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Context: You are one of a set of twins, and your family has never made it hidden that they like your brother more. You've been mistreated most of your life, but you'd hoped you could have one birthday celebration on your terms. Naturally, your brother has ruined your night. It seems like someone besides you might have taken offense to that... and did something about it. You couldn't help but repay him with a date. He gave the necklace your twin stole as collateral to you since you asked nicely...and he's crazy about you.

Setting: Zach's parents home

Tags:[MMF4F][Bi Dangerous Himbo Speaker][Parental Speakers x2][Mistreated Listener][Husband Material][Comedy][Cute][Flirting][Meeting His Parents][VERY Protective][Comfort][Rapidly Escalating Yandere][CW: Mentions of Dysfunction]

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[Z] = Zach, your slightly crazy love interest. Danger himbo

[M] = Judith, your mother

[B] = Chris, your twin brother

[F] = Dale, your father. Middle name and nickname of 'Henry'

[Scene opens outside of your family home]

[SFX: A motorcycle petering to a stop]

[Zach stops in front of your family house on his motorcycle. He parks it and helps you out of the sidecar]

[Z] “Welp… Here we are. Your family home, right?”

[Pause…]

[SFX: The necklace rattling in your hand]

[Z] “...I know you want to return the necklace and all, but… are you sure you don’t want me there with you? I’ve got a bad feeling that it’s going to go poorly with your brother there.”

[Pause]

[He gives you a little pout]

[Z] “Of course, I worry about you… Look, I know we’ve been on a grand total of one date, but… I worry about you is all. I worry about all good people trapped in a family of shitty people…”

[Pause]

[He sighs and pulls you into a hug]

[Z] “...Fine. I’ll give you some space for you to deal with it. I know you’re strong. I get it.”

[Pause <3]

[Z] “Yeah, yeah… I’ll catch you later. Please just text me when you’re done here, OK?”

[Pause]

[He nods once more and waits until you’re at the door before he speeds off]

[SFX: A motorcycle speeding off/pause/the front door opening]

[You wait until Zach is gone before entering your old family home. It isn’t long before your mother comes to greet you]

[M] “Oh, well, look who could be bothered to show up, at last! I can’t believe you ducked out on your own birthday party!”

[...]

[M] “The diner? No, no, your brother said it was taking place here, and, well, given that everyone else showed up here, I’m inclined to believe him.”

[...]

[Your brother pads around the corner, just as immediately annoyed by your presence as you are by his]

[B] “Pfft, look who could be bothered to show up?”

[Pause?]

[He glares at you]

[M] “Young lady, you be nice! Your brother went through a harrowing call last night!”

[Pause]

[B, frowning] “... What do you mean ‘you know’? You weren’t even supposed to be here…”

[Pause]

[M] “You have something for me? Well, hold on, you haven’t said hello to your father.”

[...Pause.]

[Your father glances over the top of his paper with a grunt]

[F] “Mmhm.”

[SFX: The necklace rattling]

[You produce the necklace and hold it out to your mother. She lets out a gasp, completely ignoring you as you try to explain]

[M] “My necklace!”

[B, quiet] “Oh no…”

[Pause]

[M] “...So, it was you that stole the necklace?”

[Pause?!]

[You look at her in disbelief and bring up the call]

[B] “Pfft, the call was clearly you using your drug dealer of a boyfriend to intimidate me so that you could cover up for it! And cover up for your own addiction!”

[...]

[SFX: The necklace getting thrown to the ground]

[Pause!!]

[M, gasping] “Young lady! Throwing it to the ground is uncalled for!”

[PAUSE!!!]

[Your family seems taken aback as you explode at them, years of pent-up anger hurled their way. You expect them to yell back, as they always did… What you don’t expect is your brother to grab you around the neck and pin you to the floor]

[SFX: Chris pinning the Listener to the ground]

[B] “Shut up! Shut the fuck up!”

[M] “C-Chris! You’re choking your sister, stop it! Henry, for the love of God-!”

[SFX: The Listener and Chris struggling]

[F] “...The girl started this fight and stole your necklace. Chris is just making her answer for it.”

[B] “Godamn right! Admit it! Admit you stole the necklace and I’ll let go!”

[SFX: More struggling]

[It’s getting harder to think, no matter how you try and kick free. He isn’t playing this time. He aims to kill you…]

[...]

[M] “Stop, stop, she’s turning blue! Henry!”

[Your father stays silent. What else is new…]

[B] “Damnit, just confess-!”

