Context: Your boyfriend streams very often, and your presence has become a welcome surprise on his streams. One day, you decide to stay and talk to his chat for a while!

Words: 1196

Monetization: It’s perfectly ok to monetize and record any of my scripts, you can change pronouns and stuff around too! Just please remember to credit me! However, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PAYWALL MY SCRIPTS!

Notes: High to intermediate difficulty script, if only because of the soundwork! Use a text to speech bot for all lines labeled “Donation”!

A/N: I asked some discord peeps to submit their usernames for this script, but feel free to change it up if you’d like! For an authentic feel, pronounce the names however you think they’re pronounced!

[My Script Hub] [Nyan’s Sound Effects Drive]

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[SFX: video game noises throughout most of the script]

(muffled) “Alright chat, we’re going in. We’re going to win this one, I can feel it!”

[pause]

(muffled) “Chat, what do you mean ‘copium’?! Just because I’ve lost terribly a few times doesn’t mean that I’m gonna fail this–”

[SFX: GAME OVER]

[long pause]

(muffled) “That didn’t happen. Don’t clip that. Chat, no– guys don’t clip that– that didn’t happen!”

[SFX: door opens]

“Huh?”

“Oh! Hey, chat! Your mama’s here!”

“Hi babe! You’re back from work early!”

[laughter]

“Yeah, that’s what chat calls you now.”

“Do you like it?”

[pause]

“Hehe! I guess it is cute! Chat can be cute when they aren’t roasting me, huh?”

[pause]

[SFX: DONATION NOTIFICATION]

Donation: Skill issue heart

“Wha– oh come on!”

[laughter]

“Thanks for the ten dollar dono, The Queen of Hearts ♡!”

[rustling]

“Oh! Holy shoot, you got me cookies?! Thanks!”

“Did you know I was craving these or something?”

[pause]

“Ah– heyheyhey my mic is on, my mic is on!”

“Don’t share my drunken shenanigans with my chat!”

[pause]

“I– okay maybe I did allude to it during my drinking stream but–”

[SFX: DONATION NOTIFICATION]

Donation: Did you really eat three entire packs of cookies and then throw up while you were drunk

[pause]

“... Alright I’m banning that topic. I’m banning it. Mods, ban anyone who talks about– nooooo stop! Chat, it was a mistake! A mistake!!!”

[groan]

(with joking disdain) “Thanks for the seven dollar dono, Toriel's child923…”

[pause]

[SFX: DONATION NOTIFICATION]

Donation: Will mama stay for a while this time smiley face

“Oh, would you look at that! Uh, thank you for the five dollar donation, Galaxia Doricho!”

“So are you gonna stay for a bit? Cheer me on while I get a ten winstreak?”

[pause]

[SFX: DONATION NOTIFICATION]

Donation: Said the man whose record is three victory royales heart

[pause]

[groaning]

“Thanks for the dono lavender&C… did you have to expose me like that though?”

“Ahem! Anyways… Just because my record is three doesn’t mean that I’m stuck at that! Who knows, maybe you’re my lucky charm!”

[pause]

“Really?! You’ll stay?!”

“Awesome! Come on, sit down! I’ll just pull up the other chair, you can have mine!”

[rustling]

“Hm? Oh come ooon, this chair is newer! You had a long day at work, so this is the better chair! I’ll just bear with the old one!”

[you sit]

“There we go!”

[pause]

“Yup, that’s the camera. Wave hello to chat!”

“One sec, I’m gonna grab the old chair.”

[footsteps]

[SFX: DONATION NOTIFICATION]

Donation: Hello mama! It’s so nice to see you again! Colon D

[SFX: DONATION NOTIFICATION]

Donation: Mama’s here, yaaaaaaay!

[SFX: DONATION NOTIFICATION]

Donation: We missed you mama heart

[chair wheeling noises]

(fading back in) “Heyyyy, Hoseki taiga! Whoaaa, thanks for the fifteen dollars!”

“Ahhh, who else? Golden_wingss, and Salty_Ink! Thanks guys!”

“Alright, we’ve got the old chair in!”

[he sit on the chair]

“Good news, everyone! Chair-leston is back!” (pronounced like “Charleston” but Chair, get it)

“Brought him out of retirement just for–”

[chair cracking in protest noise]

[pause]

“... It’s just for the next hour or two. We don’t need to switch.”

