I promised something stupid and I think I delivered. Its pretty short, and way darker than I planned, but hey I love a good evil fairy. I wanted to see if I could make a good script in ten minutes.

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Dialogue in basic text

Sound effects in bold

Context in italics

Context that changes the audio in bold italics

Listener is walking in the woods when they get flagged down by a perky dryad, this whole script is basically a walking conversation.

Hey!

Hey hey!

Hey hey hey! Hey you!

Running

out of breath

Hey there Hiker! Welcome to my forest!

Perking back up

Yep! My forest! I’m a Dryad! Guardian of this forest!

Tadaa! Behold my lovely human form!

I see you around quite a bit! You must really like it here. I gotta say it's really nice to feel appreciated! I worked really hard on this forest.

So hey um I’m just gonna throw this out there, you’re really cute and I want to keep you around here.

Sorta embarrassed to ask

Soooooo can I turn you into a tree?

Listener starts walking away. They chase after

Oh C’mon hear me out! It's actually really nice! Don't knock it till you try it!

Lots of sun, fresh air, job security. No need to worry about any of that mundane stuff that keeps you up at night.

I heard the human world has been mostly destroyed anyways. Some species of evil goblins called Boomers or something used up all the resources and stuff. I don't know, I don't really get much news.

And don't worry about being logged or anything! If anybody tries to cut you down I’ll turn them into a squirrel! Like that one over there! Hey Dave!

Squirrel runs away

Poor Dave, he probably misses his wife.

Perky again

And hey if you decide you don't like being a tree don't worry! It’s barely even permanent!

Contemplative

Now you. You kinda look like a pine…..

L keeps walking

Hey where are you going! Get back here!

Come onnnn I can't turn you into a tree if you don't agree to it! The other Dryads said I have to get permission from now on! Its like so lameeeeeeee

They chase after again

Ok fine no pine. How about a tall sexy sycamore?

Cool splotchy bark, neat two sided leaves, what's not to like?

No? Alright, how about a black walnut?

Beautiful dark wood, neat smell, you can grow absolutely enormous and have like this whole haunted house kinda vibe in the winter. Trust me you. would. love. It.

I've done it and 10/10 would recommend

Listener keeps walking

Hey! Stop walking away!

Ginkgo! Ginkgoes are super cool! Really unique option for the discerning forester!

They’re a living fossil from the cretaceous. They’re adapted to a high smog high carbon atmosphere so it's a career with real growth potential in the current climate! Pun absolutely intended.

No? Awe man I was sure you'd go for that one.

Stop walking away! You’re gonna make me do something drastic!

Stop!

I’m not bluffing!

They run in front of the listener

Ok remember you made me do this! Don't say I didn't warn you!

Behold! Puppy dog eyes!

Annoying begging voice

Pwetty pwetty pwease let me turn you into a twee? A big twall special twee? For me?

Pweaseeeeeee?

More puppy dog begging

Frustrated

Ugh! Why are you such a stick in the mud? It's like not even that big of a deal. All the cool kids are doing it! None of the other hikers gave me any trouble. Once I mentioned that trees don't get anxious or pay rent they pretty much agreed right away.

I might not have mentioned it was permanent though..... The other dryads say I have to mention that from now on.

But for real though I promise you’ll love it, just give it a chance!

We can start small! How about a decade or three as a Ficus?

A cactus?

A lilac bush?

A mushroom?

A succulent?

Fine! Fine then!

I didn't really want to make you into a tree anyways!

I’m going to sit here on this rock and no matter how much you beg I’m not going to turn you into a tree. You had your chance. No being a tree for you.

They sit

Hmph!

Still walking

I said Hmph!

HMPH!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh- I can't take it!

Running after listener

What would it take? I really wanna keep around! You’re adorable and chill and I just wanna keep your energy in the forest!

So you’re absolutely not going to let me? You sure?

You sure sure?

You sure sure sure sure?

Super duper sure?

Not even for me?

I’ll be your best friend!

Noooo?

Fineeeeeeeeee

They pretend to give up.

I guess I’ll see you later then. You’ll come back right? For little old me?

Yayyy!

Listener keeps walking

Oh hey before you go!

Ifyouwannabeatreesaywhattttttttttt

Listener slips up

Ha! Gotcha!

Finger Snapping and or magic noises

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