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Context: You wonder the woods after a nasty breakup only to find yourself in a Drider web
Tags: [F4M] [Spicy] [Comfort] [Wholesome] [Kissing] [Hugging]
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[Scene opens up with you wondering the woods]
***
[SFX: Ruffled leaves]
"Oh, what do we have here~? A human walking alone in the forest~?"
[Pause]
"No response eh~? Perhaps I should eat you where you stand~."
[SFX: Ziplining]
"Now I got you right where I want you~. My dear, precious human~."
[Pause]
"So tell me, what bring you into the woods at this late of an hour?"
[Pause]
"Still not talking eh? Well, we'll see about that~"
[She gets closer to you and you see her]
"Now human are you afraid~?"
[You shrug]
"Really? A shrug? Not really the response I was looking for...let's move on."
[She clears her throat]
"Now, human trapped in my web; Are you not the slightest concerned that I will eat you up~?
[You look down and shake your head]
"Oh~? Perhaps you had a death wish~? Why not tell me what ever is the matter~?"
[You say she's better off eating you]
"Better off eating yo-Ugh. Come on, your ruining this for me! It's one of the few times I can have fun with you humans."
[She sighs as she frees you from her web]
"You know what, just go. You ruined the moment."
[Pause]
"Did I stutter? Go!"
[You don't move]
"Um...are you ok?"
[She lifts up your chin to see you crying]
"*Gasp* Oh my goodness. I...I didn't realize you were that upset."
[She sits next to you and hands you a tissue]
"Here buddy."
[You blow in it and thank her]
"Sure. Um...I hope you don't mind me asking, but what happened?"
[You explain to her that you broke up with your girlfriend]
"Oh. I see, yeah. That would probably do it."
[Pause]
"If your ok with talking about it, you want to discuss it?"
[You explain to her the situation]
"Woah. Didn't see that coming."
[She stretches a little]
"Well, I guess this kind of explains how you were not phased by me threating to eat you."
[She leans in]
"And just between us, I'm not the biggest fan of humans. At least, eating them."
[You ask why]
"Well, humans are kind of like broccoli or Brussel sprouts in the sense of taste for Driders."
[She gets closer]
"Anyways, hearing the way you broke up with her...and finding out your best friend was dating her on the side...Dude, that's rough."
[You ask if that's the reason why she won't eat him]
"Well, one of the reasons why I won't eat you. To be real with you for a moment, If I ate or devour if you prefer every guy that was depressed over their breakup with their girlfriend; I'd have enough meat to feed the entire Drider community."
[She rubs your back]
"Although, if I had a situation like yours...I'd probably only able to feed the Tri state area. Not as big, but still a lot."
[You ask if this happens often]
"Well, yeah. The humans get all mopey, and try to find a Drider nest. Only to be met with the same response that I am giving you."
[You ask her about the Ara~ Ara~ Voice]
"What, you don't like my "Ara~, Ara~" Voice? I think it's a nice touch personally."
[You ask why]
"I heard from some other humans for exchange for their lives, how to properly "Lure in" other humans. Honestly, it kind of worked."
[Pause]
"I know that look, your wondering outside of humans, what do we capture?"
[pause]
"The thing is, we don't normally capture humans...at least not as often as you think. We primarily go after other prey, you know; Deer, wild turkeys, raccoons, etc. etc."
[Pause]
"The thing with humans, is they are just too much of a hassle to capture. Think of it as "Predators not wanting to seek out other predators" If that makes any sense."
[You say it kind of does]
"I mean, if were desperate, we'll hunt anything. That's the thing though. IF, were desperate."
[You ask so why do all the hunting humans act]
"The thing is...we also get really bored. Messing with you humans are just the way we get our kicks."
[Pause]
"I mean, you try spending all day waiting for prey. You get pretty bored as well too right?"
[You nod]
"Exactly, not to trail too far off. But about your situation, did you want to talk about it?"
[You shake your head]
"Okay, we don't have to talk about it. Is there anything you want to do though?"
[You shrug]
"Well, I guess that is to be expected. Tell you what, If your interested and only if your interested. I can lend you some help with the dating life, maybe give you some pointers."
[You look at her with confusion]
"Oh, come on. I maybe a drider, but I'm also a girl as well. I think that maybe you just need a little bit of confidence back in you."
[She puts her hand on your shoulder]
"Trust me, It'll get better. It might take a while, and I can't say for certain when. It will get better though."
[You ask her how is she so certain]
"How am I so certain? Well, call it a six sense that I have. Just something seems...genuine with you."
[You look down slightly relieved]
"Tell you what, since you came all this way, expecting some monster to eat you; I won't let you leave empty handed."
[She grabs you and leans in closely]
"Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit~."
[She giggles as she kisses you lovingly]
"There now, feel better~."
[You nod and blush]
"*Giggle* Good~, but before you go. There is one last thing I wanted to give you~."
[She giggles again as she bites her lip gently]
"Ta-Da. A hug."
[She laughs a little]
"I bet you thought I was going to do something dirty to you huh? *Laughing* Don't worry, I won't let your head go to the gutters for long."
[She leans down her head on your shoulder and gently whispers in your ear]
"I will say this though...I do mean what I say, a guy like you; there's bound to be a girl who would love you. Don't let this...very messy break up bring you down."
[She leans back]
"Just remember...You matter."
[She sets you down again]
"Now, run off. Try not to fall into any trap doors."
[You look at her with confusion]
"What? Not all of us are driders. Some of us spider girls love trapping our prey with trap doors."
[You thank her and run off]
"Man, I do hope he finds someone better that that...nasty piece of work."
[She walks back into the darkness as it fades to black]
[The end]
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