Notes: This script is okay for monetization. Can be used on Patreon, just let me know if you do. If you use it, please give credit. You can change pronouns if preferred but otherwise please don't edit the script. My scripts are meant for adult audiences and all characters are 18 . For clarification on the format of the script, any place that says (Pause) is a place for the Listener's response. Anything in \asterisks and italics** isn't meant to be read aloud, it's there to either hint at the tone or provide context that might help the script make more sense.

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Summary: Listener, tired after a party at their house, goes up to their bedroom to turn in for the night. However, they find a very interesting, very cute surprise hiding under their covers, and they decide that some cuddles sound pretty nice.

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Word Count: Approximately 1,453 words (Not including any actions or cues left in asterisks and italics)

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Writer’s Notes: Sorry I haven't posted in a while and that this one is so short! I'm working on a couple big projects right now that I'm super excited for! Hopefully I'll be done with one soon, but I'll try to get some other scripts out in the meantime!

Script Below:

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\It’s late and the party has died down, leaving Listener is more than ready to go to bed. Their housemates are still hanging out with the last of the partygoers, but Listener is too tired to stay awake, and decides to go to bed. They close the bedroom door, but as they approach their bed, their bedsheets start to shift and rustle, an unfamiliar head poking out of the blankets.**

\Sleepy, groggy** “Mm… Hello? Someone there?”

\Narrator yawns before catching sight of Listener.**

\Sleepy, happy** “Oh, you’re really cute. Who are you?”

(Pause)

“Oh, I know you! You're um… Someone's roommate, right? One of my friend's roommates?"

(Pause)

"Right, yeah! You know, I was actually at a party at her place tonight. It was so much fun, and the food was so good! And so were the drinks! Like, holy shit, so good. Someone even brought those like, those cherries, you know? The ones in the jars?”

(Pause)

“No, not those ones, though they had some of those, too. I put like, 20 of those ones on my ice cream, they’re sooo good! I’d eat them forever, if I could! Oh, but I meant the other ones. Like the uh, the alcohol ones.”

(Pause)

“Yeah, moonshine! That’s the one!”

\Narrator laughs tiredly.**

“Anyway, yeah, it was a great party. You should’ve been there, it was fantastic!”

(Pause)

“Oh, you were? Really? I don’t remember seeing someone as cute as you at the party. I’m sure I would’ve remembered you.”

(Pause)

“Ohhh, gotcha. Well that sucks, why were you late?”

(Pause)

“Aw, really? I haattteee having work right before a party. It’s so annoying because like, how am I supposed to get ready in time?”

(Pause)

“Yeah. Because, y’know, first you gotta get dressed, and then you gotta find something to bring, and then you gotta look up the address and make sure you know where it is. It’s just small stuff, but like, it all has to happen, and usually work runs too long to get it done on time, you know?”

(Pause)

“Eh, well, true. I’m just not good at time-stuff so I hate working before parties. But at least you got to come for most of the party, so that’s good!”

(Pause)

“Yeah, it was so fun, right?! I don’t remember a whole lot, but I definitely had a great time!”

(Pause)

“Oh yeah? How’d you like it? I mean, for the time you actually got to be there.”

(Pause)

“Mm, yeah, that’s fair. Parties can be pretty exhausting, especially if you had work before it. If I were you, I'd want to go to bed and get some sleep."

(Pause)

“Planning on it? That’s good. Just remember to be careful getting home. It would be a shame to see someone as cute as you get hurt.”

(Pause)

“Huh? What do you mean? How could you already be at home? We don’t live together.”

(Pause)

“Wait… really? But I thought this was my room…”

(Pause)

“Huh. Now that you mention it, I actually don’t remember leaving the party. So if I didn’t leave the party, then I must still be at the party. And if I’m still at the party, then I’m in a bedroom in the house the party was at. But this room doesn’t look familiar, so whose room am I in?”

(Pause)

“Oh, it’s your room? That’s cool! You’ve got a really cool room. It’s very… warm. Like you.”

(Pause)

“Well, you seem like a warm person. Like, the kinda person I could cuddle. Yeah! You look very cuddle-able.”

(Pause)

“Mhm, really cuddle-able. Like one of those biiiig teddy bears that you can win at like, carnivals and fairs and stuff. Except you seem even more cuddle-able because you’re not covered in fur and won’t suffocate me in my sleep. I mean, hopefully.”

(Pause)

\Puppy dog eyes energy** “You… You wouldn’t suffocate me in my sleep, would you? Right? Please?”

(Pause)

“‘Maybe?’ Aw… Well what if I promise to not steal the blankets and let you choose what side of the bed you want to sleep on?”

(Pause)

\Happy, still sleep** “Yay~! You’re so nice~”

(Pause)

“Yep! Very nice! And very cuddle-able!”

\Narrator laughs softly.**

“Sorry~ It’s just that the longer I look at you, the more I wanna cuddle you. And also maybe kiss you on the cheek. You have a very kissable face.”

(Pause)

“Yeah, like, you look like you’d smile when I’d kiss you, and your smile would be sooo cute that I have to kiss you more, you know? Just a very cute, kissable, lovable face.”

