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Also, I am always open to feedback, be it about the script itself, specific phrases, or about the format and better ways to provide the script to VAs.

This script is a bit less serious than my other ones, since I just got the idea after coming across some cool fanart of the Black Hole Gijinka. Since I am a sucker for astronomy and science stuff, I thought 'Why not', let me try to make the closest thing we have to cosmic horror into something cute.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/480/359/2f7.jpg

Synopsis: Some stuff happened, and long story short, you are now in a relationship with the divine avatar of Black Holes and she even lives with you now. Life is going well, but today was rough for you because some people were mean to you and you arrive home exhausted. Your girlfriend meets you at the door, but seems kind of… nervous to see you?

For the VA: The Speaker is an almost all powerful divine being who is currently living with sealed powers among humans. She did so because she fell in love with the listener. Since it has not been that long, she is still adjusting to living on this planet, learning how to restrain her strength and communicate with other humans.

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Speaker: "Oh, umm… Welcome home darling. You're… home earlier than I thought."

Listener: *question*

Speaker: "What? No no, I'm fine. I just didn't expect you back so soon."

Listener: *suspicious*

Speaker: "N-nervous? Me? What would I, the divine manifestation of gravity itself, have to be nervous about? You must be seeing things. I didn't make a mess if that's what worries you!"

Listener: *more suspicious*

Speaker: "Don't you trust me?... Okay if you insist then come in and look around. But I expect you to apologize to me when you find that there is nothing wrong!"

Listener: *question*

Speaker: "For hurting my feelings of course. Now come follow me… See, the living room is just as you left it… Nothing's broken in the bathroom… And the bedroom is clean and the bed is fluffy as always! See l, everything is alright. Now, beg for my forgiveness and praise me!"

Listener: *question*

Speaker: "Why is the kitchen door closed? That's umm… Right, there is a surprise for you in the kitchen, so don't go in there!”

Listener: *goes to open the door*

Speaker: “Noooo, don’t open the door… Ahem, I mean of course there is no mess in there, what did you expect? Anyway, let’s just go into the living room, the kitchen is boring anyway!”

Listener: *question*

Speaker: “Where is your surprise?... As if I would just let it stand around in the open, silly human. I… umm… I hid it! And I still need a bit of time to prepare it, so you should go into the living room and get comfy on the couch!... W-why are you looking around like that?”

Listener: *confused*

Speaker: “Empty? N-no, the kitchen is just like you left it this morning. Everything is still there, now hush away before you spoil the surprise.”

Listener: *question*

Speaker: “You must remember that wrong, we… never had something like that. Your mind is playing tricks on you because the kitchen is so clean, so you are just imagining that things are missing!”

Listener: *goes around*

Speaker: “NO, don’t open that… cupboard…”

[Sounds of marbles falling on the floor]

Listener: *question*

Speaker: “What… are those? Umm… YES, they’re just some marbles we bought that one time? You remember, right? The time when we went to… that thing… to see that person?... Oh no, don’t try to pick them up, please!”

Listener: *worried*

Speaker: “No really, it’s okay! I’ll do it, you just get out of those street clothes and into something comfier.”

Listener: *does it anyway*

Speaker: “Aaand… you picked one up… H-heavy? Nooo, that is a perfectly normal weight for a marble. You must be more exhausted than you realize.”

Listener: *suspicious*

Speaker: *sigh* “I can’t fool you, can I?... Fine, yes. But it was an accident, really! I didn’t mean for my gravity to crush all those things. But it is still very difficult to restrain my powers, even in this sealed state. And at least I didn’t create any singularities this time! That has to count for something, right? They are just… very heavy marbles.”

Listener: *silent*

Speaker: “I’m sorry, are you mad at me? I can replace the things I destroyed once I find some place to work and earn money!”

