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[F4A] "It's soo good!" Your Girlfriend Loves Your Baking [Funny] [Cute]
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Michael-Afton is a female looking for anyone in cute
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Description: Your girlfriend makes every day and moment something special, even something as simple as asking you to make another cake...which she can't get enough of!

[START]

Sound of her entering the room.

Girlfriend: "Cutie spotted."

Sound of her clearing her throat, changing her tone to an overdramatic one.

Girlfriend: "Oh my darling, the light of my life."

Girlfriend: "The one that my heart yearns for, who ignites the flames of passion within my heart."

Sound of her sitting down on the listener's lap.

Girlfriend: "I have come to ye comfortable, wonderful lap to make a request."

Girlfriend: "To beg, to plead of you to make another one of your amazing chocolate cakes."

Girlfriend: "For my stomach and heart are crying for the wonderous chocolatey goodness that only you can provide."

Girlfriend: "A tasteful treat so grand, I fear I might not ever be able to stop eating it."

Girlfriend: "So will you grant me, a mere lowly mortal, the chance, the joy, to consume another one of your creations?"

Girlfriend: "I'll do anything you want, whatever it takes for another cake."

Girlfriend: "I'll go on the longest and most perilous journeys to the grocery store and fetch all the ingredients if we don't have them."

Girlfriend: "I'm ready to scale the tallest mountains and explore the deepest depths, with only a couple of coffee breaks in between!"

Girlfriend: "From the hottest deserts to the coldest tundras, I'm ready to go through it all, just for another chance to experience that wonderful taste again."

Girlfriend: "For nothing and nobody could make a cake equal to or greater than yours."

Girlfriend: "So just tell me what quest I have to go on to make it happen and I'll do it."

Switches back to her normal tone.

Girlfriend: "Or I can just give you some kisses and back scratches, I guess."

Sound of her giving the listener multiple kisses between sentences.

Girlfriend: "How lucky I am, to be with a wonderful cutie like you."

Girlfriend: "One who always looks out for me, and makes all the cakes I want."

Girlfriend: "Not even asking for much in return."

Girlfriend: "Truly amazing."

Sound of her giving the listener one last and extra long kiss.

Girlfriend: Fake gasp. "Overdramatic? of course not."

Girlfriend: "Cakes are serious business, and my need for them is even more serious."

Girlfriend: Giggles. "Oh shut up, you know you love it."

Girlfriend: "You were smiling and giving me that loving look the entire time I was talking."

Girlfriend: "Yes I do have a sweet tooth, it is true."

Girlfriend: "But it's not the cakes and snacks that are proof of that."

Girlfriend: "For the real proof you just need to look into the mirror."

Girlfriend: "Mhm~"

Girlfriend: Whispers into the listener's ear. "For no cakes or snacks can compete with your sweetness~"

Girlfriend: Giggles.

Girlfriend: "Now get that shirt off, I'm gonna give you the best back scratches ever."

Girlfriend: "Wow, that was even quicker than usual."

Girlfriend: "Just instant putty in my arms."

Girlfriend: "And for the low low price of two cakes I can give you some head scratches as well."

Girlfriend: Laughs "I'm kidding, I'm kidding!"

Girlfriend: "I would never do that to you."

Girlfriend: "I love our cuddle sessions way too much for that."

Girlfriend: "Yes, even more than your cakes."

Girlfriend: Laughs.

Girlfriend: "I mean, if you're offering then yes, I would love for you to make our wedding cake."

Girlfriend: "I know you said it as a joke."

Girlfriend: "Well I mean I know that I'm going to marry you, so I don't think it's too early to think about what cake we'll have on that day."

Girlfriend: "Of course, the cake is of utmost importance."

Girlfriend: Giggles. "You're so red now."

Girlfriend: "What? didn't expect talk about marriage did you?"

Girlfriend: "You won't know when, but at some point, you'll find a ring on that finger."

Girlfriend: "I'm not saying that I have bought a ring...but I'm not saying I haven't either."

Girlfriend: "But I can't wait to see what you'll look like on that day."

Girlfriend: "No matter what you'll wear, I will want to eat you up~"

Girlfriend: "I want to right now, but you're getting really red now and I don't wamt your heart to beat out of your chest~"

Girlfriend: Giggles. "Alright, I'll stop now."

Girlfriend: "I'll let you enjoy your back scratchies."

Girlfriend: "Are you sure?"

Girlfriend: "Of course, I want that cake, buuut you're also extra cute right now."

Girlfriend: "So I think the cake can wait for just another moment."

Girlfriend: "As I said, only your own sweetness can beat your cakes."

Girlfriend: "Especially when you melt into a cute cuddle puddle within my arms."

Audio slowly fades out as she talks.

Girlfriend: "And I just want to kiss the back of your neck..."

Girlfriend: Laughs. "Okay now I'll stop."

Girlfriend: "Maybe..."

[END]

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