[...]

[You’d rather fucking die at this point]

[M] “Chris!!”

[SFX: The door getting punched in]

[Your entire family stops dead as Zach outright punches through the front door and tosses it aside]

[F, livid] “Who the fuck do you th-?!”

[Your father’s protest turns into a wheeze as Zach charges forward and gets him around the neck]

[Pause!]

[M] “Henry!”

[B] “O-Oh…”

[You exchange looks with your twin and he quickly releases you from the stranglehold he had on you]

[Pause…]

[Z, a little crazed] “Yeah… I’m glad I didn’t listen to you either, Sweets.”

[A wicked smile carves into his face]

[Z] “So, what’s up, guys?! Having a nice night?!”

[M, sobbing] “Stop! You’re killing my husband!”

[Z] “Doing you a FUCKING FAVOR THEN, AREN’T I?!”

[Your mother yelps and practically scurries back from Zach’s rage. Zach turns and stares your brother down, eyes almost as red as his hair]

[Z] “What’s up, Chris?!”

[B] “U-Um… n-not much. Z-Zach. Sir.”

[Z] “Yeah? Cause I think I saw you trying to strangle your sister.”

[B] “U-Um…”

[Z] “And making up some dumb ass lies about you not stealing that necklace and not being the one with a nasty little addiction?”

[B] “A-Ah…”

[...]

[At your comment, Zach immediately drops your father on the ground and hurries to you]

[SFX: Your Dad groaning as he’s dropped and Zach crossing the threshold]

[Z, gentle] “...That’s gonna bruise your poor neck… Oh, Sweets… Don’t worry, koʻu aloha.”

[...Pause?]

[He turns red, taken aback]

[Z] “My Dad was Hawaiian, yeah… Man, of all the people, how come you’re the one that had to know what that meant?!”

[...Pause <3]

[He pouts]

[Z] “...Yes, it means ‘my love’. Man… Everyone’s gonna know I’m crazy for you now, you know?”

[Pause <3]

[Z] “Pfft, they can call the cops, if they want. It’d be a shame if they found out the nice, God-fearing family, the pinnacle of the community, no less, had a patriarch with a gambling addiction, a matriarch that steals from the church potluck, and a son that steals from little old ladies who steal from church potlucks. That’d be wild, wouldn’t it?”

[M, still sobbing] “You animal!”

[Zach wheels around on her so suddenly that she yelps, grinning in her face]

[Z] “Oh, I know you aren’t passing judgment on me, Judith. You purse-sneaking, coward-ass, shit-talking obsessed with thrifting dolls and postcards cause you want so bad to be quirky, can’t make a single quilt without fucking it up, hoarding-ass, bike-breaking, day-time TV-believing marry Dr. Fucking Feel why don’t you BITCH!”

[...Pause]

[Your mother gawps at him silently, pale as paper]

[Z] “Oh and let’s not forget good ol’ Dale over here. Mr. Vroom Vroom look at my truck, I bet it could run over a whole pride parade basic-bitch gun having little mini-masculinity can’t believe he can’t catch the eye of any of these blue-hair-havin’ daddy issue sportin’ girls put it all on red at the casino DICK!”

[...]

[<3]

[Zach picks you up with no effort, princess-style]

[Z] “Here’s what’s going to happen, Family O’ Fucks. Chris, you’re going to have my 10k by the end of the month. I don’t care how you get it, you’re getting it to me. You can hand it to me directly, or you assholes can find a shred of decency and apologize to the one good person in this hive of shitheads. Put it toward therapy. Make it up to them. And remember… if I catch you slacking, their big, scary friend will find you.”

[Pause]

[You whisper something in his ear and he turns red, eyes lighting up with delight]

[Z] “R-Really?”

[Pause <3]

[He laughs and grins at your family]

[Z] “If I catch you slacking, their big, scary boyfriend will find you. You got any possessions here you need, Sweet Girl?”

[Pause]

[Z] “Good. Then let’s get out of this shit pit. Animal boy, out.”

[With that, he marches out of the now-dead-silent house with you and plops you gently in the passenger car of his motorcycle]

[Pause…]

[Z] “So… Pancakes?”

[Pause <3]

[Again, he turns red]

[Z] “Ohohoho! Pancakes and then sexy times! Yes ma’am!”

[SFX: The motorcycle peeling out and Zach laughing with his standard batshit insane excitement]

[To be continued]

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Note: Never engage Zach in a roast session, he will murder you.