Description: A curious forest guardian noticed you entering her forest a few days ago, but she isn't just watching you to protect her territory...

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Sound of her sneaking through the forest.

Guardian: Whispering to herself. "There they are again."

Guardian: Whispering to herself. "Same time as before."

Guardian: Whispering to herself. "And same area too."

Guardian: Whispering to herself. "They're not hunting."

Guardian: Whispering to herself. "But they're not camping either."

Guardian: Whispering to herself. "Who would go so far into the forest alone?"

Guardian: Whispering to herself. "Not to mention, who would return day after day?"

Guardian: Sighs.

Guardian: Whispering to herself. "I can't believe this."

Guardian: Whispering to herself. "I can't believe I'm watching them, they're in my forest."

Guardian: "I ought to just go over there and tell them to get the hell out of her-"

Sound of a rock rolling over.

Guardian: Gasps.

Sound of her hiding behind a tree.

Guardian: Whispering to herself. "Did they see me?"

Guardian: Whispering to herself. "I don't think so."

Guardian: Whispering to herself. "Wait, where did they go?"

Guardian: "Ahh!!"

Guardian: "Wha-how-"

Guardian: "How dare you sneak up to the guardian of the forest!!"

Guardian: "I could've tripped you dolt!!"

Guardian: "Watching!?!"

Guardian: Flustered. "I-I would never watch someone, especially not you."

Guardian: Flustered. "Why would I do that in my own territory?"

Guardian: "Yes, my territory."

Guardian: "Didn't you hear me? I'm the guardian of this forest."

Guardian: "Yes I am!"

Guardian: "B-Badge?"

Guardian: "Guardians aren't given a badge when they take over the forest!!"

Guardian: "You should be bowing down to me, asking for my forgiveness!!"

Guardian: "What's with that look?"

Guardian: Super flustered. "C-Cute!?!"

Guardian: Super flustered. "Don't just say things like that!!"

Guardian: Super flustered. "I'm not cute, I am powerful!!"

Guardian: Super flustered. "No not cute and powerful, just powerful!!"

Guardian: "Hmph."

Short pause.

Guardian: "Well?"

Guardian: "Aren't you going to apologize?"

Guardian: "For coming into my territory, for calling me cute."

Guardian: "Wha-"

Guardian: "Why should I apologize to you?"

Guardian: "I was not watching you!!"

Guardian: "H-Huh?"

Guardian: Embarrassed "Y-You saw that!?"

Guardian: Tsundere noises.

Sound of her stomping her foot.

Guardian: "F-Fine!"

Guardian: Embarrassed "I admit I was watching you these past few days..."

Guardian: Getting flustered. "I-I don't have to tell you why."

Guardian: Flustered. "N-No I don't."

Guardian: "Hmm?"

Guardian: "You're just saying that."

Guardian: "There's no way you could know."

Guardian: "Humans can't read minds."

Guardian: Whispering to herself. "Can they?"

Guardian: "Nothing!"

Guardian: "Oh yeah?"

Guardian: "And how can you have a "solution" to this if you don't even know why I was spyi- watching you in the first place?"

Guardian: "H-Huh?"

Guardian: "I don't-what does food have to do with this?"

Guardian: Sighs. "Fine, I'll humor you."

Guardian: "Not often why?"

Guardian: "No, I've never had pasta before."

Guardian: "That does sound...nice."

Guardian: Flustered. "W-Wait! are you...asking me out?"

Guardian: Flustered tsundere noises.

Guardian: Shy. "I...I-I...I would like that."

Guardian: Shy. "R-Right now?"

Guardian: *Shy. * "Sure."

Sound of them walking together through the forest.

Short pause.

Guardian: Shy. "Um...so...what made you ask me out?"

Guardian: Shy. "I just...never had a mortal ask me out..."

Guardian: Shy. "S-Sorry, person, I meant person."

Guardian: Shy. "I'm so used to my guardian duties that I sometimes forget I'm a mortal as well..."

Guardian: Shy. "Yeah, I have powers, but I'm just a mortal."

Guardian: Shy. "R-Really?"

Guardian: Shy. "You started to like me even though I was...s-spying on you?"

Guardian: Shy. "I..."

Guardian: Shy. "I like you too...t-that's why I kept watching you..."

Guardian: *Shy. *"And I-I'm sorry I yelled at you..."

Guardian: Shy. "You knew?"

Guardian: Shy. "Was I really that obvious."

Guardian: Embarrassed tsundere noises.

Guardian: Shy. "So how close to the forest do you live?"

Guardian: Shy. "That explains a lot."

Guardian: Shy. "I don't usually venture out of the forest very often."

Guardian: Shy. "No it's fine."

Guardian: Shy. "I'm actually really excited about this."

Guardian: Shy. "A-Are you okay, you've started to shiver."

Guardian: Getting protective. "We should hurry then, so you don't catch a cold."

Guardian: "Until we're there I can use some of my powers to keep you a bit warmer."

Guardian: Realizes what she's doing. "W-Well, if you're okay with me being this close to you."

Guardian: Getting shy again. "A-Alright then."

Guardian: Shy but firm. "If you tell anyone about this then I'll throw you across the whole forest."

Guardian: "I'm serious, so keep that mouth shut!"

Guardian: "Shut it for you? wha-"

Guardian: Gets flustered. "I-I wasn't looking at your lips."

Guardian: "N-No I was not!!"

Guardian: "Do you want me to leave you in this cold forest?"

Guardian: "Then shut it."

Sound of the listener kissing her on the cheek.

Guardian: Speechless. "I-I- that was- you just-"

Guardian: "You kissed my...cheek."

Guardian: "D-Don't look at me and just keep going!"

Guardian: "Hmph."

Guardian: Whispering to herself. "Their lips are so soft..."

Guardian: "Nothing!!"

Audio slowly fades out with the sound of them walking together.

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