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Context: You fill your end of the barging and go to the ball with your flirty queen.
Tags: [F4M] [Wholesome] [Reassurance] [Kissing] [Spicy]
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[Scene opens up with you and the queen at the ball]
***
[SFX: Classical music playing]
"*Sigh* Just another ball, in a foreign kingdom."
[You ask if everything is all right?]
"I mean, kind of. I use to love these kind of balls. The problem is when I became queen...*Hits head on table* It's just another excuse for other Nobleman and woman to make good on other monarchs."
[You ask what she means?]
"To put it bluntly, Politics. Politics at it's most ugly and forward method."
[You as for an example]
"You want an example? Ok, *Searches around the ballroom* Ah, there. You see that girl?"
[You say the one in a blue dress?]
"Yup, the blue dress girl. Okay so, when my parent's died; she was the representative from a neighboring kingdom."
[Pause]
"I won't bore you with too many details, just that she gave her condolences and in her most proper voice said to me; "If there is anything I can do for you; your Majesty, please do not hesitate to ask."
[You ask what did you do?]
"*Laughs a little* Well, I was such a mess that I ask her if it was ok that she sat next to me."
[You smiled a little]
"Yeah, I was just happy that someone was willing to stay with me during the "Grieving" Process."
[Pause]
"Anyways, she was in a very-and I do mean very awkward position. Seeing me as a bit of a mess and all."
[You say you were grieving]
"I mean, sure. grieving in front of another princess...I mean, what kind of message would I send?"
[Pause]
"Anyways, the two of us ended up chatting and having a real talk. Turns out she's quite the brute."
[You say how so?]
"Well, her grandmother was a massive...and I do mean massive tomboy. The whole "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree" really applied with her."
[Pause]
"Anyways, she told me she had a particular crush on a childhood friend. She feared however that the feelings wouldn't be...returned."
[She sighs a little]
"Afterwards I just said go for it. You only got one life, might as well live it."
[You asked what happened?]
"Well, two days later; I got a message in secret. Apparently her childhood friend, who she knew since he was a squire had feeling for her too. He was even willing to confess to her in front of the "Sunflower garden"
[You raise an eyebrow]
"Well, legend has it; whoever confesses their love at that garden would be destined together forever. A little too corny for me, but it worked for her."
[She leans in]
"Just between us, I approve of the two couple."
[You ask about the other princess she's talking to]
"Other princess? *Looks over* Let's see-oh dear, it seems you fell for it."
[You ask fell for what]
"Um...my dear. That...is a prince."
[You turn bright red in embarrassment]
"Oh don't worry, apparently your not the first one to make that mistake. I kind of feel bad for him, getting hit on by all the "Fair maidens" and being mistaken for a girl by the other guys. It's must be so stressful for him."
[Pause]
"Although, last time I talked to him he did find a girl. *Snickers* Apparently she thought he was a princess, and when she found out that he was a boy...she broke down in tears."
[You ask why that's funny?]
"Well, it's just...according to him if it wasn't for that mistake, he'd never meet the love of his life."
[You notice someone staring daggers at you]
"My dear, what on earth is the matter?"
[You ask who is that dark figure over there]
"Oh, that? Oh...oh dear...um...maybe it's best if you just lay low for a second."
[You ask why?]
"How do I put this delicately...That there...is the neighboring kingdom's Captain of the knights. "la rosa de la muerte" or as they are better know as "The rose of death"
[Your face turns pale]
"Oh, no need to look so flushed. Their only interested in...absurdly strong opponents. As long as you show no threat, you'll be fine. Best not to stare to long though."
[You ask if there is anything else you should know]
"Anything else? Well, from what I can tell; everything should be all...oh yeah. I completely forgot. The Captain there, rumor has it he was a general of the demon lord's army."
[You say the demon lord?]
"Yup the one and the same, the story goes that a young knight challenged them on a dark and stormy knight. The knight refusing to yield confused the General. So naturally, they joined him."
[She snaps her fingers remembering something]
"Oh, Almost forgot."
[She puts on a corsage]
"We were such in a rush that I completely forgot to put this on."
[You ask why a corsage]
"It's a bit of a long story, but the whole rumor of it is...whoever didn't have a corsage on would be insulting the other guest. In a way wishing them bad luck."
[You raise an eyebrow]
"The story goes that the woman to wear a corsage is to wish the couples in events...like this; is a symbol of approving their relationship. Hence to not wear one is to wish them bad luck...and is a MAJOR FAUX PAS."
