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Context: You are a Corvian, people of humanoid and raven features. For eons, your clan has warred with the Andrani Werewolf clan. No matter the attempts, nothing has ever brought peace between your peoples, and you doubt anything ever will. The humans are fighting their own worldwide war and one was killed by a werewolf. The humans met and demanded one werewolf and one of your people join in their strange human war they call "World War I". You agreed to join to save the life of your werewolf companion. Here's to hoping you don't regret it.
Setting: The military camp
Tags: [MMM4A][Enemies to ?][Werewolf Speaker][Human Speaker][Banshee Speaker][Multiple Speakers][Monster Listener][Definitely Tsundere][Cuddles][Alt. History][Werewolf][Ravens][Banshee][Ban-he, Actually][Flirting][Protective][VERY Possessive][Army Buddies][WWI][Supernatural][CW: Mentions of Torture]
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[I] = Isaiah, werewolf, master hunter, general dick
[Y] = Colonel Yurik, human and done with everyone's shit
[F] = Fionn, the BanHe, rolls 20 to seduce you
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[Scene opens in the bunkers]
[SFX: Crickets/nighttime ambiance]
[You curl up in bed but the freezing cold keeps you from sleep]
[F, whispering] âPsst, hey, Birdie?â
[Pause?]
[F] âYour Hound always snore like that?â
[SFX: Isaiah snoring obnoxiously]
[...]
[The BanHe smiles at you in the dark]
[F] âYou know⌠It is just the three of us in this particular tent. You could climb in bed with me.â
[SFX: The Listener crawling in with Fionn]
[He makes a noise of slight surprise as you crawl in next to him]
[F] âDamn⌠Kind of innocent, arenât you?â
[Pause]
[He chuckles]
[F] âAnd cold. Fair, fair⌠Holdinâ up alright after your first month here?â
[...]
[F] âHeh, it is pretty shite, aye. But youâve made for the only good company Iâve had in ages. Hell, even annoying the Hound is kind of fun, even if he is the most confused man on the planet.â
[Pause?]
[F] âConfused how? Well, itâs clear heâs sweet on you. Any time I get too close, he growls. Any time I flirt, he growls. Any time you sit with me during lunch, he sulks and pouts.â
[Pause???]
[F] âHates you? Psssh, naw. I know what hate looks like⌠and I mean no offense, but if that man hated you, heâs had plenty of chances to tear you apart. And you him, if weâre being honest⌠But you donât. You tolerate him. Worry about him, even when you two bicker. Thatâs not hate, thatâs two people who like each other but donât know how to talk to each other.â
[...]
[F, laughing] ââI donât like himâ, the Birdie mutters, blushing. Iâll believe it when I see it. Question, though: he a cuddler?â
[Pause???]
[F] âWell, itâs freezing fuckinâ cold, neither of us has much in the way of body heat, and heâs a giant, furry Hound. Go on, ask him to cuddle. Bet you a beer that he bitches and moans but agrees.â
[...]
[SFX: The Listener creeping over to Isaiahâs bed and gently shaking his shoulder]
[I, dazed] âHuh? Whassat?â
[Pause]
[I, grumbling] âColdâŚ? Ah, of course, damned birds, no body heat. Câmere.â
[SFX: A big blanket shifting]
[You climb in with him and Isaiah sleepily closes you in with the blanket]
[Pause <3]
[I] âMuhh? Yer welcome⌠All two of you.â
[Pause???]
[You peer around Isaiah and see Fionn on the other side of him]
[F] â...You know, I came over to gloat and the man just grabbed me in his other arm. Guess weâre havinâ a big, sickening cuddle-fest, mm?â
[I] âBuhhh, no talk. Sleep.â
[F, saccharine] âOh aye, of course, Papa~â.
[Pause!]
