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Part 3 (ScriptBin) ; Part 3 (Google Docs)
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Key:
( ) = Verbal Sound Effect
[ ] = Added Sound Effect
* * = Silent Insert
{ } = Line Delivery
Red Hot
[winter ambiance]
You know what snake?
*listener allows*
Iām starting to think that this whole following you thing might have been a mistake.
*listener comments*
I know I asked to come with you, but I had no idea your big plan was to trudge in one direction until we collapsed from exhaustion!
*listener offers*
Obviously, Iām not going to just leave you! What would you have me do, fly off in some other random direction? At least this way, Iāll get to eat you when you die, and then fly off on a full stomach!
*small pause*
Speaking of full stomachs, I think I may be literally starving to death. I havenāt eaten anything since those pizza bites and itās really starting to take a toll. I canāt imagine youāre doing much better.
*listener muses*
Well, Iām just saying that, maybe, if we moved a little quieter, we could actually catch a mountain goat or a deer girl or something!
*listener comments*
{loudly}
I am not the one scaring all the prey away!
*listener accepts*
Hey, I know that when you say it like that, you donāt actually mean it! You probably think that my talking is whatās spooking all the food when it is clearly you and your absurdly massive tail.
*listener retorts*
Obviously, Iām not calling you fat! Weāre edging in on starvation! Excess body fat would be a plus, if anything.
*small pause*
Do you at least know where weāre going?
*listener diverts*
Ugh, here we go again. Fine! Letās keep pretending you have the foggiest idea where weāre going besides āwarmerā. Is it at least close?
*listener responds*
Well, if itās not, then maybe we should consider widening our menu. There are two of us after all, and Iāve still got some strength left. Maybe we could take on a bear, or a pack of wolves, or, maybe even some wolf-kin if we played our cards right.
*listener speaks*
I just think itās worth considering! Iād rather die trying to secure some food than succumb to the elements!
*listener states*
Wonāt have to do either? What are youā?
*listener points*
Oh. Oh! One of those, human nests! An isolated one too! Looks sturdy.
*small pause*
Wait, did you really know about this place the whole time, or did you just get lucky?
*listener moves*
Hey, wait! You canāt rush ahead to avoid answering me!
*listener continues*
Your silence is very telling, snake! Now move over!
*listener speaks*
Please, if anyone is going in first, itās me. Now, how do you open this thing?
*listener teases*
No, I donāt need-!
*small pause*
You know what, no. I do need help. I am too hungry and too cold to care about appearances. Be my guest, snake.
*small pause*
[doorknob rattles]
What are you doing?
[doorknob rattles]
Wait, was this your big plan to get in? Shake the wall and hope it opens like the box did?
*listener states*
Oh, Iām sure this worked last time. Definitely.
[doorknob rattles]
Stop. Youāre giving me a headache. If we canāt get in with your weird hand jiggling, then weāll simply be forced to be a little creative, wonāt we?
*listener questions*
What am I talking about? Watch and learn, snake.
(grunt of effort)
[window shatters]
Ha! Just like a beehive! Except with way less honey. Then again, less stings too so I think it breaks even.
*listener comments*
[winter ambiance stops]
[fireplace ambiance starts]
Oh, hardy har har. Now, is there usually any food in these weird, human boxes, or are we still going to starve to death?
*listener comments*
We just have to look around? That is so much more annoying than you simply finding it for me, you know that?
*listener states*
No, that does not mean Iām not going to look! If I donāt keep an eye on you, you might take all the good stuff for yourself!
*listener assures*
Oh yes, I definitely believe you. Iām sure you wouldnāt-!
[shotgun clicks]
*small pause*
Snake, did your tail just make a weird clicking sound? Because I could swear that sounds exactly like-?
[gunshot]
Goddess! Itās an ambush!
[gunshot]
(pained yell)
That burns! Where did that-!
[gunshot]
A human?! You picked nest with a human still in it?!
[snake hisses]
Yeah, yeah just-!
[gunshot]
Just keep it wrapped up! Iāll kill it!
[gunshot]
[human scream]
There.
(deep breaths)
Well, at least we have something to eat, right?
(pained groan)
*listener asks*
No, Iām fine. I just-
(wince)
It just nicked my wing. Thatās all.