[Pause]
"So you can see why not wearing one is considered at it's most simply put...rude."
[You ask why not you give the corsage]
"*Blushing* You? Give me...a corsage? I...I...*Clears throat* Um...The reason men don't normally give woman corsage...is, to put it simply..."
[You see her trying to get her composure]
"Okay, so...To give a woman a corsage is to...purpose to them."
[You face turns bright red]
"Don't worry...you had no idea. So, it's not your fault."
[You ask why such an odd tradition?]
"Well, according to this kingdom's traditions, there was a time where they were poor. And I do mean really poor. So poor that the only way young couples purpose to their "Beloveds" was to give them flowers."
[Pause]
"Eventually it evolved into giving them corsages. Hence the proposals."
[You apologize and try to change the topic]
"That...all right my dear...um..."
"***"
[She looks around to find anything]
[SFX: Side doors opening]
"Oh, some new guest arriving. How sweet."
[She see's that one of them is a knight]
"Hmm...a fellow knight. This one looks strangely familiar."
[She then see's a dragon girl]
"Oh, and a dragon girl as a date. How quaint."
[You ask if there is any issue]
"On the contrary my young knight. If anything I'm kind of curious what type of dragon girl she is. Or more specifically where is she from?"
[You raise an eyebrow]
"Okay, so some dragon species have been associated with bandits and thieves. It hasn't helped that there are some that have tried to overthrow kingdoms...I do believe though she might be from one of the more peaceful tribes."
[You ask if she should ask her]
"Well, I would. However, I'll see first what she does here. And more importantly, Why?"
[She watches the knight dance a little with the dragon girl]
"*Chuckles* Ah, how quaint."
[You ask what's so funny?]
"Oh don't mind me. I just had a little bit of nostalgia watching them dance."
[You ask how so?]
"Well, what do you notice about that knight?"
[Pause]
"I'll give you a hint~; Look at his shoes."
[You notice that their sabatons]
"*Chuckles* that's right, he's wearing sabatons. *Sigh* Reminds me of my first dancing lessons."
[Pause]
"I won't bore you two much with the details. Let's just say...my reputation of having two left feet traveled fast."
[She chuckles a little]
"Don't worry, I've improved greatly since then. To be fair though, I was six."
[You ask if the two are dating]
"It seems that way. The two lovebirds looks like their in that "Honeymoon" Stage. *Smirks* I bet you I know exactly what's going to happen."
[Pause]
"The two will dance for a bit, and after a while the young lad will step away and go to the band playing. Asking if they can play a slower waltz to dance with her."
[You ask if he's going to leave her standing there?]
"She's a dragon girl. Even a weak one, no one would mess with. Just watch."
[The two of you watch the couple dance]
"He'll walk away in about 3...2...1..."
[Just as she mentioned the young lad walks away]
"See? Can I predict this kind of thing or what?"
[Pause]
"Now, He'll stop the music and it'll go into a slow waltz in 3...2...1..."
[SFX: Music stops]
"And...cue the music."
[SFX: Slow waltz]
"See? Can I call it or can I call it?"
[You agree]
"Depending on how serious they are...the kiss should either come up in a few minutes or-"
[The two of you see them locking lips]
"Okay, fully committed. *Sigh* Maybe one day."
[The music ends]
"Welp, maybe I should introduce myself to the young-"
[A metal lance hits her shoulder]
"Ah...Like clockwork I see. I'd take it you don't want me to meet them...Captain."
[You can see a towering figure over the queen]
"Don't worry my dear. Last thing this captain want's to do is draw attention to themselves...again."
[You can see the Captain clenching their teeth]
"Very well, I promise I won't meet with them face-to-face. I swear on my crown."
[The captain lifts the spear off her shoulder]
"*Scribbling* Now, just to take care of this;"
[You ask what is she doing?]
"Well, I can't meet them. But you can."
[She hands you a box and a note]
"This is a simple request; Just go up to them, and ask them to read the note. If they decline my offer, hand her this box. Don't worry, It's just a ring. With my coat of arms."
[Pause]
"I'll explain later...anyways if she declines ask her to take the ring and ask for her name. That is all. If she still refuses simply tell her that it might be in her best interest to make some friends...that can help her down the line."
[You agree]
"Excellent. Now hurry along lad."
[You walk over to the knight and the dragon girl]
"*Finish eating* Ah man. That hit the spot. I got to admit Boss, being in a ball I was worried that it was going to be super boring."
[You present yourself saluting to the two]
"Huh? What have we got here? A neighboring Knight?"