Listener: *answers*

Speaker: “You’re just upset that I lied?... I’m sorry, I’ll be honest next time. Of course I don’t HOPE there will be a next time, but… there probably will. I’m sorry in advance…”

Listener: *comfort*

Speaker: “You are so sweet, darling! Thank you for always being so lenient with me, despite how often I mess up and break things… Anyway, are you hungry? Because we probably need to order take out.”

Listener: *question*

Speaker: “Yes, those metallic marbles over there are what’s left of your pots… Sorry, our pots. You keep reminding me that I should treat everything here as my own. Do you have any preference about the food?”

Listener: *answers*

Speaker: “That sounds great! I’ll just order the usual, is that alright?”

Listener: *worried*

Speaker: “Please, I can manage phone calls. How about you do what I said earlier and get comfortable? I’ll meet you in the living room.”

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Speaker: “There you are, sorry for taking so long. I had to ask them to repeat themselves three times, it was so embarrassing. For some reason their accent was like the exact opposite of the cosmic language, so I had difficulties understanding it.”

Listener: *question*

Speaker: “No, I did not ask what accent they spoke. Even I know better than that. But I think they said the food would be here in around 30 minutes, so we have a bit of time to relax. How was your day? I remember that you told me you would be busy until late, so how come you are home so early?

Listener: *answers*

Speaker: “It was fine? That’s good to-” *gasp* “Was that one of those microexpressions? I’m still not that good at reading humans, but I am sure I just saw something. You are actually not fine at all, right?”

Listener: *denies*

Speaker: “You told me just earlier that I shouldn’t lie to you, so you should also tell me the truth. What happened today?”

Listener: *answers*

Speaker: “You… came home early because you couldn’t stand being there anymore? Please darling, tell me what’s going on.”

Listener: *answers*

Speaker: “You left because someone said something to you? What did they say?”

Listener: *explains*

Speaker: *angry* “They said WHAT? No, it’s not alright, you don’t deserve anyone treating you that way!”

[Some magic humming sounds start]

Speaker: “I should go out there right now and obliterate them for doing that to you!”

Listener: *denies*

Speaker: “I can’t? Of course I can! I am the divine avatar of black holes! I am the supreme ruler of gravity and the epitome of destruction. My mere existence transcends every natural law and distorts time and space itself! The universe screams in agony wherever I set foot! Removing a few humans from the face of this planet is child’s play to me!”

Listener: *tries to calm her*

Speaker: “You mean that I shouldn’t? Why don’t you want me to take revenge on them? It would be as easy as snapping my finger like that”

[Finger snap, something breaks, humming stops abruptly]

Speaker: *gasp* “Oh no, I am so sorry! I did it again. Are you alright? Did I accidentally hurt you?”

Listener: *denies*

Speaker: *relieved* “At least you are fine. Stupid stupid me, lost control again! And while you were near me at that! If I had hurt, or even… killed you, I would not be able to forgive myself for the entirety of my infinite existence.”

Listener: *comfort*

Speaker: “No, don’t try to comfort me now. You are the one who has had a bad day, so I should be the one comforting you! I’ll be fine after I calm down for a bit”

Listener: *question*

Speaker: “No, I won’t go after them anymore, I promise. The only thing I regret is that they won’t even know that the only reason they are allowed to keep their lives is because you are so very kind, even to the ones who crossed you. Maybe I should at least go to scare them a bit?...”

Listener: *mad*

Speaker: “Alright, alright, I won’t. But really, you always do this. Even if you are feeling bad, your first instinct is to make sure that those around you are happy. If you don’t conserve your energy, you will run out eventually. Even though I will be there to pick you back up, I still don’t want to see you like that, got it?”

Listener: *answers*

Speaker: “Making me happy makes you happy? Oh darling, just for that you have earned the biggest hug and kiss ever! Come here.”

[Big smooch]

Listener: *question*

Speaker: “What does it look like I am doing? I am putting you on my lap of course, wrapping my arms around you, and placing your head against my chest.”

Listener: *embarrassed*

Speaker: “Shh, don’t try to struggle. Pulling things in and not letting go is kind of what a black hole does. Just accept your fate and sink into me…” *giggles* “There you go, darling. Do you also want me to stroke your hair?”