[I, stern] âSleep!â
[You barely manage to hold in laughter until you settle against him. He is nice and warm, you have to give him that. Maybe even a little comfortingâŚ]
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[Time Skip - Several Hours]
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[SFX: The morning alarm]
[The alarm rouses you, and the entire camp, per usual]
[F, yawning] âOh, it is going to be a day⌠Oh, morning, Houndâ
[I] âWhy. Were. You. Two-â.
[PauseâŚ]
[Isaiah pauses, easing a little]
[I] âI⌠Rrgh⌠If you were cold, I guess itâs OK⌠Not for you, though, Banshee. Not OK!â
[F] âBanHe. And you were the one that scooped me up like you wanted a smoochinâ, Hound.â
[SFX: Harsh knocks]
[You all straighten as Yurik yells from outside]
[Y] âCâmon, you three! Time for your first exercise as a team!â
[...]
[I] â...Look, Raven, um⌠I donât like you, you donât like me-â.
[F] âFaith and feathers, are you bad at this. Look, you donât even know what this test is, and I doubt Yurik is going to set you up to fail on the first go. Get dressed and letâs just go and see what weâre up against, aye?â
[...Pause]
[I, growling] âYou are the most ANNOYING-!â
[F] âIâm also the most right. Now get dressed, your Birdie here is already almost done. Nice lack of modesty, by the way.â
[Pause]
[I, panicked] âOK I GUESS IâLL JUST TURN THIS WAY AND DRESS. THATâS FINE!â
[Pause�]
[F] âAye, I donât get it either⌠Want to see mine?â
[I] âOK, THATâS IT-!!â
[F] âSee? I got hearts on me unders. The Hell did you think I meant, Hound?â
[Pause <3]
[I] â...Just⌠Just moveâŚâ
[You all prepare and march out together. Yurik and the others stand around a human contraption of some kind]
[Pause?]
[Y] âGood morning to you as well, Raven. To answer your question, what lies before you is your first test. It is a three-story construct lined with barbed wire in certain places. Your task is simply to get to the top, as a team, and ring the buzzer.â
[Pause]
[F] âSimple enough, see? Go on and get airborne, sweetheart. I reckon if you can lift us over where the wire hugs the ground, then we can cut through the wire at the top blocking you from just landing on it. What do you think, Hound?â
[SFX: Raven lifting into the sky]
[You turn to Isaiah and see heâs gone pale]
[Y] â...Men, ready your arms⌠Isaiah, if you run or attack, we will have to put you down. Do not forget that.â
[Pause??]
[You call out to him but heâs frozen on the spot]
[Pause!!]
[I] âI-I⌠N-No, not the wire, not⌠not againâŚâ
[Pause!]
[F] âOh, for fucksâ sake, Hound! Snap out of it!â
[Fionn raises his voice. Itâs subtle, but you can hear his words in your mind, his commands:]
[F] âListen to me, Hound⌠Follow the birdie, and everything is going to be alright⌠Understood?â
[I] â...follow the birdieâŚâ
[F] âFollow the birdie. Your birdie. Our birdie.â
[Pause]
[The âourâ seems to finally snap Isaiah out of it and he lets out a low growl]
[I] âThey arenât âyourâ birdie, Banshee!â
[F] âAye? Fuckinâ prove it, then. Fly, Birdie! Show the Hound where to go!â
[Pause]
[You meet his gaze, wings flapping against the cold wind. He takes a breath but gives you a small nod]
[Y] âAny time today, sweethearts⌠And my threat stands, any of you act out-â.
[F, annoyed] âAye, we get it, already! Kablam, pow, brains not in skull. Understood. Now can you shut up and let these two idiots figure shite out so I can go back to flirting?â
[Yurik gives him an annoyed look but nods]
[Pause?]