(Pause)

“So no kisses?”

\Narrator sighs sadly.**

“Well, what about cuddles? Can I at least have cuddles?”

(Pause)

“Oh, c’mon, pleeeaaasseeee? I wanna cuddle you so much! I’m really good at cuddling, I swear!”

(Pause)

“Yeah, really! Like, my chest is super comfy to lay on, and everyone says that I’m really good at hugging, so you’ll be sooo comfortable! And I’m warm, too! Not to mention that I’m already in your bed and uh, I might be too drunk to get up without help. So unless you wanna help me to another bedroom or to the couch downstairs, then I’m gonna stay riiiight here.”

(Pause)

“Well then come here! I promise I’m a good cuddler and I won’t do anything rude. I won’t even kiss you on the cheek, not even if you ask me to!”

(Pause)

“Nope! Not even once! I wait to kiss until at least the end of the first date.”

(Pause)

“Because I wanna be a gentleman for whoever I date, you know? I wanna be a good boyfriend. I also bring them flowers!”

(Pause)

“Yeah, totally! I’d bring you whatever flowers you want, and at the end of the night, I’d walk you up to your door and kiss your hand and tell you to have a good night! Then I’d send you a nice text the next day!”

(Pause)

“Mhm, I’d definitely do all of that if we went on a date! You seem really cool, and I’d absolutely wanna be a perfect gentleman for you!”

(Pause)

“Okay, cool! That sounds like a great idea! Going on a date with you would be a lot of fun, and I’d get the chance to show you just how good of a date I can be!”

(Pause)

“Sweet! So where do you want to go for our date? You can pick anywhere you want, I’m cool with anything!”

(Pause)

“Sure, that sounds great! Then when do you wanna go?”

(Pause)

“Yeah, that’s perfect! Text me tomorrow so I have your address, and I can pick you up, okay?”

(Pause)

“This is gonna be so fun! I can’t wait to date you!”

\Narrator laughs excitedly.**

“Oh wait. Even if we haven’t gone on a date yet, can we still cuddle? Because I still really wanna cuddle you right now, but I don’t wanna do anything too early.”

(Pause)

“You think so?”

(Pause)

“Oh, you’re right! It would be super ungentlemanly of me to kick you out of your bed, so it would be way better for us to cuddle.”

(Pause)

“Yeah, let me just scoot over a bit so you have some room.”

\Narrator scoots over, making room for Listener.**

“There we go! Now c’mere; I really wanna cuddle."

\Listener gets into the bed next to Narrator, cuddling up to him.**

“Mhm, that’s it. See? I told you that my chest is a great pillow. Can I wrap my arms around you?”

(Pause)

“Mm, I knew it. You’re super cuddle-able. Perfect for cuddling.”

(Pause)

“Yep, perfect.”

\Narrator sighs contentedly.**

“Sooo cuddle-able. I can’t wait to do this more after we start dating.”

\Narrator yawns as Listener playfully asks Narrator about how sure he is that he wants to date them since they just met.**

“Hm? Well yeah, of course. You’re super cool and funny and cute, so of course I wanna date you. And we’re already going on a date, so all we have to do after that is go on another date, and then another date, and then another date, and then we’ll be dating!”

(Pause)

“Well then I just gotta make sure that you wanna go on another date, right?”

(Pause)

“Then I’m gonna try my best to make you want a second date, okay?”

(Pause)

“Good. Then I’ll have to remind myself to ask what kind of flowers you like. And what kind of chocolates too. And then I’ll have to-”

(Pause)

“Huh? Oh right. We should probably go to bed now. Your headache is probably pretty bad right now. Just lay your head down and I’ll be quiet, okay? I’ll just cuddle you and keep you warm. I’ll be your big teddy bear from a carnival game tonight. Except without all the fur, or the button nose, or the bow around my neck. Still cuddly though. I’m stillll cuddly.”

\Narrator yawns.**

“Alright, I’ll be quiet now. Sleep well. I can’t wait to see you tomorrow.”

(Pause)

“Well, yeah. I’ll see you again when I wake up.”

(Pause)

“Mhm! It’ll be the best way to wake up like, ever.”

(Pause)

“Huh? Headache? But if you’re the one with a headache right now, why would I have a headache when I wake up?”

(Pause)

“Oh, right. I forgot that I drank so much. Oh well, at least it ended up with me getting to meet you. That makes it all worth it.”

(Pause)

“Mhm, yep. I’ll even think so when I wake up.”

(Pause)

“Yeah, I’m sure.”

(Pause)

“Well, if you think I’m wrong, then let’s race to see. Whoever falls asleep first will wake up first, and then they’ll get to see who was right.”

(Pause)

“No, I’m pretty sure that’s how it works.”

(Pause)

“Well I’m gonna race you anyway. I’m gonna quit talking to you now so I can focus on sleeping.”

\Narrator yawns.**

“Goodnight. Can’t wait to see you again, cutie.”

\The audio can either end here or can continue into a sleep aid with ambience/breathing noises/etc.**