Part 1

Context: You were a nameless person from a nameless species, simply living life before the Rekkeshi came. They conquered your people after many years of war and bloodshed, and tensions still run high. Thus, you decided to volunteer to let them study you. You had no idea what to expect on your first day, but the man studying you has made it most interesting.

Setting: The Rekkeshi Capital - Apartment A2

Tags:[MM4A][Arranged 'Marriage'][Flirty Alien Doctor Speaker][Innocent Plantfolk Listener][Sci-Fi][Studying You][Flirting][Observing][Mild Obsession][Photography][VERY Spicy][Bonding?][Silly][Interspecies][CW: Implied Genocide/Mentions of War]

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[A] = Arvahnt

[D] = Daetticus

[Scene opens in Apartment A2]

[SFX: Gentle rain from outside]

[You sit on the couch with Arvahnt while he holds your gaze]

[A] “Anything, Dandelion? You don’t seem to mind being stared at from this distance, no matter what expression I make.”

[Pause <3]

[He snorts]

[A] “Oh, I look ‘silly’, do I? Alright… How about I scoot even closer…”

[SFX: The couch’s weight shifting]

[Pause…]

[He moves closer, eyes intensely boring through your own]

[A] “And how do you feel now, Dandelion?”

[...Pause]

[He pauses, taking a few notes]

[A] “Dandelion has, at this range of closeness, expressed slight confusion and embarrassment. This seems to indicate that Taraxaca Elegantis is capable of feeling flustered by certain things. At a range of two inches apart, our lips have yet to meet. Dandelion does not seem aware of this action… A question posed: does kissing exist for a species of plant people?”

[Pause?]

[The good doctor chuckles]

[A] “Kissing is the pressing of one’s lips against another. Used to denote affection of various levels, depending on the area and relationship between the people kissing.”

[Pause…]

[A] “You are unsure as to why someone might do this? Well… Would you care to try?”

[...Pause?]

[He chuckles, eyes glinting with that mad fervor]

[A] “My dear, Rekkeshi scientists and doctors are allowed to do many things in the name of science. My brother went to a zoo of sorts, on another planet, and got into a sparring match with a thing called a ‘human’ there. Told him not to go for humans… Batshit insane they are, think they can fistfight anything, and then have the gall to whimper and whine about being conquered by insectoids. Can you believe that?”

[...]

[A] “Hehe, right, we conquered your kind, as well… I know it might seem cruel, my sweet, I know. But there are things out there far more frightening than handsome bug men and women, I promise, and… if we don’t do as it asks, a lot of people die…”

[He shivers, eyes drawn out toward the window]

[A] “...A lot.”

[Pause?]

[A] “Is… that why the stars sing…? Ahem, ah, let’s focus on this exploratory session for now, hm? Would you like to try a kiss?”

[Pause]

[A] “There’s no pressure, dear. I am simply here to observe and document like the world’s most annoying roommate, hmhm.”

[Pause…]

[A] “Very well… Some prefer to close their eyes, some prefer them open. I’ll take the lead by cupping your chin… There we go… Gently parting those pretty little petal lips, and…”

[He kisses you and almost immediately you feel yourself swimming in endorphins]

[A] “Mmh… Mmh? Whoa! Easy now, Dandelion, don’t faint… I didn’t bite you, did I?”

[Pause…]

[A] “...Sorry, did you just ask me if I can ‘pollinate’ you?”

[Pause!!]

[A] “...One moment, please.”

[He stands and hurries to the little rectangle device he loves so much, rapidly tapping it]

[SFX: A call being made]

[D] “Hello?”

[A] “Dr. Daetticus, hello!”

[D, with a sigh] “What did you do, Arvahnt?”

[A] “So, uh… We’re not a pollinator species, are we?”

[D, bewildered] “What??? I mean, we can be, I suppose, our origins trace back to bees and wasps from eons ago. Why in Rakkas would we be needing to ‘pollinate’ anything?”

[Pause!!!]

[A] “...So, the subject and I exchanged a kiss and now they’re rolling around on the ground, moaning and demanding I ‘pollinate’ them. They’re either the greatest troll the universe has ever known or my vernacular on seduction is woefully out of date…”

[Pause!!!!!]

[A] “Daddy is coming, dearest, he just needs to figure out how terrified he needs to be!”

[D] “... ‘Daddy’? Really?”

[A] “Look, I called myself that jokingly once and they decided they liked it and then it became a whole thing and I REALLY need some help here! Are they in medical crises?!”

[Pause!!!]

[The new figure on the rectangle looks over at you. He has six arms and many gems in his brow, so you figure he must be fancy]

[D] “...Well, none of its petals have come off… The flowers look healthy… If I had to guess, I’d say you’ve just had a prank played on you, Arvahnt.”

[Pause <3]

[Arvahnt looks at you in disbelief as you start to laugh]

[A] “You cheeky little…”

[D, laughing] “Oh, I am going to BEG for you to pollinate me going forward, old boy, that was beautiful. Well played, Dandy, well played.”

[SFX: The call ending]

[Pause]

[The moment the call ends, you calm down]

[A, huffing] “Well… There goes all of my professional credibility.”

[Pause]

[A] “Pardon? You still want me to pollinate you? OK, can you please explain what that actually means, because it sounds rather… Lewd.”

[You offer your hand and the doctor takes it, sitting with you again. He says nothing as you sit him down and straggle his lap]

[Pause]

[SFX: The couch shifting]

[A] “Observation, Dandelion has sat me on the couch after their little prank and is straddling my lap. The tendrils that make up their ‘skirts’ or coverings appear to be capable of movement, and keep, nngh, trying to tug my wings free… One moment, love.”

[He sits forward and his wings emerge, wasp-like and spattered in faint prisms of light]

[Pause <3]

[A] “You’re most welcome for taking my wings out, dear. Now… The world is watching…”

[You move closer to him, resting against his narrow chest. His wings buzz slightly and you feel life reinvigorate within you]

[...Pause <3]

[A, taken aback] “...Observation: Dandelion appears reinvigorated from a simple shake of my wings, despite limited exposure to what could constitute as pollen-based factor. Rekkeshi, as stated, take their origins from wasps, bees, and humans, but our species has not been thought of as pollinators in over… five thousand years… Note: Dandelion's species emerged from the dark wastelands of our home planet… In a place where we thought nothing could survive… What if we-?”

[Pause…]

[A] “...And, just like that, they’ve fallen asleep in my wings… Which they seem very fond of…”

[SFX: Some pictures being taken]

[A] “There we are… You continue to be fascinating, my photosynthesizing friend… and problematic in ways I’d never dreamed…”

[You know he’s talking, but all you can hear is the singing star, now]

[A] “...Rest while you can, my friend. I suspect you’ll need it…”

[To be continued]

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Note: I don’t know how many people I’m going to inspire to roll around and yell “POLLINATE ME” but it’d better be less than five >:/