Listener: *confirms*

Speaker: “I thought so. You might put up resistance at first, but once you realize that you are allowed to relax, you always melt into my arms. Do you like the warmth in my embrace? I do have a human’s metabolism in this form, so I also have body heat, but I can increase or decrease it if you want.”

Listener: *answers*

Speaker: “It’s fine as it is? Alright then.” *giggle* “Don’t worry about me. I also like holding you and letting my fingers run through your hair, and gently scratching the sides of your head, and slowly moving my hands up until they meet at the top, and twirling single strands of your hair between my fingers, and… sorry, I am rambling again.

Listener: *reply*

Speaker: “You don’t mind? Thank you darling.” *smooch* “About today… You know that none of what they told you is true, right? You are an absolutely amazing person! There is no one I would rather be with. I mean, the only reason I even came to this planet in the first place was to be with you. So don’t pay too much attention to what others who don’t even know you well think about you. And be honest: Has their opinion any effect on your life?”

Listener: *answers*

Speaker: “That’s right, it doesn’t. And do you actually care about their opinion?”

Listener: *denies*

Speaker: “That’s what I thought. You don’t have to ruin your entire day just because someone you barely know and don’t even care about said something mean to you. Oh, I don’t want to invalidate your feelings about that of course. But… just acknowledge them for what they are, and don’t let them take control.

Listener: *question*

Speaker: *giggle* “Yes, you can take that as divine wisdom if you want to. Just know that I will always be there to listen to your feelings and share your burden. Because just like making me happy makes you happy, the same goes for me. As long as it helps, I am ready to do anything. Actually scratch the first part. I am ready to do anything for you, even if it is just for fun. Is there anything you want to do right now?”

Listener: *request*

Speaker: “In-...increase my gravity? But darling, you know that can be dangerous! Are you sure?”

Listener: *confirms*

Speaker: *sigh* “Okay, but only a little bit. I think something like 1.2 G should be enough.”

Listener: *complains*

Speaker: “No, I won’t do more than that! At least not right from the beginning… Are you ready? Then here I go…” *laughs* “It always tickles a bit when you sink into my body like that. How are you feeling?”

Listener: *answers*

Speaker: “Hm… You really like how heavy your limbs are and how you stick to me, huh?... Since my gravity is now larger than that of earth, I could just stand up and walk around and you would not fall down. Don’t worry, I won’t do that, darling. I’ll keep sitting here and stroke your hair…”

[Short pause, hair stroking]

Speaker: “What was that? You want more?... Okay, I’ll increase the gravity just a little bit, but you have to tell me immediately if you notice anything wrong, okay? Especially if you find it hard to breathe!”

Listener: *answers*

Speaker: “Yes, I know that I say this every time, but that does not make it less important. When I found you, I hadn’t sealed my powers yet and almost ripped you in half because of that. So yes, I don’t joke about gravity.”

Listener: *agrees*

Speaker: “I’m glad that you understand. I am increasing it…and that is enough. Are you happy now?”

Listener: *confirms*

Speaker: “I’m glad at least you are… Now now, don’t try to turn your head to me, you know that you can’t do it under higher gravity. Just keep it resting on my chest and relax.”

Listener: *tired*

Speaker: “What’s that? You feel sleepy?... Darling that is because the high gravity inhibits your blood flow.” *sigh* “But fine, you can go to sleep if you want to. I’ll make sure you’re safe, and to wake you up once the food is here. Do you need a blanket or something?”

Listener: *reply*

Speaker: “Oh, so my chest is already like a pillow?... The best pillow? Your tired mind really is blunt sometimes. You better stay asleep for a loong time, because I will punish you for being so naughty once you wake up.”

Listener: *sorry*

Speaker: *closer* “Oh yes, punish. The sweetest, most enjoyable punishment imaginable” *smooch* “But a punishment nonetheless. Sleep now, my darling, and have sweet dreams.”