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Context: Your arch nemesis is robbing a bank, but you two don't give your usual quips. So she pulls you aside and ask what's up?
Tags: [F4M] [Wholesome] [Enemies to something more?] [Reassurance] [Comfort] [Superhero listener] [Tsundere]
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[Scene opens up with the Supervillain in the van]
***
"Okay, you got this. Think bad...think really bad."
[She breaths in and out]
"Let's do this."
[SFX: Van doors opening]
[She storms out with her men as they enter the bank]
"All right Ladies and Gentleman; you know the drill. All valuables, jewelry, money and other miscellaneous objects of worth in the bags."
[She stands up on one of the teller stations]
"Come on now. Chop chop."
[They start emptying what is in the drawers]
"Is that all?"
[You say that's all that their cleared to give]
"Of course. Security protocol. *Facepalm* Bring out the manager of this bank."
[The goons bring out the manager]
"Thank you for your cooperation. Now, empty the rest of the money."
[They hand one of the teller's the keys and they unlock the rest of the money]
"That's it, be a good teller and help us with our...Withdraw."
[She chuckles a little]
"Now, is that all?"
[She looks to the safety deposit boxes]
"Oh, how can I forget those safety deposit boxes. Open them."
[They open them and start emptying them out]
"That's it...just keep it going and-Woah, woah, woah. Are those deeds to people's houses?"
[The teller nods]
"Put them back."
[one of the goons ask why?]
"Why? Why?! Were bank robbers, not monsters."
[Pause]
"Seriously what type of degenerate do you guys take me for?"
[You enter the bank]
"Ah~. Right on cue. My arch-nemesis. Come to stop me again?"
[You tell her nonchalantly to stop right there.]
"...Okay, a little bit odd. I can work with it though."
[She lets out an evil laugh]
"Do you really think that I haven't thought out my plan long enough to expect you trying to ruin another bank robbery~?"
[You say in a melancholy voice that she won't get away with this]
"...*Sigh* Your really ruining the moment her buddy. Come on, where's the Charisma? Where's the Swagger? Where's anything."
[She steps down from the desk]
"You know what? I need a moment."
[SFX: Bag being pushed aside]
"Here hold this!"
[She walks up to you]
"...And you, follow me."
[She brings you into the managers office]
[SFX: Door shutting]
"All right, out with it. What's up?"
[you say nothing]
"Don't give me that "Nothing" routine. We've been arch-nemesis's for years. When you started out as a superhero, I was your first Supervillain."
[You ask why does she care?]
"Why do I care? Well,...it's just...you and I would have so much fun. I give my villain speech, you give your heroic speech. We use to work off well with one another."
[You insist that your fine]
"Now, I'm just going to call you out on that. Your not fine."
[You say that you are]
"No your not."
[You insist that you are]
"Okay, let's say that you are fine. Let's try that speech one more time. If I'm right, we'll go back here into this office and get through with this."
[SFX: Door opening]
"Now show me what you got champ."
[The two of you walk out and she gets back on top of the desk.]
"Dude, the bag."
[The goon hands her the bag]
"Sorry about that ladies and gentleman, now where were we?"
[One of the teller say that the Superhero just said you won't get away with this.]
"Oh, right. Thank you. *Whispers* You won't get away with this. *Clears throat* Oh, you poor simple Hero. I already have gotten away with this~. And there nothing that you can do to stop-"
[You start to cry]
"All right. That's it! Back in the office."
[She steps back down and hands the bag to the goon again]
"I am so sorry that you had to see us like this."
[SFX: Door slamming]
"I knew it. I knew it! There is something wrong. So, out with it."
[You try wiping away the tears]
"Come on, pull yourself together."
[You try breathing in and out]
"Ugh! This is getting us nowhere."
[SFX: Shuffling through the drawers]
[You ask what is she doing?]
"Well, clearly I'm looking for some tissues. Don't want you wiping your tears or nose with that outfit of yours."
[She finds the tissues]
"A-Ha. There you are."
[She comes back around and hands them to you]
"There now, just take some and blow."
[You blow your nose]
"Now are you going to tell me or what?"
[You again ask why does she care?]
"Come on, the two of us have history. You can't honestly tell me the other Supervillains don't do this to you."
[You ensure her that they don't]
"So...wait. I'm the only Supervillain that would do this for you?"
[You nod]
"Wow dude. I'm...I'm sorry."
[Pause]
"Is there anything that I can do now, that might help?"
[You are hesitant to ask]
"Come on, anything is on the table...within reason of course."
[You ask really?]
"Hey, I may be a villain but I'm not completely heartless. Anything, just name it."
[You ask if she's ok with going down without a fight]
"Wha-going down without a fight?! You really ask me to go down without a fight! Did I hear that correctly?"
[You nod trying to still pull yourself together]
"Okay, fine. I'll go down without a fight. I can see your head is just not in it. You owe me though."
[You try to control yourself and ask what does she want?]
"Well for starters; This? Your going to have to explain it to me."
[You ask why]
"Well, I'm going down without a fight. I think I at least deserve to know why?"
[You nod]
"Alright. Good. Is that all you want?"
[You ask if she could offer one more thing]
"Yup. Figure as much. What else do you want?"
[You ask if she is comfortable with giving you a hug.]
"A hug? Really? Really? You want a hug?"
[You nod]
"...and your asking if I'm comfortable with giving you one."
[You nod again]
"Just one second."
[SFX: Shutting the shades]
"Just...this...once. You also got to promise me that you won't tell anyone."
[You agree]
"Okay, since you agreed; bring it in here."
[She gently hugs you and rubs your back]
"All right, big guy. Just let it all out. All this bad feelings that you have pent up. Just let it out."
[She hears you gently crying on her shoulder]
"Shh...There you go. Just bring it out...so that next time we meet, you can give me a proper butt whopping."
[You gently hug her]
"That's it...nice and easy."
[You apologize for this]
"Well, just promise me a proper fight next time and well call it even."
[You also promise that you will tell her what's going on]
"I'm going to hold you to that. If you don't tell me what's going on, I'll think that it was me that cause you to break down like that."
[You thank her again]
"Hey, don't sweat it. Just remember what I said ok?"
[You nod]
"Okay, good."
[SFX: Pulling up the shades]
[SFX: Door opening]
"Now let's just wrap this up."
[The two of you walk back out there]
"Okay, everyone. Sorry for the wait. We give up."
[The goons groan]
"Hey! I don't want to hear any lip from any of you."
[SFX: Police sirens]
"Ah~. Music to my ears. Well guys, hand back the sacks of valuables."
[The police arrive and handcuff all the robbers]
[SFX: Handcuffs closing]
"Welp, I guess our fun is done for today."
[The goons get lead out]
"Wait officers, there's something I need to say to my arch-nemesis."
[The begrudgingly agree]
"Thank you."
[She leans in]
"When your read to talk, I'm here. No rush though."
[She leans back]
"Okay officers, lead us away."
[They take her away]
"By the way officers, is it meatloaf tonight or casserole tonight?"
[She walks out as it fades to black]
[To be continued...?]
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