[I, stoic] âIâm ready. Letâs make short work of this pathetic little torture test of theirs! ThreeâŚâ
[TwoâŚ]
[F] âOne!â
[SFX: Wing flaps synchronizing with Isiaiahâs bounding running]
[You swoop down as he clears the first hurdle]
[I] âBarbed wire beneath! Jumping⌠Now!â
[SFX: Raven catching him by the wrists as he jumps]
[F] âGood catch, Birdie!â
[I] âDamned good! Surprised you can lug something as heavy as meâŚâ
[Pause.]
[I] âIâm focused⌠Up to that ramp, throw me up and Iâll meet you at your first hurdle to clear the wire for you.â
[PauseâŚ]
[He barks out the next words, shaking your uncertainty]
[I] âHey! You have me, I have you, got it?â
[Pause!]
[You fly up and throw him onto the upper ramp of the strange human device. His claws extend and he slashes through the wire]
[I] âTwo seconds to clear your wire⌠There!â
[SFX: Werewolf claws cleaving through the barbed wire]
[Pause!]
[I, grumbling] âYer welcome, now watch your wings⌠You get snagged on barbed wire, itâs going to be hard as Hell to get you out. Now, Iâm going to get up toward the last hurdle, OK? You get Fionn up here with us.â
[...Pause�]
[I, whispering] âI know heâs not part of the exercise, but thereâs a bunch of humans with guns trained on all of us, and I kind of owe the pretentious dick for saving my ass back there, alright? You be ready to run⌠or fly, I guess.â
[...]
[You exchange nods and split]
[SFX: Wing swoopies]
[F] âOy, youâre doing great, love, you donât need to-OH! Oh⌠Oh, OK, youâve picked me up, Princess style and weâre flying up. Would you believe I feel like the prettiest princess right now?â
[Pause <3]
[The BanHe chuckles and winks at you]
[F] âThanks for not leaving me behind as a potential meat shield⌠Now, would you be a kind little love and throw me up there with your hairy beau?â
[Pause!]
[You toss Fionn up to the last rampart and he lands gracefully next to Isaiah, who smirks down at Yurik as he pushes the buzzer]
[SFX: A strangled buzzer going off]
[I] âAnd that is your first test passed. Sir.â
[Y, snide] âCongratulations. Youâve passed the most basic form of boot camp as a team.â
[I] âI know youâre being sarcastic, but Iâm still going to toast to this later.â
[Pause!]
[F] âMake sure you buy your Birdie a drink, Hound. Think we both would have been massively up shit creek without a paddle otherwise.â
[Fionn winks at you]
[F] âSorry. Our Birdie.â
[Pause <3]
[Isaiah gives him a look]
[I] âYou are pushing your luck, Banshee.â
[F] âGood thing Iâm so undeniably charming then, isnât it? Appreciated you letting me cuddle up for warmth this morning, by the way.â
[SFX: Some of the other soldiers laughing]
[Isaiah growls but you see him ease after a moment]
[I] â...Can I go get drunk now or not? Sir.â
[Yurik shakes his head⌠but smiles]
[Y] âIâve got a lot more soldiers to knock into the mud so, sure, you three go and grab something a little early. No matter how rough the start, you worked as a team, which is the whole point of the damned experiment. Even hating each other, you all made for one of the most effective teams Iâve ever seen.â
[He gestures to the others and they holster their weapons]
[Y] âI hope you remember that next time you two start bickering, hm? Men, march!â
[SFX: The men marching]
[I] â...We did make a good team⌠Though, I do wonder how high up this thing is.â
[Pause?]
[I] âWhy? Just to see if the loudmouth here would live through me shoving him off it or not.â
[F, smiling] âBuy me a drink first, hm? Then you can break my back.â
[You share a laugh with them, to your surprise. Itâs the first time youâve felt like a part of a team outside of your own people. Itâs kind of niceâŚ]
[To be continued]
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Note: To those that guessed that Fionn was bi/pan, congratulations! :3
Second note: Shoutout to the MASSIVE amount of people that wanted this continued. I always thought this was one of my less popular series, so it's nice to see it getting love :3
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