“The chair is fine. Chat, chair-leston is FINE! He’s OKAY!”

[DONATION NOTIFICATION]

Donation: Put Chair-leston out of his misery please he’s suffered enough

“Hey, Imanxious24/7, thanks for the five dollars! And Chair-leston is perfectly fine!”

[pause]

“Um… yeah, babe, this… this is the chair I threw at the wall last month… hahaha…”

[pause]

“Baaaabe, it was a rage game! I paid for all the repairs, didn’t I?”

[pause]

“Noooo, come on!”

“You can’t still be angry about…”

[pause]

“... You’re giggling.”

[pause]

“Ugggh, how do you always manage to fluster meee?!”

“It’s not fair! Come on, I want to make you blush too!”

[pause]

“I make you blush just by being so passionate?”

“A–And there it is again! How are you so good at flirting?!”

[SFX: DONATION NOTIFICATION]

Donation: My man is down bad for his gf. Go king, treat her right

[SFX: DONATION NOTIFICATION]

Donation: Mama is CLEARLY the best at everything colon D

[flustered noises]

“Thank you for the dono, Juggernottoday and Chezerz…”

[pause]

“Yes, chat is very active today!”

“It’s because I’m playing a game that they’ve been requesting for ages. You know, this battle royale game I’ve been talking about for the past few days?”

[pause]

“Yeah! Do you wanna play as well?”

[pause]

“Yeah, I have a spare controller, and we can go split screen. There’s an option for us to make a group and play on a team!”

[pause]

“I can teach you! And I’ll protect you from the other players, like the pro gamer I am!”

[SFX: DONATION NOTIFICATION]

Donation: Mama carryyyy

[DONATION NOTIFICATION]

Donation: Let’s face it: if mama was playing against him she would roast him on a spit

[pause]

“Chat please, I’m trying to look cool…”

“Thanks for the dono, uhhh… Killingjokess and Blue-Ape!”

[pause]

“Nah, chat just looooves to clown on me.”

“But just you guys wait! My girlfriend here is my lucky charm, and with her, we’re getting that ten winstreak!”

[Video game selection noises]

“Yeah, just hit the A button.”

[bleep]

“There you are! Go on, you can customize your avatar like this.”

[bleeping noises]

“Yeah, chat, We’ll still be doing that charity stream. There’s gonna be a lot of neat stuff, so be sure to set your calendars, click the bell on the Discord event, all that!”

“We’re gonna have gaming, of course, but we’ll also be doing challenges based on what you donate… and I’ve got a ton of other streamer friends coming along to make it a great time.”

[DONATION NOTIFICATION]

Donation: Will mama make an appearance?

“Hey Trashisuseless! Well, will you be home that day, babe?”

[pause]

[laughter]

“If chat promises to donate for a good cause?”

[SFX: Character creation finishing sound]

“You heard her! We got her, haha!”

[SFX: DONATION NOTIFICATION]

Donation: Even mama’s little avatar is adorable

“Thanks uhhhh, Slinky! And oooh, you’re done!”

“Awww, look at that avatar! You made it look so cool!”

[pause]

“Sure! Get ready!”

“I’ll guide you through everything and protect you, so don’t worry!”

“Now, get rea–”

[chair breaks]

“Whoa!”

[crash]

“... I’m good… ow…”

“Chair-leston broke… he croaked at last, F’s in the chat…”

[SFX: DONATION NOTIFICATION]

Donation: Chair-leston got his revenge. Clipped! Heart.

“Hey hey hey don’t clip that! Babe who was that, I still need to thank them for their donation even if they are clowning on me.”

[pause]

“Cool, (groan) hey Samisnotswaggy, thanks but don’t you dare capture my shame!”

[he gets up]

“Et tu, honey?”

[pause]

“Pfft… you know what, seeing you laugh like that is worth it.”

“I’ll just stand, don’t worry about me.”

[pause]

(jokingly working out very hard) “Gotta show off these legs! Get my cardio in, y’know?”

[pause]

“Hahaha! Babe, you know I’ve suffered so much worse than a chair breaking.”

“Don’t you worry about me, okay?”

[pause]

“Okayyyy, I’ll let you look at how bruised I am after the stream.”

“Now are you ready chat? We’re gonna win this time!”

[SFX: Video game select sounds]

[SFX: DONATION NOTIFICATION]

Donation: Good luck mama! We believe in you!

~END~

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