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Context: For the first time, different Elementals have been brought together to learn from one another. After hundreds of years of rivalry, it's going to be a bit spicy. As an Ice Elemental, you can't help but want to annoy a Fire Elemental, right? Especially if he's a big, beefy musclehead with a bad temper~

Setting: The Hunter's Lodge

Tags: [MM4M][Strangers to Enemies][Tsundere Fire Elemental Speaker][Himbo Fire Elemental Speaker][Himbo Ice Elemental Listener][Lore Drops][Max Himbo Energy][Gay Panic][Fight][Comedy][Mean][Cocky]['Cock'y][Spicy][Belligerent Hugs][CW: Mild Angst/Fighting]

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[H] = A familiar face... somewhat.

[S] = Scorch, the angriest man alive, also part-dragon

[Scene opens in a rather unusual school]

[SFX: People trudging through the halls and lobby followed by a rather severe-looking older man clearing his throat]

[H] “Attention!”

[SFX: The crowd no longer moving and falling silent]

[He looks out over the crowd, wearing the red robes of a Fire Elemental]

[H] “Greetings to the very first mixed Elemental academy. My partner and I started it in an effort to better protect the community with our unique abilities. I, as a Fire Elemental, can of course call on the power of the flame. I see we have a sizable amount of other Fire Elementals here?”

[You look toward the red-robed boys. A few of them headbutt gleefully, and one even lets out an unnecessarily loud: “WOO! FIRE ELEMENTALS, BEST ELEMENTALS!”

[Pause]

[H] “Yes, yes, calm down, Scorch… Though it is good to see that fighting spirit, hmhm. As you’ve noticed, the students in the white robes are Ice Elementals.”

[The same guy that yelled the first time shouts again: “BOOOO!!”. You zone in on him, and he’s a pretty big, muscly guy. A big, muscly guy you think you can take down a peg or two…]

[Pause]

[H] “Scorch, calm down, lad, and try to remember that the love of my life is an Ice Elemental as well, hm?”

[Scorch grumbles, a bit of steam trickling from his lips]

[S] “...Sorry, Master Hunter…”

[H] “Quite alright. You have a bit of steam trickling from your lips, though.”

[You don’t think about it. You form a snowball in your hand, yell, ‘I got it!’ and hurl it at the guy]

[SFX: Ice magic forming]

[S] “You got WHAT, ice bo-HURMHPH!”

[SFX: A himbo getting nailed in the face with a snowball]

[H] “Young man!”

[Some of the other students laugh but you quickly realize you may have instigated an all-out brawl]

[S, searing clear through the snow] “Oh, you are SO dead, Snowflake!”

[Pause!]

[H] “BOYS!”

[The other students begin to chant ‘Fight!’ as you step up to him, chest-to-chest. His crimson eyes glower down at you, and his teeth are more fanged than you imagined a Fire Elemental would be]

[S] “...At least you’re smart enough to pick a fight with someone your own size. Not that it matters!”

[He throws a punch with a snarl]

[SFX: An ice shield forming]

[His fists collide with your ice armor and you see the skin on his knuckles come away. He snarls harder, and just keeps punching]

[S] “I’M GONNA PUNCH THROUGH THIS STUPID ICE SHIELD EVENTUALLY, AND THE SECOND I DO-!”

[Pause?!]

[S] “I’M GONNA COOK YOUR STUPID PRETTY FACE RIGHT OFF!”

[Pause~]

[He turns red. Well, redder]

[S] “PRETTY UGLY! I MEANT PRETTY UGLY!”

[SFX: Fire and ice being traded with the utmost disrespect]

[Your fellow Ice Elementals cheer you on. His fellow Fire Elementals generally cheer him on, but also lose their minds laughing any time you get a hit in]

[SFX: A powerful fire eruption]

[H] “THAT IS ENOUGH!!”

