Notes: This script is okay for monetization. Can be used on Patreon, just let me know if you do. If you use it, please give credit. You can change pronouns if preferred but otherwise please don't edit the script. My scripts are meant for adult audiences and all characters are 18 . For clarification on the format of the script, any place that says (Pause) is a place for the Listener's response. Anything in \asterisks and italics** isn't meant to be read aloud, it's there to either hint at the tone or provide context that might help the script make more sense.

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Summary: Listener meets their boyfriend, Narrator, at a party after a rough day at work. Narrator, annoyed by the fact some other guy at the part keeps staring at Listener, decides to make out with Listener to show the guy that Listener is taken.

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Word Count: Approximately 1,240 words (Not including any actions or cues left in asterisks and italics)

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Writer’s Notes: Tbh reading this back, it kinda has "Jason, look at me. This isn't you." energy, but only for part of it. Anyway, it's M4A just for some parts, so if you wanna switch some stuff to be F4A or A4A, please feel free! This one is short and sweet, so please enjoy!

Script Below:

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\Listener walks into a house party, loud music playing in the background as they look for their boyfriend. After a few moments, they find him, walking up to him and wrapping an arm around him.**

\Cold** “Hm? Who the hell’s touching me?”

\When he sees Listener, his attitude changes completely.**

\Sweet** “Baby, it’s you! I’m so glad you could make it. C’mere, give me a hug.”

\Narrator hugs listener before stealing a kiss from them and laughing.**

“Sorry, I couldn’t help it! I haven’t seen you in days; if I didn’t get a kiss soon, I was gonna die from lack of your affection!”

(Pause)

“Oh yeah? Then are you gonna let me steal a few more?”

(Pause)

“Oh, definitely. I’ve been so well behaved since our last date. You know me, I don’t cause trouble. I’m a good boy.”

\Listener calls his bluff, making Narrator laugh.**

“Okay, fine. Maybe I’ve caused just a bit of trouble, but it’s nothing bad. Nothing too bad, I mean. Nothing I can get in trouble for.”

(Pause)

“Aw, baby! Please don’t be mad! I promise, I was good for the most part. So damn good.”

(Pause)

“Well, does it change your mind if I tell you that the ‘trouble’ I got into was when I accidentally managed to set the fire alarm off when I tried to make you those cute little pastry-things you like?”

(Pause)

“I mean, I set off the fire alarm. They didn’t exactly come out as planned. But that’s alright because now I have a reason to take you on a romantic bakery date.”

(Pause)

“Because I will use any excuse I can get to take you somewhere that I can buy you cake. You always get frosting on the tip of your nose and it’s so cute that it makes my heart wanna beat right out of my chest. Not to mention that I love seeing you get all dressed up for our dates. You always look cute, but seeing you all excited to wear those cute clothes that you wear for special occasions is just another level of cuteness. Speaking of which, look at you~”

\Narrator chuckles before stealing a few kisses from Listener.**

“I swear, I’m the luckiest guy in the whole damn world to get to call you mine.”

\Narrator and Listener kiss a few more times.**

“God, you are so perfect. I’m getting all weak in the knees just looking at you, so why don’t we take a seat, yeah?”

\Narrator and Listener sit on the couch.**

“So, how’s your day been, baby? Work being good to you?”

(Pause)

“Aw, well that’s not what I wanted to hear. You deserve to have a perfect day, every day. But I promise that I’ll make your day all better."

(Pause)

"Hm, now that is a good question. What would you like me to do to make it better?"

(Pause)

"You are just too adorable. C’mere, scoot a little closer and let me wrap my arm around you. Mhm, that's it, snuggle up to me. Get comfy."

(Pause)

"There we go. How's that feel? Feeling a bit more relaxed?"

(Pause)

"Good. I just want to make you happy, so you better let me know if there's anything else I can do to make you smile, okay?"

(Pause)

"Mm, I loved that cute little laugh. You're too adorable, you know that? Especially when you're sitting this close to me, looking up at me with those eyes just like you are. Fuck, I love those pretty eyes of yours. I could look at them all day and still not have the words to describe how beautiful they are."

(Pause)

"Oh? You think of something else I can do to make your day better?"

(Pause)

"Go ahead and tell me, baby. You know I'll give it to you."

(Pause)

"Well who am I to say 'no' to such a pretty face? Tilt your head a bit for me."

\Narrator and Listener kiss for a while. They stop when Listener notices that Narrator seems distracted.**

"Hm? Oh, it's nothing. C'mere, give me another kiss."

