuddle on the couch together and watch a good movie. Remember you picked last time so it's my pick this time. I'm thinking… horror.

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Yeah, yeah I know I always pick a horror movie for movie night. And it's always a good choice! (Laugh) I'm a sucker for a bloody ending, sue me.

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Oh, I forgot to tell you, I got that extra buttery popcorn you said you like – "Act 2," right? Honestly, I can't taste the difference, but–

(Shocked) Oh my god! I'm so sorry! I completely forgot I left that jar on the coffee table.

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(Nervous) What's in it? It's… uh… it's… beet juice. I'm on this new… diet. Yeah, a diet. A… beet-focused diet. It really works, you should check it out online…

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It's red because it's beet juice, duh! (Laugh) And it looks all dark and sticky because… I mix it with… black sugar to make it taste better… Look, I don't know. Nevermind, let me just get that out of your way and put it back in the fridge where it belongs. Speaking of, uh… please don't get anything from the fridge yourself, just ask me and I'll get it for you… My fridge is kind of a huge mess, is all, I'd be embarrassed if you saw it. (Nervous laugh) It's not that there's anything in there or anything, it's just… it's messy…

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What do you mean? Acting like what?

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Weird? I'm not acting weird! You're… You're the one acting weird! (Laugh) Now come on, quit fooling around, let me just slip under the blanket next to you and let's get that movie started. I just can't wait to snuggle with you and enjoy a night in together. Now where did I put that remote…

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What?

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You mean the TV? I haven't turned it on yet, of course you can't see anything, it's just a black screen. Why–

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Oh… you mean your reflection on the screen? Yeah, I see it, why?

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My reflection? (Lying) Oh… um… it's there, too. You can't see it? See, I'm right there next to you in the reflection, it's just really hard to see because, you know, I'm wearing all black. (Laugh) So I guess… I blend into the black mirror of the TV screen.

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Yeah, I do wear black a lot, basically all the time, I guess… but, like, isn't that what goths are kinda known for? That, and wearing sunglasses indoors. I mean you knew what you were getting into when I wore my goat skull pendant on our first date! (Laugh)

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No, I swear my reflection is there, I mean, maybe it's just, like, you can't see it from the angle you're sitting at. Like an… optical illusion, or whatever. It's not like it's not there, I mean why would my reflection not appear on the screen. That would be, like… impossible. (Nervous laugh) Anyway what's with all the questions? You're like super curious about all this random stuff all of a sudden, let's just–

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What? No. What do you mean "Is there something I want to tell you?" Something like what? Why do you look so scared all of a sudden, you're like pulling away from me under the blanket… Wait…

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Okay, fine… (Sigh)

I knew one day we'd have to have this conversation. I could see you were starting to get suspicious these last few weeks… (Sad) I was just… hoping to have one last movie night before I told you the truth and… and we broke up.

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Alright, here goes… I haven't exactly been totally honest with you. I'm not a goth. Well, okay, I am a goth. But I'm not… just a goth. I'm also… I'm also a vampire.

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Yes, I'm serious. When I told you I had a rare genetic condition that makes my incisors way longer than usual… that was a lie, these are my fangs. When I told you to please never get me silver jewelry because it doesn't work with my style… that was a lie, silver literally burns my skin. When I told you I was "allergic to garlic bread"… Okay, I guess that was technically the truth. (Laugh) Now you know why you can't see my reflection on the TV screen, and why we only ever have dates after dark, and why there's barely any light in my apartment. Think about how I've acted since you met me, all the odd little things I do… you know it's true.

But… but I want you to know one thing. I'm not some, like, monster like they show in the movies. I don't kill people, I don't hurt people. That jar… it wasn't beet juice, okay, it was blood. It was human blood. But, I don't just bite people on the neck and suck it out of them! I would never do that, I buy it all from licensed blood donation centers and I never take more than I need. I don't see humans as prey, they're my friends and I care about them, it's just that I need their blood to survive. But I try to get it as ethically as I can, I never want to hurt anyone. I'm not… I'm not a monster.

Okay, that's all I had to say. I can see you're confused and scared… I… I get it. It's fine. You can get up and go now, I understand.

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I said you can leave. It's fine.

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Well, don't you want to? Don't you want to leave? I mean… everybody does. It doesn't matter how well things were going before, everyone I get close to… when I tell them who I really am they leave. Some of them literally run away. (Sad laugh) I guess I can't blame them… I mean I have fangs and I drink blood. They're right to be scared. So… it's fine. You won't hurt my feelings, just go, I get it.

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You… You don't want to leave? Look, I get you're trying to be polite, but really–

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You… You do? You mean you're not… afraid of me?

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No, no, I mean, you have no reason to be afraid of me, I'd never hurt you, I'd never hurt anyone, I'm not like that, but… it's just… people hear what I am and they picture big bad Dracula or Count Orlok or Elizabeth Bathory bathing in human blood… they get so frightened, I see it in their eyes. You're really not scared?

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Oh… That really means a lot for you to say. Thank you. I… I've been so lonely, for so, so long. I always try to hide being… this, but you can never hide what you really are from the people closest to you… sooner or later it always gets out and it never ends well… I mean, who wants a blood-drinking vampire chick to be their friend, let alone their girlfriend? (Sad laugh)

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You really mean that? So you don't want to break up? Look, if you're just trying to spare my feelings, I promise–

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Really? Aww, I… I honestly don't know what to say. I really like you, too. You're my absolute favorite human, and I've met more than a few good ones in all the time I've been around. By the way, promise you'll never ask me my age, I may be a vampire but that's still considered impolite. (Laugh) But seriously… you'd really give me a chance? You'd give us a chance, even knowing what I am?

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I am really so, so happy to hear that… No one's ever told me that before. I'd love to give us a chance, too.

Here, snuggle in close. Mmm. I want to hold you, there we go. I love you so much.

[Kiss]

Thank you for understanding. I promise, you won't regret it. You know… I'm really not that different from you guys. Sure, my bedroom has a coffin instead of a bed and all (Laugh), but… deep down, my heart is just like yours. I laugh and cry and get scared and feel joy and dream… just like humans do. We're more alike than you think, really. I guess I've just always hoped I'd live long enough to find someone who got to know me well enough to realize that. And now… I finally have.

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Mmm, that's it, nestle into me and let me hold you. I love cuddling you so much. Kiss me again, please, I promise I don't bite. (Laugh) Sorry, that was a really lame joke, I–

[Kiss]

Mmm. Oh your body feels so warm under the blanket. We need to make movie night and cuddles a weekly thing, okay?

Oh yeah, and one other thing. Remember when I told you that the tin of bat food I accidentally left at your place was for my "pet bat" Iago? Well… I actually don't have a pet bat. That was for me. It tastes better than you think. (Laugh)

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No, it's not a myth, vampires really can turn into bats. Very handy for flying across town when I'm in a hurry and the buses are running late. I'd be happy to show you sometime, but it makes my clothes fall off so that would be kinda embarrassing. Unless you're into that… (Laugh)

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Anyway… now that we've cleared the air and all… Do you want to finally watch that movie?

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Alright. Me too. Thank you for being so amazing.

[Kiss]

Let's just go over to the horror section…

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(Mock anger) Uh, no! I am not addicted to horror movies because I'm a vampire! I'm addicted to horror movies because I'm a goth. Get your stereotypes straight! (Laugh)

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