[You apologize for intruding and hand her a note]
"Oh...um, that ok. Let's see what we got here."
[She opens the note and briefly reads it]
"I see. Tell me knight, what would happen if I refuse to go? Just out of curiosity?"
[You hand her a jewelry case]
"*Opens it* Oh, a ring...with a coat of arms?"
[The knight sitting next to her explains why your handing it over]
"Oh, I get it now. You want to make peace with me. Afraid that I might reign down fire on your kingdom?"
[You apologize if you offend her]
"Hey now, don't sweat it. If I got offended by every little stereotypical thing said about dragons I wouldn't be here right now."
[You ask for clarity]
"Well, for starters. My lovely boyfriend here. I doubt it that I would ever have the chance to be with him."
[You ask for her name]
"Oh, possibly interested as well?"
[You say your queen request it if you refuse]
"Ah. I see, well if that's the case. I might as well. Where's your queen?"
[You gesture in her direction as she talks to a young prince]
"Woah, quite the looker. Well, I guess I don't have to worry about you falling for me."
[SFX: Water being filled]
"No point in wasting your trip. My name is Cyndir. Let her know that if she want's to meet me-"
[You say she can't right now]
"Oh, other obligations? *Shrugs* Well, maybe next time."
[You keep standing there]
"*Whispers* Um...boss? Any reason he's still standing there?"
[The knight says your waiting to be dismissed]
"Dismissed? Oh, right. *Clears throat* Good knight, you are dismissed. Return to your queen."
[You salute her and return to your queen]
"So...how'd it go?"
[You explain the situation]
"I...I see. Well, at least it wasn't all for nothing."
"***"
[She stands up]
"Well, I think it's time that we step out into the ballroom floor. Just to get in one dance."
[You take the queen by the hand]
"Now, shall I take the lead...or perhaps my handsome and young knight would lead her fair Maiden~?"
[You blush a little and agree to lead]
"*Giggles* My~, what spunk you have right now."
[She notices a few rival queens coming in]
"Uh-oh. Don't look now, but some rival nation monarchs are coming in."
[One of them tries seducing you]
"*Inner monologue* Ugh, that bitch. Trying to steal my friend away from-"
[You turn around, apologize and say your with someone]
"Huh? You...your standing up for me?"
[Another woman grabs you and puts you in between her breast, going full ara~ ara~]
"*Clears throat* Excuse me, miss. But I do believe that you are-"
[You break away, again. Saying your not interested]
"Woah. Didn't see that coming. *Inner monologue* He's really resisting all of their temptations"
[One of them ask why your with her]
"Well, If you can't tell. It's quite simple, he's-"
[You say she's your betrothed]
"*Inner monologue* Wait, WHAT!? Betrothed? Did he really go for the betrothed method? There's no way the girls are going to believe-"
[One of the queens calls him out on it]
"*Inner monologue* Crud, there's no way he can prove it. After all, he's-"
[he approaches you]
"Huh? What are you-"
[SFX: kissing passionately.]
"*Inner monologue* He's kissing me. Me. In front of all of these woman who tried swooping him up. He's...actually really good at this. No wait, What am I thinking? My mind's going blank...he's...really good at this~"
[You release from the kiss]
"*Catching her breath and whispers* Woah, How did you learn to kiss so well? I only taught you the basics."
[Pause]
"Wait, am I not your first kiss?"
[Pause]
"Anyways, I think it worked. There walking away."
[You see him look at the queens with disgust]
"Hey, um...thanks for sticking up for me."
[You apologize for the passionate kiss]
"Oh, don't worry. I'm just glad none of the council was here to see that."
[You raise an eyebrow]
"Knowing them they'd have a smug face on. It's not that I want to give them false hope. I just..."
[She seems worried]
"I know I have asked a lot out of you, but saying that were...betrothed? Are you sure you can keep up that lie?"
[You nod]
"But...but why?"
[You say that you can't stand woman who wish to take men just for the sake of it.]
"you can't stand woman who wish to take men just for the sake of it. I guess that makes-"
[SFX: Kissing passionately]
"*Giggle* you don't have to put on the act anymore. There all gone."
[You say just in case]
"Ever the worry wart. Well brave knight. I'm indebted to you."
[You say it's fine]
"Just keep that in the back of your head for now. Okay?"
[You nod]
"Very well. Shall we take our leave?"
[You nod again]
"Great, let's go home."
[The two of you walk out as it fades to black]
[To be continued...?]
Side note: completely forgot. Previous parts are Here (Part 1) Here (Part 2) and Here (Part 3)
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