Context: You were a simple henchperson for the villain Agelast. He was as cruel as his title would suggest, but you remained loyal to him. When his ship was struck by a missile, you went down with it, finding your Master unconscious in the wreckage. While the other henchpeople fled, you remained loyal, dragging him from said wreckage and staying by him as he recovered in your makeshift cabin. After months, he's finally woken up, but... he doesn't seem quite himself.

Setting: The battleship/a makeshift cabin

Tags:[MAA4A][Established Relationship?][Amnesiac Vampire Yandere Supervillain Speaker][Henchperson Speakers][Loyal Henchperson Listener][Amnesia][Flirting][Husband Goals?][Mean]to[Loving][SPICY][Kisses][Feeding][Cottagecore][CW: Yelling/Action/Amnesia]

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[A] = Agelast aka Asher, your Master and reknowned supervillain

[H1] = Henchman 1, not so sure about this

[H2] = Henchman 2, REALLY not sure about this

[Scene opens in…?]

[SFX: An alarm blaring]

[A] Henchmen, to the board! All henchmen, report at once! We are under attack and I expect you all to be good little meat shields and protect me!

[SFX: Lots of people running/general chaos]

[A] Missile inbound! Rrgh, if those fools think they can harm me-!

[SFX: A door hissing open and more running]

[A] What?! Henchman 38, get to your post, immediately!

[Pause!!]

[A] What? How dare you not listen to your orders! You think I can’t survive the missile? I am Agelast, one of the most powerful villains on the planet! Worry about your own worthless little life and-!

[SFX: A massive explosion]

[Long Pause (Distorted Silence]

…

[H1] Thirty-eight?! Thirty-eight! You’re on the other side of the wreckage!

[Pause!]

[H2] What?! You’re with the Boss?

[H1] You mean that crazy bastard is still alive?! Or… undead?!

[Pause!!]

[H2] …Uhh… Sorry, no way, you’re on your own, Thirty-Eight!

[H1] Yeah… The Boss is kind of a massive dick and we’re taking the opportunity to run for it. Best of luck to you, though!

[Pause!!!]

[Long Pause (Seasons Changing)]

[You’re left with no choice, really. You can abandon your Master with the wreckage… but you drag him into the forest and salvage what you can. The advanced tech lets you build a cabin within a month or so]

[SFX: Birds chirping/Spring]

[Long Pause (Repeat)]

[SFX: Cicadas chirping/Summer]

[Long Pause (Repeat)]

[SFX: Dry wind and leaves/Fall]

[Scene opens in a cabin/cottage living room]

[SFX: Fire crackling]

[Seasons later, you are putting more firewood in the hearth while the wind rages outside. You’ve been on your own for months now, save for your unconscious Master]

[SFX: Cloth rustling]

[You jump as strong arms encase you from behind]

[A] “Hi sweetie… Good morning. Eugh, I feel like I’ve been asleep for ages…”

[Pause!]

[Your Master, and one of the most wicked men on the planet, kisses your shoulder]

[A] “Mmh, you’re all cold from being out without a robe… I’ll get you a robe next time we’re out, mmkay? I’m sure we can find something nearby, even on vacation.”

[...Pause?]

[He frowns, pulling you closer to him]

[A] “... ‘My lord’? Darling, we just woke up. Are you trying to seduce me so early?”

[His lips curl into a smirk as you shiver]

[A] “Because I won’t lie… I’m kind of enjoying the boldness, my sweet. My teeth are already trembling to taste that fragile little neck…”

[SFX: The Listener stepping a few feet away]

[He frowns as you scurry back from him. Even gentle, he’s as imposing as ever]

[Pause…?]

[A] “What do I remember? How do you mean?”

[Pause…]

[He sighs and gestures toward the small kitchen]

[SFX: The chairs scooting by themselves]

[A] “Let me just call the chairs over for a moment… There. Sit with me.”

[You obey, as always]

[SFX: Coffee brewing]

[A] “What do I remember… Well, I remember our life together in splendorous, wonderful detail… You were hard-won, my love. I truly had to bring my best to woo you away from all the others desperate to claim you. You were so unsure, at first, but the moment I got you to smile at that silly little convention… I knew you were mine.”

