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Context: You begrudgingly go to a party where your force to play a game with the Captain of the Cheerleader squad. Who you think is just another "Dumb Blonde", only to find out her secret.
Tags: [F4M] [Wholesome] [Nerd listener]
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[Scene opens up at a party]
***
[SFX: party ambiance]
"Now remember dude, 7 minutes. Anything goes. Just try not to embarrass yourself."
[You ask if you really have to do this]
"Do you really have to-Ugh, come on dude. This is literally the Captain of the Cheerleader Squad. You can't hit a better jackpot. I tell you what, if it get too awkward for you after let's say...4 minutes. Message me, I'll bail you out."
[You ask how]
"I don't know, I'll think of something. *They lean in* So just 4 minutes, ok? Please don't put me too much on the spot."
[You agree]
"Great. So have fun in there."
[The friend shuts the door with you inside]
"Um...hello? Is like, anyone there?"
[You step carefully over to her]
"Oh, there is someone here."
[Pause]
"Well know, what do we got here?"
[She moves in closer to you]
"Oh, a real cutie I see. So tell me, what's your name?"
[Pause]
"Sorry I didn't see who got the other drawing as well. Once I heard that I was up, I just...whooshed right into the closet. Waiting for my handsome partner."
[She giggles a little]
"So tell me, who are you?"
[You say your name]
"Oh, well like, totally nice to meet you."
[You facepalm quietly]
"Hey, what's the matter? Wouldn't you want to be in with arguably the hottest girl in school?"
[You shake your head saying you didn't want to come to this party in the first place]
"Didn't want to come here? Then why did you?"
[You say you owe a favor]
"Oh, a favor you say. Do tell~"
[You tell her what the favor was]
"*Gasp* They asked you to come to this party in exchange for a 2004 Pokémon EX Team Rocket Returns Holo Torchic Gold Star Card?"
[You nod but say that your friend didn't promise that it was in mint]
"Still dude, even if it wasen't in mint condition, do you know how many of those cards are know to exist?"
[You said approx. 300]
"Exactly. Three hundred. Supposedly only seventeen are marked as mint condition. I mean, if they tried claiming that they had a Mint condition, that would be screeching it."
[You asked if she collects any Pokémon cards]
"Who? Me? *Nervous laugh* Of course not. That would be so...weird for me to collect right?"
[You shake your head]
"Huh? Really? You don't think that it's odd for a cheerleader *Under her breath* let alone the captain *back to normal* to be interested in collecting Pokémon cards?"
[You say it's pretty normal]
"I mean, your not wrong. Liking nerdy stuff like collecting Pokémon cards...has become more normal lately. It's just so many people think that I wouldn't be interested in stuff like that."
[You ask is that all she likes]
"Well, I do also like Star Wars and Star Trek, but more of the old movies and shows. Some of the modern adaptations are a little...much for me."
[you ask to elaborate.]
"Okay, so I felt like there was a missed opportunity to have Flynn being a Jedi. Not to mention that Rey could do all of the mind tricks with little to no training where as Anakin, arguably the main character of episodes 1-6 wasen't able to be a "Jedi" until Episode 3."
[Pause]
"Sorry, it's just that there was so much missed opportunities with the sequels...and the company didn't even bother to use the almost fifty year old source materials."
[You say it's fine]
"As for the Star trek...It's still hard to choose between Kirk and Picard. It's like what is more important; Books smarts or street smarts."
[Pause]
"Less I debate that, the better."
[Your surprise how nerdy she can come across]
"Look, I know the whole thing of this game is to be...flirty, but I appreciate you letting me vent like that. Outside of my family, no one knows my "Secret" hobbies."
[You say it's fine]
"So, any interest you might have?"
[You mention your interest in anime as well as Pokémon cards]
"Anime huh? You one of those guys who has a Waifu?"
[You blush a little]
"Hey, nothing to be embarrassed about. I have a few share of Husbando's myself."
[You ask if she has any in particular]
"I mean, you have Tanjiro from demon slayer. A classic. There's also Takeo Gōda."
[You raise an eyebrow]
"Hey, he's really a good Husbando. He's nice, loyal, always ready to do the right thing."
[You ask about speedwagon]
"Speedwagon? Hard to say, I think he's both best boy and girl in Jojo's Bizarre adventure."
[SFX: Phone ringing]
"Oh, what's that?"
[You mention that you had a timer for four minutes]
"I see. Were you that reluctant to playing the game that you would set a timer for the "Halfway" mark?"
[Pause]
"Hey, it's fine. I know that there are some guys who just don't like the whole "Cheerleader" types."
[She stretches' her legs]
"Hm...I just appreciate that there is someone I could vent to. It feels oddly good, if that makes any sense."
[You say that you believe so]
"I know that this was probably kind of an awkward way of playing this game. Truth be told, this is the first time I played something like this."
[Your surprised and responded with really?]
"Well, of course. Training in the Cheerleader's clubs take a lot of time up. Being captain doesn't help either. Considering that I have to be the responsible one."
[Pause]
"That being said, would you be ok with something "Traditionally" done with this game?"
[You ask what?]
"Well for starters this~"
[She giggles as she kisses you]
"I know it may seem forward, but think of it as a thank you. For hearing me out."
[She clears her throat]
"That being said, I appreciate if you keep this just between us."
[You say you won't tell anyone she kissed you]
"I mean the whole liking nerdy stuff."
[Pause]
"You could tell others that you kissed me though. That I wouldn't...really-"
[SFX: Door opening]
"Times up you lovebirds~. Did you have fun?"
[Pause]
"Aw...nothing seemed to happen, I was really hoping that-"
[The captain grabs your arm and carries you outside]
"Wha-Hey, wait you two...*Fading voice* What did you do?"
[The two of you stepped outside]
"Oh, Sorry about that. I was often the girl who pulled away the other cheerleaders when they were in distress. I guess old habits die hard."
[Pause]
"Say, if your free this weekend; there no game on. So, did you want to hang out?"
[You look at her with doubt in your eyes]
"I know, the whole "Falling for a girl you just met" trope is kind of odd...I just figure maybe make a new friend. If that is ok with you."
[You say you have no issue with that]
"Great."
[She leans in and kisses you on the cheek]
"I'll bring over some of my Pokémon card collection, and maybe we can trade some cards. Who knows, maybe catch a movie?"
[Pause]
"It doesn't have to be in the cinema, just maybe watch one of the classic movies. Maybe one of the Pokémon movies for instance."
[You nod]
"*Giggles* Great I look forward to seeing you again."
[She walks away and then back to you]
"Oh, I almost forgot. Make sure that you get that 2004 Pokémon EX Team Rocket Returns Holo Torchic Gold Star Card from your friend."
[She leans in]
"Otherwise, I'll be your wingman and "Enforce" them to give it to you."
[She laughs as she leans back]
"Don't take it too seriously, I just like to see things that people promise go through. And since your my new friend, I hate to see you cheated on such a rare card."
[You thank her]
"Anytime. Oh before I forget, trade me your number."
[You ask why]
"Well, when we meet up; I want you to have ample time to prepare for me coming over."
[Pause]
"I of course am referring to your card collation."
[You nod and tell her your number]
"Great, here's mine."
[You place it down on your phone]
"So I'll see you later then?"
[You nod]
"Okay. Have a good night."
[She walks away but yells out]
"I'm serious about the card dude. Make sure they honor your agreement."
[Fade to black]
[To be continued...?]
Note: Figure try an old classic of the 7 min. in heaven game. Hopefully you enjoyed this and have a lovely day/night.
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