Alternative title suggestions: Kidnapped by your best friend | Yandere friend is secretly obsessed with you | Sweet yandere is in love with you | Kidnapped by your stalker best friend | Psychotic best friend wants you for (him-/her-/them-)self 

TW/CW: kidnapping, obsession, toxic behaviour, anger issues, mention of stalking, locked room windows, listener being forced to sit down and eat, mental issues, insanity, entitlement/guilt tripping (expecting listener to be ‘thankful’)

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Introduction (for listeners): A while ago, you met this slightly weird (guy/girl/person), who you eventually became friends with. (He/she/they) was always there for you, listened to you, cared for you… A few days ago, you suddenly wake up in a different room… It turns out your friend is a raging yandere and has kidnapped you. You’re not quite sure what to think about it yet, but being trapped is really not a great feeling…

Summary (for speakers): The first moment you laid eyes on the listener, you immediately knew you had to have them. Wanting to take it slow, you befriend them and only fall more and more in love/obsession every passing day. Somehow, they don’t seem to notice your feelings for them and don’t make any attempt to show romantic interest… Eventually, you’ve had enough. The room you’ve been preparing for them has been finished and vacant for a while now, so you finally decide to take them. The past few days of your love finally living in your apartment have both been a dream and a nightmare, since they still refuse to accept the situation. But they will. You know they will…

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~1.300 words/ 9-15 mins Audio

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Usage: Everything goes, as long as you give credit! Adjust wording, change stuff, improvise, add or remove scenes, make it nsfw if you want. For any questions, feel free to ask! Have fun! :D

Monetization/paywall is ok, but I’d appreciate being sent a free copy! 

Sfx optional but it enhances the experience, if you have access.

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Setting: Speaker’s home, bedroom.

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sometimes I use … for very short pauses between lines → easier to read

[these are for sfx, actions, pauses or other remarks] 

(these are for vocal cues and instructions, feel free to ignore)

italics are for emphasising a word

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[sfx (from the outside, just muffle it a bit:) gentle knocking on room door. Key is inserted in lock, lock klicks, door opens.]

[sfx (now inside, not muffed anymore:) Speaker walks in, door gently closes again. plates are carefully placed on a table, then door gets locked from the inside to avoid listener attempting to run out.]

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(breathy voice?, slower speech, a hint of insanity, underlying frustration and obsession/possessiveness. Trying to sound ‘normal’ and sweet, but slowly losing it; getting more agitated/obsessive as time goes on)

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Hey Baby…

I brought you food.

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(small sigh)

Don’t look at me like that, okay?

You know I can’t stand that expression on you.

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No, no.

Don’t look away. 

Hiding your face isn’t gonna make it any better.

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Here… 

Look. 

I made you food. 

And… you’re going to eat it. 

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I want to sit down with you, and we’re going to eat dinner. 

Got it?

You’ve been refusing to eat with me ever since I brought you here. 

I’m starting to get worried about you, Sweetheart. 

Now come over, and sit with me. 

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Oh come on. 

I went out of my way to make this place nice for you. 

I even got this cute little dinner table for the two of us to eat together, and this is how you thank me for it?

All you ever do is sit by that goddamn window, looking outside all day. 

(frustrated sigh)

I wouldn’t be surprised if you tried opening it already. 

Wanting to jump out and run away…

But, as you probably figured out, I had a lock installed.

To avoid that exact thing from happening. 

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Of course we’ll open the window every now and again, to let in some fresh air. 

I don’t want you to suffocate in here, after all…

But you’re not ready for that just yet. 

For now, if you want to ventilate, you’ll have to come into the other room with me, okay?

I don’t want you going anywhere.

And a jump from this height definitely wouldn't end too well for you…

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You don’t know what’s good for you, my sweet Darling. 

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(sarcastic:) You’re still convinced that this whole situation is so terrible. That you should try to escape. 

Run away from me… 

(stern:) But I won't let that happen. 

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I can tell, you’ve been thinking about it. 

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At least you stopped trying to scream by now, but it still breaks my heart to see you like this.

It’s obvious you haven’t gotten used to the new situation just yet. 

I suppose that’s normal…

But I know you will, eventually.

This sort of thing takes time. 

For most people, falling in love doesn’t happen overnight. 

I know that…

And I may not be the most patient… But for you, it’ll be worth it. 

I know it’s going to happen. 

I know you’ll be mine. 

Soon enough…

Because we’re made for each other. 

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[short pause]

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I still remember the first time I saw your beautiful face…

I instantly knew, you were the one.
Maybe it wasn’t as obvious to you, as it was to me, but…

I promise, you’ll realise it soon.