*small pause*
(wince)
Goddess above, this nest stings just as much as a beehive! Maybe more!
*listener offers*
No justā¦ just go make sure there arenāt any other humans around here planning on finishing us off. Iāll be right behind you, I justā¦ need a second.
*pause*
Snake? I take it you-
(wince)
I take it you didnāt find anything else to try and kill us?
*listener confirms*
Thatās good.
(deep breath)
Say, why arenāt you moreā¦ hurt? You took most of the attack if Iām not mistaken.
*listener states*
Oh, your scales. Yeah, thatā¦ that makes sense. A little. Or, maybe Iāve lost too much blood to tell it doesnāt.
*small pause*
(groan)
Well snake, I think you won. This nest will keep you warm, youāve got plenty to eat, and Iām not going to be around much longer. Congratulations.
*listener asks*
Iā¦ I canāt feel my wing. And the blood isnāt stopping. I donāt think Iām going to make it out of this one.
*listener approaches*
Hey, I know I just resigned myself to death, but that doesnāt mean you get to kill me. Donāt get any funny ideas now.
*listener continues*
I mean it snake! Stay-!
[snake coils]
Wow. I canāt even fight back anymore. I think Iām in shock.
(chuckle)
Looks like this is all ending just like it started. Me, seeking shelter, and you, wrapping me up. If I didnāt know any better, Iād say you had a thing for this little power dynamic.
*listener jokes*
Do it. Before I change my mind and get you first.
*listener objects*
No? What are you talking about?
*listener moves*
(groan)
Could you have laid me here any rougher? Way to kick an owl while itās down.
*small pause*
What are you doing?
*listener states*
I see that snake, but I donāt think licking my wound is going to do much of anything. If youāre aiming for a meal, you could at least do me the courtesy of not eating me alive. If you want to be really nice, you could tear something off that human so I can get a final meal.
*listener offers*
You have something better? Snake, my ears are ringing, and my vision is blurring, so I cannot even begin to understand what youāre implying.
*listener gives*
Youā¦ you found some more pizza bites. Wow. Iā¦
*pause*
Thank you. How long do I get to eat these before you eat me?
*listener denies*
Youāre not going to eat me? Well, thatās very nice of you. Not that it matters much. I donāt have much time left. I can feel my soul, slipping away into the goddessā plush embrace. Iām just going to close my eyes and-!
(pained yelp)
Hey! Whatās the big idea?!
*listener continues*
You saw a human do this before? And what makes you think that tying up my wing will be even remotely applicable now?
*listener speaks*
Come on! I was winding down! Getting all tired, trying to see the light, meet the goddess! You canāt torture me in my dying moment!
*listener denies*
I am so dying! Plain and simple!
*listener disagrees*
Not if you have anything to say about it? Oh, come on snake! Itās no secret you arenāt the fondest of me, but please, let me die in peace! Donāt make me be entertainment or whatever other sadistic thing your lizard brain cooked up!
*listener states*
Oh really? Well then snake, answer me this. Why the change of heart? Why help me?
*listener affirms*
{surprised}
Do you really mean that?
*listener teases*
Hey! I am not blushing! Some lamia I barely know saying they donāt one hundred percent hate my guts, isnāt enough to get to me! Thereās probably just blood on my face or something! We are natural enemies, just trying to survive. Nothing more!
*listener asserts*
In this together?
(fake laugh)
Thatās rich coming from you. If I remember correctly, youāre the one who tried to leave me back in the box!
*listener corrects*
No! I distinctly remember, I offered we team up, you rejected it, and then when I opened the box, you came crawling back!
*listener asserts*
Justā¦ just shut up, okay? Let me die in peace.
*listener denies*
I am dying! If not from that humanās weird stick then from your talking! Let me rest! Let me drift off!
*listener states*
Yeah, whatever, check in whenever you want. Iāll be long dead by the time you next see me. See if I care.
*listener assures*
Thanks for the food, snake. Itāll make a fitting last meal.
*listener objects*
I am dying! Iām fading away as we speak! Goodbye world! Iām dead!
*listener denies*
Yeah yeah, justā¦ go, somewhere else. I donāt know.
*listener greets*
Yes. Bye, forever!
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