[Pause???]

[A] “Recruitment? To become a minion of mine?”

[He laughs at this, gesturing for the cups to float over]

[SFX: The cups sitting themselves down]

[A] “Here, your coffee. Just how you like it.”

[...]

[You taste it. It is exactly how you like it]

[...Pause]

[A] “Oh, you’re welcome, dearest. Now… what is all of this about minions and recruitment?”

[You try and explain to him that he is a villain. One of the world’s most wanted and you are nothing to him but one of his henchmen. One of his disposable minions. He rests his chin in one hand, listening with ravenous eyes]

[Long Pause (Listener explanation)]

[A] “Mmh… So, I am a villain named Agelast, wanted the world over. You were a henchperson that was aboard my ship when it was hit by a missile. You found me unconscious in the wreckage, dragged me somewhere safe, built this cabin from what you could salvage, and tended to me until I woke up, months and months later?”

[Pause!]

[He ponders this for a moment before he smiles dreamily]

[A] “Alright… Your little ‘roleplay’ ideas are always fun, but if you want me to pretend to be a villain…”

[Pause!!]

[A, putting on ‘the voice’] “How dare you argue with the mighty Agelast, you worthless peon!”

[You shiver. Why does the voice have to be so strong]

[P-Pause]

[He lowers his voice, concerned]

[A] “You’re not a worthless peon, I swear, I’m just acting.”

[....?]

[A] “...No, I don’t remember being a decorated, apocalypse-loving villain. I remember being a businessman at a convention that fell madly, desperately in love with a cute little human that smiled at me while helping me pick up the business cards I spilled on accident.”

[His smile deepens, a little deranged]

[A] “I remember following that same human like a lovesick puppy… for months. Even years. We always found ourselves at the same place, at the same time. Then again, I always did my best to make sure I kept you to myself…”

[P-Pause]

[He beckons you forward and your chair all but vaults you into his lap]

[SFX: The chair doing a yeet maneuver]

[Pause!]

[A] “There we are… Telekinesis is so fun, isn’t it? Being a vampire does have oh-so-many perks… One gesture and you’re thrown right into my lap.”

[P-P-Pause]

[His strong arms close around you again. This time, you’re staring right into his eyes]

[A] “Gods, you’re beautiful… but your neck is sorely lacking in my little love bites… Hm.”

[He frowns, fingers running through your hair]

[A] “...Can’t have that, dearest. No, no, no… You know how I get when someone else looks at you. Thinks about you…”

[...Pause?]

[He smiles again, in his own world]

[A] “Oh, love… These hands tremble when they can’t touch you. My fangs ache when they can’t taste you. My skin boils when it can’t touch you! I do love this little rescue scenario you came up with for us~.”

[...Pause]

[His lips touch your neck while you try and figure out what to do next. Of all your interactions with Agelast, affection was the last thing you were expecting]

[SFX: The Listener being bitten]

[You gasp and tense as his fangs sink into your neck]

[A] “Mmh, oh! Oh, your blood… Shh, hold still, hold still, dear… You know breakfast is the most important meal of the day, hm?”

[...]

[He holds you close, rubbing your back as he feeds. None of this right. This isn’t your villainous overlord]

[A, with a quiet moan] “Oh, love… You are exquisite, in every single way. I love you, so, so much…”

[Pause…]

[A] “Hmhm, come now, my sweetest obsession… I’ll be your villain if that’s how you want to spend the day. Or we could go and explore the local forests, maybe even the nearby town? Hmm?”

[...]

[You… guess you’re going to go see the town with..?]

[Pause?]

[He chuckles]

[A] “What name to call me when I’m not ‘Agelast’? Hmhm… Asher, love. My normal first name is just fine.”

[...You guess you’re going to town with Asher…]

[Pause.]

[A] “Beautiful~. Come, join me in the bath, and then we can set off for the day.”

[SFX: The chair scooting back as he stands, carrying the Listener]

[...]

[A] “I do hope you’ll forgive me for getting a bit handsy, hmhm.”

[...You have serious doubts that the employee handbook would permit this but… he did write the handbook…]

[To be continued]