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Baby, you are everything I’ve ever wanted.

My sweetest dreams personified…

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[pause]

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When I was a kid, I used to imagine what my future might look like. 

What kind of a person I wanted to be, and whom I might end up with…

And I always saw myself with somebody who looked just like you…

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The first time you crossed my path…I knew.

You were exactly what I’d been searching for. 

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It was almost scary, just how… how absolutely perfect you were.

I can’t believe I actually met you.

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It’s not just your looks.

Even your personality was an exact copy of my fantasies…

It feels so surreal to finally have you here with me. 

You’re everything I wanted you to be… Everything I ever dreamed of.

You are perfect, Sweetheart. 

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When we first started talking, you were always so sweet, and nice, and kind…

We immediately agreed on so many things… 

(whispered/breathy:) You’re so perfect, oh my god…

I wanted you so badly…

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When I heard the first word from your mouth…

Ever since we started talking, and eventually began hanging out…

As I got to know you, and we became friends…

Fuck, I’ve been waiting. 

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I’ve been longing for you. Wanting you more than anything else in the world.

It felt like an eternity… Until I finally got you…

All to myself.

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After all this time… You’re finally here. 

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Can you even imagine how agonising it’s been?!

Having to cling to that tiny fragment of hope, that eventually you’d move in with me?

That you’d realise how perfect we are…?

I mean… Look around the room. 

All the things I’ve been gathering in here… 

Every time you mentioned something you liked or wanted, I got it for you. 

And I put it here. 

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Do you remember telling me about your favourite colour?

Your favourite kind of fabric?

Whether you liked carpet and what not?

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Yeah. I memorised it. 

I’m not sure if you noticed yet, but the mini fridge and snack drawers have all your favourite things in them. 

Everything you ever looked at for a second too long, only to tell me you shouldn't be getting it today.

All the snacks you ate at home.

The drinks you always ask your parents to buy…

Everything.

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I carefully considered your preferences and aesthetic with every piece of furniture I bought for you. 

Even the blankets and covers…

The pillows…

The clothing detergent… 

The room scent…

Every bit of decor, every tiny little item… it’s all carefully picked out to make this place feel like home. 

It’s even better than your room in your parent’s house, isn’t it?!

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[short pause]

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It’s a little upsetting to see, you’re not appreciating it yet.

But I know you will.

You just need a little time to get used to the new environment…

It’s just the shock. I know it is. 

Everything is new…

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(small, slightly shaky/breathy sigh)

I’ve spent days sitting here alone… Wishing you would be laying on that bed, talking to me.

Hugging me, when I come home.

Playing with my hair as we watch movies. 

Kissing me…

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Oh, it’s going to be perfect.

You just need a little more time… 

(more to reassure self:) Just a little more time…

And you’ll love it here.

You’ll love me.

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(sigh)

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Look, please just come sit at the table with me.

Sit down and have some food, okay?
I made your favourite. 

It’s just the way you like it. 

I’ve been taking notes of what you said you like and don’t like… 

And exactly how you enjoy your food. 

I’ve been practising, too. 

So much…

Cooking has never really been my strong suit… 

But since I know you like food, I just had to sit down and learn.

For you.

And… somehow, it turned out really good!

I’ve been constantly and rapidly improving, ever since I first met you. 

I’ve gotten really damn good.

It tastes almost perfect now.

Exactly how you like it!

Just give it a try. 

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[short pause]

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Please, Baby, look at me. 

I’m begging you. Look at me…

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I put so much effort into making something nice for you…

Just please come sit with me, at least. 

You must be starving…

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[short pause]

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(deep sigh)

You’re almost making me feel bad, Baby…

But this is everything I’ve ever wanted…

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(getting frustrated, trying to contain self, agitated and picking up pace)

I don’t want to get upset with you. 

I don’t want to hurt you, okay?

But you’re getting me really frustrated right now…

(through clenched teeth?:) Just come over here. And sit. With me. 

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[sfx: slamming hand on table?]

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Eat your goddamn food!

I spent a lot of time preparing it for you. 

And you will be eating it.

Right now.

In front of me.

So I know that it’s good. 

And I know that you like it. 

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I just want you to appreciate what I’ve done for you. For us.  

Can you do that for me?

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[pause. Sfx: cloth shuffles/mattress decompresses as listener hesitantly gets up. Chair scrapes, listener sits down]

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There you go. Finally. 

That wasn’t so terrible now, was it?

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(deep sigh/breath, regaining composure)

I’m sorry, Baby. 

This whole situation has been a bit… stressful. 

I’m really happy you’re sitting here with me. 

Thank you…