\Narrator and Listener kiss for a while before Listener pulls away, pointing out that Narrator is distracted again.**

"I'm sorry, baby. I don't mean to be distracted, but there’s this guy who just won't stop staring at you. He's checking you out, and he's really not fucking subtle about it. And I know it’s because you’re so hot, but he should be able to see that you’re taken."

(Pause)

“Mhm, yep, you are completely taken. All mine.”

\Narrator kisses Listener.**

“And I’m allll yours.”

(Pause)

“Aww, look at that smile. God, I could stare at the smile forever and still not get used to how beautiful it is.”

(Pause)

“It’s true! You’re just too damn cute.”

(Pause)

“Aw, thank you, baby! Call me cute again~”

(Pause)

“Because I like hearing you call me cute. Please, baby? Just call me cute one more time?”

(Pause)

“God, you’re gonna make my heart explode, being so sweet like that.”

(Pause)

“I know. Still, it’s nice to hear you calling me cute. It makes me just wanna pick you up and hug you like a little stuffed bunny.”

(Pause)

“What, did I get you all flustered? I did, didn’t I?”

(Pause)

“Oh, I definitely did. Look at that smile - you’re all shy and embarrassed! That’s adorable, oh my god. My heart’s gonna explode from how adorable you are.”

(Pause)

“You can try to hide your face against my shoulder all you want, but I already saw your cute little flustered face. You’re too late, I’ve already won!”

\Narrator laughs softly before trailing off. Listener asks if something’s wrong.**

“No, it’s just that guy; he’s still checking you out. And the way he’s looking at you is so fucking… He’s definitely not having any polite thoughts about you, and it’s really starting to get on my nerves.”

\Narrator huffs, annoyed.**

“I think I’m gonna go over there and have a few words with him. He needs someone to remind him what good manners are, especially when it comes to keeping his eyes to himself.”

(Pause)

“Don’t worry, baby. I’m not gonna do anything too bad to him. We’re just gonna talk.”

(Pause)

“But baby, I-”

\Listener cuts Narrator off, sternly reminding him of their ‘no trouble’ promise. Narrator groans.**

“Okay, okay. You’re right. No fighting. And no ‘just having a talk with him.’ I’m just gonna enjoy tonight, and enjoy getting to spend time with my baby.”

\Narrator sighs.**

“I’m just really pissed off seeing him look at you like that. Can’t he see that you’re mine?”

(Pause)

“Actually… Baby, would you mind sitting in my lap? I want you closer to me.”

(Pause)

“Maybe I am, but you like it when I get protective, don’t you?”

\Narrator chuckles.**

“That’s exactly what I thought. Now come here and sit on my lap.”

\Listener moves to sit in Narrator’s lap.**

“Perfect, just like that. Now I’m gonna wrap my arms around you and pull you closer.”

(Pause)

\Quieter from close proximity** “Now isn’t this cozy? We’re so close together like this.”

\Narrator chuckles softly.**

“You know, it looks like we’re close enough to be within kissing distance, doesn’t it?”

(Pause)

“Then maybe we should kiss again.”

\Narrator and Listener kiss for a while.**

“Now that’s a good way to calm me down.”

(Pause)

“Mhm, yeah. Now I’m barely even thinking about how much I wanna punch that dickhead.”

(Pause)

“I mean, I’m still thinking about it a bit, but maybe if you kiss me some more, I might stop thinking about that and think about you more.”

(Pause)

“Yeah. It sounds like a good idea, right?”

(Pause)

“Then c’mere. Kiss me some more, baby.”

\Narrator and Listener kiss for a while.**

“God, I love kissing you. I swear, it’s one of my top three hobbies ever.”

(Pause)

“Yep. Right next to hugging you and thinking about you.”

\Listener asks if he's still thinking about the guy. Narrator laughs.**

“Am I thinking about what guy? All I can think about is you, baby.”

(Pause)

“What can I say? Kisses keep me nice and calm. You know that though, don’t you?”

\Narrator steals a quick kiss from Listener.**

“You always know just what to do to distract me. I’m hooked on how good I feel when I’m with you. You know all the best ways to keep me out of trouble, and I’m too happy that I get to kiss you to care.”

(Pause)

“Well, you know, a party like this is a good place to get into a lot of trouble. You’re gonna have to make sure I behave the whole night.”

(Pause)

“Yeah? You think you can handle that?”

(Pause)

“Well, I dunno. I’m having some pretty troublesome thoughts right now.”

(Pause)

“Then you better get to distracting me again, baby. Gotta make sure I behave.”

\Narrator chuckles. Narrator and Listener kiss until the audio ends.**