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Context: In your travels you find a Blind Swordsman, only to find out there a General of the Demon Army.
Tags: [A4M] [Knight listener] [Kuundere]
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[Scene opens up on a suspiciously cold afternoon]
***
[SFX: Rustling leaves]
"Odd weather were having today."
[You turn around to find a blind person walking behind you]
"Apologies if I startled you, I'm not one to indirectly scare someone. I usually like going for the direct approach."
[You as who they are]
"Who, indeed. To some, I'm just another blind pedestrian walking around. You however, have peaked my interest."
[SFX: Sword coming out of holster]
[They try swiping at you]
"Judging by the way you moved, I missed."
[You asked what was that for?]
"More important question, why didn't you retaliate? Could it be that you actually pity me, just like the rest of them?"
[You ask what are they talking about?]
"What am I talking about? You really have no idea, do you?"
[You shake your head]
"Judging by your lack of response you either shake your head or nodded."
[The swordsman leaned in]
"In case you couldn't put two and two together; I'm blind!"
[You apologize]
"I guess I'll allow that to slide. Anyways, to get back on track; I am here on behalf of the Demon Army."
[You look in shock]
"Now that it seems that I got your attention, I'll continue."
[They clear their throat]
"I am here to take over your kingdom."
[You have doubts about a blind swordsman]
"I can tell that this requires some...motivation."
[Pause]
"I'll tell you what, I will stand right here and wait for your strongest warrior. If you fail to bring me one, I'll search for one instead."
[They lean in close]
"And you won't like it when I search for one."
[You rush off to find a warrior]
[Some time passes and he comes back with a knight]
"Oh, what have we got here?"
[You ask if your the person seeking a strong fighter]
"Indeed. Perhaps you will fill that role nicely."
[The blind General sits down]
"Well Knight, choose your weapon."
[You raise up your shield]
"Please tell me you did not just raise up your weapon to acknowledge it. That won't work with me."
[You ask why]
"Well for starters...I'M BLIND YOU TWIT!"
[You apologize and say your shield]
"*Mumbles under their breath* You know there is one thing I cannot stand, and that's when I have to acknowledge my own handicap, It's even worse when people apologize for not noticing."
[The general sighs]
"No matter than, Your shield is your weapon of choice? Than I shall reveal my weapon."
[The general pulls out their cane]
[SFX: Sword draw]
"I bet your not surprised by this. Yes, my cane doubles as a sword."
[You say your not surprised]
"Figured as much. Whenever there is a powerful warrior who has a drawback, they usually use it as a means to lower expectations."
[You don't seem to follow]
"Okay, for example; let's say there's a person who can't walk, the last thing you'd expect them to attack you with is the chair their sitting on, correct?"
[You agree]
"Hence the element of surprise is used with the handicap's drawback."
[You kind of get it now]
"Anyways, prepare yourself solider. For tonight, we shall fight till the last one remains standing."
[You say that was kind of cringe]
"Cringe or not. Get ready."
[The two of you battle fiercely]
"I must admit solider you hold your own pretty well. But how long can you keep up this façade?"
[You look in confusion]
"Please, I know quite well your just stalling so that everyone can escape. Tell me, how long did you plan on holding me off?"
[You say an hour]
"An hour? *Snicker* You must think yourself quite high. If I didn't know better, I figure your the General representing pride."
[You say that you take it that their envy?]
"*Bowing* You have guessed correctly. As one despised the earth, their eyes be sealed in blindness by their own envy and jealousy."
[You say that the idea of generals being named after the seven sins is still dumb]
"Hey, I wasn't the one who though of this Idea...I did however, take away my own sight."
[You ask why]
"Truth be told, I grew sick of what I witnessed around me...people in their own filth, rummaging, fighting, killing, stealing, and all for what? A possible step in the right direction. It's all just some sick joke, minus the punchline."
[The General puts the sword back in his holster]
"In many ways, when I hear you speak you don't look down on me...or pity me...this tone of voice...what do you feel towards me solider?"
[You admit that it's sadness]
"Sadness...sadness? I don't think I can quite figure you out solider...minus one detail."
[Pause]
"Your not from here are you?"
[You acknowledge his hunch]
"I knew it, I knew it. It's that accent. Your not even from this kingdom. So tell me, why help out these people? For all intensive purposes, they could be your enemies."
[You say your here to make a treaty with the country]
"Here to make a treaty? I take it your the representative of your nation then."
[The General sighs once more]
"You know what? You all bore me...I'm through here..."
[He walks away but turns around]
"Oh and give my regards to la rosa de la muerte. That Jerk still owes me 20 gold coins."
[He walks away as it fades to black]
[The end...?]
Note: for anyone who wants to know why the general just got fed up with all of this continued nonsense. Also slight connection with the other Demon General part, found Here. I might do other generals involving the seven sins...eventually. Just thought of doing something out of my comfort zone. Hope you enjoyed this and have a lovely day/night.
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