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Heyyyy Master! Are you just going to sit around forever? That’s so dull!

We’re bonded together, remember!? I can’t go anywhere you don’t go! And I want to go out!

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Hmmm… to find a body? Oooo, a fresh one would be lovely!

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YOU might be a wimp and not want to find one, but I do! So hop to it! Then we can find out who made it fresh and boom-kill the bad guy!

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I don’t care if you’ve been ordered to have a day off! Your ability to somehow find a body no matter what is what makes you my favourite master, so won’t you use it? For me? Pretty please~

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It doesn’t matter that you’re my only master! I’m sure if I had more than one, you’d get jealous anyway~

You’re the type to get all hot and bothered when you realise you’re not the first person your partner has dated, after all~

Hmph, it’s so unfair! I keep our relationship monogamous on our end, and yet you’re always out here talking to other girls.

Are you the type who likes to try their fated one by flirting with others? You’re so cruel!

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You can try and deny it all you want, but I know your type – so, if you want to apologise, go find me a body!

If you want to reeeeeally make it up to me, make it one that’s part of a locked-room mystery!

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Boooo! Master, honestly, you’re killing me! …Oh, wait, you can’t.

[speaker laughs]

But how interesting would that be! You, coming home from a long day at work… and here I am, sprawled out on the floor, to give you a shock!

Hehe, maybe I should do just that! Then you’d finally give me your undivided attention~

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Awww, you don’t want me to? Oh, oh, is your heart mine already?

Oh, Master, you should just confess to me already~ our souls are already bound in our contract, so we’re as good as married already~

Me, a God of Death, and you, a person incapable of evading body-filled mysteries… if I were able to go to heaven, we’d be a match made in it!

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You’re so red! Did I get it right? Did I?

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Wow, denying it so ruthlessly… you really don’t know how to win a woman’s heart, do you?

Even if I’m not an ordinary human female, I’m still a death-godly female! I liked to be wooed like anyone else~

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But Master, what else am I to do if not tease you? You won’t leave this room, so I have to entertain myself with something.

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Meh, I’m not really into books… the only one I care about was the one you summoned me with. Besides, I can read you like an open book anyway~

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Master, the only food I eat are the souls of criminals! Even more reason for you to leave this place so I don’t starve – you aren’t going to let your beloved bonded one starve, are you, Master?

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I have not eaten enough! Those souls are far from satiating my hunger for mystery-born bodies and souls!

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Oooo, you’ve been looking at my body, have you? I knew you couldn’t resist me~

Buuut to answer your question, I wouldn’t be much of a god if I didn’t always look my best, right? I have to keep my figure in order to keep humans in awe of my unattainable beauty~

Even if all humans will eventually pass into my domain, but who cares about consistency, am I right?

Although… I could also be trying to look my best for you, Master. What do you think about that?

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Shooting me down like that again, how cruel!

Is this why you go after other girls? Am I not good enough for you!?

You could have a god, but you choose those human bimbos over me!?

So cruel! Master, is your brain not working right? You realise the difference between me and them, don’t you?

We’re together so often, and I offer you my undivided attention and support, but you go for someone whose relationship with you isn’t even half as deep as ours?

Honestly! I should ignore you for all eternity! Oh, but I’m the only one who’s going to be around for all eternity…

Then, I suppose I’ll just have to ignore your soul when you pass and force you to wander the earth as a doomed spirit!

That’s the kind of punishment you deserve for breaking a maiden’s heart!

You two-timing, eye-wandering, heart-stomping monster of a master! Hmph!

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What do you mean my teasing is worse than usual? I’m always like this – what, do you not even pay enough attention to me to know what my true personality is like?

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…Meh, I guess you’re right. I’m being worse than usual.

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Hmm, I wonder, Master? Do you think it’s because I’m body-starved? Have you been ignoring me so much I need to take revenge by pointing out your woman-hunting ways? Or is it something else?

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If you don’t know, then I’m just going to keep teasing you, Master~ I love that flustered face of yours after all~