[You both stop, mid-swing, as the Hunter looks at both of you coldly]

[H] “Alright, that’s it, you two are getting the worst humiliation that this academy can offer two students who refuse to get along. I will not tolerate violence, I will not tolerate this bias and discrimination, and I WILL not tolerate fighting on this sacred ground where I lost them!”

[The hall falls silent as the Hunter quickly hides his eyes]

[...]

[S] “I… I’m sorry, sir…”

[H] “They need rest if they are to come back one day…”

[He rests a hand over his heart with an anguished, quiet sigh]

[H] “...They gave me everything they could to keep this dream alive… So, please…”

[Pause]

[You offer your hand to Scorch but he slaps it away and rumbles to his feet with a grunt]

[S] “...What’s this dumb punishment, then?”

[Pause?]

[H] “Oh, simple.”

[SFX: Fire magic]

[He gestures and a wall of cold, blue fire spreads around the two of you]

[S] “What the fuck?! Blue fire?!”

[Pause?!]

[H] “You can leave at any time… after you hug it out.”

[Pause?!]

[S] “No fucking way am I hugging this Snowflake! More like SnowFAKE!”

[Pause?!?!]

[S] “YEAH, MAYBE I DO WANNA FUCKING GO AGAIN-!”

[The crowd is now chanting ‘Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!’]

[H] “Students! It is time to go to class, so march! These two can handle their business as they see fit.”

[He shoots you both a look]

[H] “Be it as adults… or children.”

[SFX: Everyone hurrying off to class/the swirling fire magic]

[...]

[Scorch huffs]

[S] “No, YOUR mom…”

[...]

[S] “...”

[Pause?]

[S] “The shampoo I use? Yeah, it’s got mint in it, but you’re probably smelling the scale polish. Check it-”.

[He pops his robe open like it’s no big thing and faint patches of scales glitter from his skin]

[Pause!]

[S] “Yup! Check those scales… Part copper dragon, baby, which is why I’m gonna kick your ass-!”

[Pause!!!]

[S] “Oh right, I forgot underwear today… Well… D-Don’t look at my junk, you weirdo!”

[Pause?!?!]

[S] “WELL I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU’RE MEANT TO LOOK AT IT WHILE IT’S RIGHT THERE, DAMN!!!”

[...]

[S] “...”

[...]

[S] “...Bet mine’s bigger.”

[Alright, that’s it!]

[SFX: A robe being flung open]

[S] “BRO! BRO, CLOSE THE ROBE, I DON’T WANNA SEE-! Wait, is that a tat?”

[Pause.]

[S] “Snake god tat?”

[Pause!]

[S] “Nice choice! I’ve got one on my hip, check it!”

[He twists to show you. It’s a pretty sweet tat]

[Pause!]

[S, with a grin] “Yeah it came out really good. But man, she kept hitting bone, and I was like- HEY, WAIT NO! NO! I’M STILL MAD AT YOU!”

[Pause?!]

[S] “YES, I DO FIND SNOWBALLS IN MY GULLET THAT OFFENSIVE! THAT SHIT HURTS!”

[...]

[The angriest man alive pauses as you issue the last thing he was expectign]

[S] “You’re… sorry? How come?”

[Pause]

[S] “You didn’t know it hurt if we inhale it like that? Huh… Yeah, fair…”

[Pause…?]

[Scorch huffs, arms folded]

[S] “Mrlhlrr, fine… I’m tired of being in here, too. Just… Fuckin’, bring it in, I guess… fucking dumbass.”

[You both hug. It is remarkably awkward with how much heat he’s putting out]

[SFX: The wall of fire receding]

[S] “Bluh, there. Face out of my pecs, Snowflake… We’re not friends, and if I catch you by yourself, I’m kicking your ass properly. Got it?”

[Pause~]

[To your surprise, he grins]

[S] “Looking forward to it, huh? Heh… I like you… NOT!”

[He tosses back his wild hair with a laugh, flips you the bird, and strides off]

[...]

[You’re gonna really get him good next time, you’ve decided]

[To be continued]