*** = listener speaking

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Classmate – Left

Bully – Right

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Classmate: Hey, hun! Sorry, I know we have plans, but do you mind waiting outside real quick?

Classmate: I’m in a group project with those guys over there, and we just need to go over the details of who’s going to do what.

Classmate: I promise this won’t take too long! Then we can get right to our café date!

Classmate: Thank you so much!! I’ll see you in a second!

[listener leaves the classroom, shutting the door behind them]

Bully: Hey, move. You’re taking up-

Bully: Oh, it’s you.

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Bully: What, you think apologising now makes up for you taking up all that space?

Bully: Don’t make me laugh. If you’re really sorry, get on your knees and beg.

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[Bully laughs]

Bully: No? Where’d all this attitude come from?

Bully: Get on your knees, or I’ll make you. I’ve been eager to see you on your knees again since the camping trip ended.

Bully: That kind of pose fits a pathetic person like-

[door opens]

Classmate: Sorry again for making you wait so long, hun! Let’s get going!

Bully: …And who in the hell are you?

Classmate: …I’m their friend. Who are you?

Bully: None of your business. Now scram.

Classmate: Oh dear, hun… you’re a real magnet for pulling in these loser types, aren’t you?

Bully: Hah? Wanna say that again?

Classmate: I was saying how unfortunate it is for my friend to have to deal with losers like you. Poor hun can’t catch a break – you aren’t the first idiot who thinks they can pick on them.

Bully: The hell is this chick saying? You’re telling me you’re so pathetic now you can’t stand up to anyone? That’s hilarious.

Classmate: Excuse me, I was the one talking to you.

Bully: ‘Excuse me’? What are you, some posh Victorian maid? Next you’re gonna start calling people master.

Bully: Then again, with how much of a nerd they are, they’d be over the moon if you did.

Classmate: That’s enough-

Bully: ‘ThAt’S eNoUgH’. God, you sound so full of yourself. You and the nerd are made for each other.

Classmate: Then why don’t you leave us alone?

Bully: Because I’m not done talking to the nerd. So run along Little Miss Perfect, and you can have whatever’s left.

Classmate: Whatever’s left?

[bully gets closer]

Bully: Not that you already have much left to take, anyway.

Bully: Hey nerd, did you tell her about the fun we had on the trip?

Classmate: Fun…?

[bully laughs]

Bully: You really didn’t! I’m not surprised, though.

Bully: Why don’t you tell her, hmm? You seem to like her so much, why are you keeping secrets from her?

Classmate: Whatever you’re trying to make them tell me, I don’t care. I’m not going to push them into telling me anything they don’t want to tell me – alright, hun? Don’t worry about it.

Bully: God, she really is as pathetic as you.

[bully moves back]

Bully: Hurry and move your butt. We’re leaving.

Classmate: For the last time, they’re not going anywhere with you.

[classmate gets closer]

Classmate: Don’t let her intimidate you, hun. You don’t have to go with anyone you don’t want to.

Classmate: We have that reservation at the café, remember? Let’s go get some cake and forget all about them.

Bully: And what if they don’t want to go with you, huh? You just said they don’t have to go with anyone they don’t want to.

Bully: What if the nerd wants to go with me?

Classmate: Why would they want to go with someone like you who keeps insulting them?

Bully: I already told you – I know them faaar better than you do. They’re nothing but a pathetic little masochist.

Classmate: Don’t listen to any of her insults, hun. You aren’t pathetic, not one bit. She’s just being rude – she’s probably jealous of you!

Bully: I’d say you’re the rude one, ignoring me when I’m talking to you. At least I have enough manners to keep a conversation going.

[classmate moves back]

Classmate: Who in their right mind would want to keep a conversation with you?

Bully: They do. They might be acting all meek and scared in front of you for sympathy points, but they know all too well that they like the way I treat them. They’re the kind of person to take anything thrown their way, good or bad, and eat it right up as long as it means someone is paying attention to them.

Bully: That’s how they’ve been since we were younger, and I know they’re never going to change.

Classmate: Someone who treats them so badly like you do will never understand them.

Bully: And you know them oh-so-well? How long have you known them, Little Miss Perfect? A week?

Classmate: I’ve known them for a month.

Bully: Wow, such a milestone!

Classmate: That’s why we’re going to a café. Bye.

Bully: God, so pushy.

[bully gets closer]

Bully: Look, nerd, why don’t I just buy you a cake instead? I promise I won’t smash your face in it… not right away, anyway~

Classmate: They’re not just going for free cake!

[classmate gets closer]

Classmate: We’re meeting up with the others after, remember, hun? We can’t leave them waiting for too long.

Bully: Now you’re putting peer pressure on them? Wow, you’re worse than I give you credit for.

Classmate: It’s not peer pressure! I’m just reminding them!

Bully: Really? It sounds more like you’re just desperate to make them go with you.

Classmate: You’re the desperate one!

Bully: Excuse me? No I’m-

Classmate: If you really weren’t desperate, you would’ve left ages ago! You called them needy for attention, when really that’s you, isn’t it?

Bully: You little… Look, I’m not sticking around much longer, nerd. Get a move on so we can leave already.

Classmate: They aren’t going with you, they’re going with me.

Bully: You’re the one who said they get to decide for themselves, hypocrite.

Classmate: Hun, you aren’t actually going to go with her, right? I don’t care if you’d rather do something else today, but to go with someone like her…

Bully: You really want to hang around with someone as rude as her, nerd? And here I thought you were smarter than that.

Classmate: We can go get cake and forget all the rude things she said to you, okay, hun? Let’s get a move on before she can do anything worse.

Bully: You and I both already know if you come with me, it’ll be worth your while. You’ll have to beg, but if you hurry your butt up, I might be nicer today.

Classmate: Come on, hun, I know this one dessert you’ll love!

Bully: Come on, nerd, or I’ll move you myself.

Both: You’re coming with me, right?