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Context: The Captain of the Knights has a word with you about the recent "Disappointing spar" They had with your Dragon GF.
Tags: [A4M] [Vice-Captain listener] [Yandere speaker]
Usage: You may tweak or record this script.
Monetization: All forms of monetization are OK with me! YouTube, Patreon, etc. I would appreciate being able to listen to the recording, if possible. Let me know if you have any questions. Thank you!
Note: The whole Yandere aspect is simply in wanting the Vice-captain to fight them. Their relationship is "Platonic" in big air quotes. They are only influenced by strength. Or more simply a Yandere version of yujiro hanma. Also this is the same Captain and Vice-captain from the Cyndir series. Recent part I'll link below.
[Scene opens up in the Captain's office]
***
[SFX: Tapping on desk]
"Were is that kid? I could of sworn I told him I wish to discus with him ASAP."
[SFX: Door opening]
"UGH! Took you long enough. I though you may of forgotten my summoning."
[You ask if everything is all right?]
"Oh yeah...Just peachy."
[You can feel the captain trying not to blow a gasket]
"I'm sorry, I have just been a little on the edge. When you discussed your dragon girlfriend of being really strong I was expecting a really good sparring partner."
[SFX: Snapping pencil]
"What I got was an absolute disgrace. So, to say that I'm ABSOLUTELY LIVID, would be an understatement."
[You ask if it really was that bad]
"That dragon girl...was pathetic. I mean, I was expecting a real match."
[SFX: Slamming table]
"WHAT I GOT WAS A DRAGON GIRL WHO WAS WEAKER THAN ONE OF THE DEMON LORD'S GENERALS!"
[You ask if there was anything you could do]
"Well, now that you mention it."
[The Captain leans in]
"I want a proper match. That's right...you...me...NOW!"
[You say you can't]
"...And why can you not spar with me right now?"
[You say you have a date with the dragon girl]
"Dragon girl. Dragon girl. If I have to hear that dragon girl one more time I'm...I'm..."
[The captain takes out their spear and slashes their desk]
"*Takes a deep breath* My apologies. It's just when I have to hear people saying over and over again that their "Beloved" is their strength, it's just makes me sick to my stomach."
[You also want to thank the captain]
"Huh? Thank me? For what?"
[You say the beach vacation]
"I knew you had mandatory vacation hours being piled up. That weak lord keeps harping me about it. Since you or your dragon girlfriend-"
[You say her name is Cyndir]
"I don't give a damn what her name is! Simply put, I was expecting a worthy opponent. What I got was a weak and paretic dragon."
[You draw your shield to the captain]
"*Laughs* YES! That is what I was looking for. That spark, that fling, that...that...*Sigh* Your just drawing your shield because I insulted your dragon girlfriend aren't you?"
[You nod]
"*Facepalm* Oh my god. All right, I can see that this need some...Motivation on your end. So tell me what do you want?"
[You look confused]
"What do you want in order for you to actually battle with me again?"
[You mention the assignment that you were working on]
"Oh yeah, that little issues with the mountaintop in the neighboring countries. So, what did you find out in that assignment?"
[Pause]
"Let me guess, You found a strong opponent that you struggled with and you need me to face them."
[You say it's much worse]
"Oh, possibly one of my old "Allies"? *Under their breath* If it's that idiot swordsman again I swear."
[You say it's cyndir's brother]
"What? Your girlfriend's brother? *Facepalm* You know what? Sure. Why not? After all, it seems like I'm your go-to whenever your struggling with her."
[You ask if the captain's jealous]
"Jealous? *Laughs* you know quite well that envy doesn't suit me."
[The captain stands up and towers over you]
"Very well, I'll help you on this occasion."
[You thank the captain and go for a hug]
"Oh, no. No hugs. Let's just say that you owe me for this...bigtime."
[The captain grabs their spear and heads out]
"I'll get your girlfriends' treasure. And take down that threat."
[You say that you didn't mention any treasure]
"You don't have to have mention it. I know too well, that old blow heart of a dragon keeps bragging about stealing her "Sister's precious treasure" *Under their breath* Didn't think they were one and the same."
[They head out and slam the door]
[SFX: Opening the door]
"Oh, *Laughs* Silly me, I forgot to say what exactly you owe me."
[You ask what]
"I want three things from you. First, a proper match with you. I know that your girlfriend influences you deeply with all of this lovey-dovey stuff. I can't ignore how much stronger you got either."
[Pause]
"Second, I want you to take full credit for getting the treasure back. If she finds out that I was responsible...*Shutters* She might even...hug me."
[Pause]
"And finally...Depending on what I do to Cyndir's brother...do not-and I repeat; Do NOT utter a word to her. Even if I kill him. The less she knows the better."
[You say it's the first time the captain said her name]
"Is it now? I haven't even noticed. *walks away* For what it's worth...I don't hate her...I just don't find her useful is all..."
[You say you disagree]
"*Laughs* Of course you would. A boyfriend has to defend his honor of his girlfriend. Even at the cost of his own life."
[The captain shuts the door and walks away as it fades to black]
[To be continued...?]
Side note: Timeline wise, it takes place right after this part Here. The most recent part of the Cyndir scripts *at least as of writing this* Can be found Here. I hope you enjoyed reading this short but sweet script and have a lovely day/night.
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