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Context: Your friendly neighborly Witch is being accused of a crime she didn't commit. She goes peacefully to allow the investigation to be taken place.
Tags: [F4M] [Reverse comfort] [Falsely accused] [Wholesome] [Royal listener]
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[Scene opens up in the witch's cabin]
***
[SFX: Boiling pot]
"*Humming* Just a few more ingredients and I think we'll be all set."
[SFX: Knocking on the door]
"Oh, a visitor."
[SFX: Opening door]
"Hello?"
[She notices a suspicious amount of guards and knights]
"*Facepalm* Let me guess, the King is having a little trouble with his...irritated skin again?"
[The guards unravels a piece of paper]
"Oh, something a little more serious."
[The guard starts reading the charges]
"Wait, what are you talking about?"
[The other guards come into your home]
"Wait, Stop! This is an invasion's of privacy!"
[The guard finishes reading the charges.]
"Hold it....HOLD IT. I'll let you guys in and check around, but pleases. Don't make a mess."
[They all shrug and the final guard enters]
"Now please, before you destroy my living quarters. What the heck is going on?"
[The guard asks if she heard the charges]
"Well clearly not. You guys just coming in like you own the place."
[SFX: Paper shuffling]
"Let's see here; "Dear local witch you are being charge with the following crimes; Robbing the sick, attacking the elderly, HARMING THE CHICKENS AND DOGS?!" Really guys. You know me. I'm an avid animal lover."
[The guard ask you to continue reading]
"Okay, let's see what else I'm being charged with; "Amounts other thievery you are being charged with...*Softly spoken* positioning water wells...scaring horses...*Back to normal* Scaring children and threatening that I will eat them?" Come on guys, that is such a cliché."
[The guard asks if she will be willing to visit the king willingly]
"*Sigh* All right, but can I get my cat first? Just so you don't accidently step on his tail?"
[They nod]
"Okay...Trout? Come here boy."
[SFX: Meowing]
"Ah, there you are. Come here baby."
[She lifts up her cat]
"Now gentleman. I will peacefully go see the king. I just that after you are done searching, you kindly return things the way you found them?"
[They all look at each other]
"Please, it's not only for your own safety; but mine as well. I don't want any herbs that I use to take care of some...unpleasant weeds mixed in with the herbs that I use to make my soup."
[One of them tries to moves the cauldron]
"Don't touch that!...It's still hot. At least wait about ten minutes before attempting to move it."
[She strokes her cat]
"Contrary to what you guys are accusing me of. I do care about you."
[They agree]
"Thank you. Now then, off to the king."
[SFX: Marching]
[You march all the way to the kings Courtroom]
"Okay, this will hopefully not take too long."
[SFX: doors opening]
"Good day Your Majesty."
[The king waives you in]
"So, there seems to be some sort of misunderstanding."
[You ask if the charges were read]
"Indeed the charges have been read to me."
[You ask if she was willing to go peacefully]
"Well...as peaceful as coming here to talk to you."
[You ask if there is anything that you wish to say to all of us]
"As a matter of fact I do have something to say."
[You give her the floor]
"Thank you. *Clears throat* Now your Majesty. We go way back, back when we both were little. I have to ask you, as someone who knows my character more than anyone else. Am I capable of doing the horrendous things that the court is currently accusing me of?"
[Pause]
"You of all people should know that when this kingdom had suffered from many diseases who was there at your beckoning right up front?"
[Pause]
"Not to mention the promise that your father made to my mother, a modest little home. On the outskirts of the kingdom."
[Pause]
"If it's a matter of my loyalty, it is indeed with the crown. More importantly, why would I; a mere witch go out of her way to ruin her reputation in such a manner that would cause me to be ran out of the only place that would welcome me with open arms."
[Pause]
"With your permission, could I talk to you in private?"
[You ponder for a moment]
"Please, if not for an old friend?"
[You dismiss the guards]
"Thank you sire."
[The guards leave]
"Just one second..."
[SFX: Door shutting]
"Okay...now. What the heck is going on?"
[You ask her to calm down]
"Calm down? Calm down?! You accuse me of a bunch of crimes that you and I both know is hogwash. So, I'll ask again; What is goin on here?"
[You explain the situation]
"*Facepalm* So let me get this straight; A bunch of neighboring kingdoms say that they saw a witch matching my descriptions doing all this heinous things?"
[You nod]
"And that I flew away in my "Magical broom"?"
[You nod again]
"Well, there's your proof."
[You raise an eyebrow]
"Come on. You and I go back a few years. Have you ever seen me ride a broom?"
[You shake your head]
"Exactly, there in it is the proof."
[You do say that she has to stay for a while]
"Figures. They probably knew we were close friends. If you didn't bring me in; someone else would."
[You get closer to her]
"Listen, I know your the king and all. Is there any way thought that you could not send me to the dungeon?"
[You said that you said to the other kingdoms that you would send her there]
"*Eyes watering up* Please, your majesty. If our friendship means anything. Anything at all, you wouldn't send me there. I'm begging you."
[You say she doesn't understand]
"I don't understand? What pray tell do I not understand? I go in quietly, without a fuss and what's my reward for that? The dungeon."
[You say your not going to send her there.]
"*Wiping tears* R-really? You mean it?"
[You do say that she has to lay low]
"I take it that means I cannot go back home right away."
[You look down]
"I...I understand."
[Pause]
"So, where am I going to be stationed?"
[You say the highest tower]
"The highest tower...Wait, the same highest tower that you grew up in? You slept in? You...*Blushing* I don't know if I can stay there."
[You say she has to]
"Really? there is no other option?"
[You look down again]
"Okay...I can see you thought this through."
[You say that you'll look after her cat]
"Thanks. I appreciate it."
[She lifts up the cat]
"Now you be good for the king Trout. He's an old friend of mine."
[Trout looks at her with doubt]
"Hey, no need to give me that look. Were just...friend. Yeah, just friends."
[She hands you the cat]
[SFX: Cat purring]
"Aw, he like's you."
[You stroke the cat gently]
"I'm trusting you with him. So please don't let me down."
[You thank her for understanding]
"I...also appreciate you believing that it wasen't me."
[You say that you knew through the testimony]
"Oh, through the testimony? I take it it's because of me flying on the broom claim?"
[You nod]
"I appreciate you not telling anyone though. I think if I had a choice of letting that cat out of the bag...Sorry trout, or get the accusations followed up. I'll take my chances with the latter rather than the former."
[Pause]
"I'll trust that you'll find the truth?"
[You nod]
"Thanks...Welp off to the tower."
[She walks outside the doors and walks to the tower as it fades to black]
[To be continued...?]
Note: Probably do a part 2 later this week or early next. Hope you enjoy and have a lovely day/night
Edit: It came to my attention of a development in the background with it being in line with historical accuracy. currently cannot change it on the title, but in the tag and future tags. I do plan to change it to Royal listener.
The person in question figure I change king to lord or grand duke...If however you want to keep the King listener, your also welcome to that...Since I added on the usage "You may tweak...The script" That also goes with reading...Thank you.
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