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[Flirty] Hey, beautiful.

[Nervous] Wait, why are you looking so sad all of a sudden? Please tell me you aren’t missing your friends and family again. You know they never really appreciated you, and I don’t see why you would need anyone else when you have — oh, it’s not that? [Slightly Embarrassed] Good, I’m glad. Because they didn’t deserve you anyway. So, what is it, then?

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[Confused] You’re feeling insecure? Why?

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Oh, no, I don’t mean to minimize your feelings or anything. I just don’t get it. [Loving] You’re perfect.

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Nobody’s perfect? The person who said that obviously never met you.

[Intense.] You. Are. Perfect.

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[Gentle, chiding] Hey! Don’t talk like that. No one is allowed to insult my soulmate, not even my soulmate. Honestly, how could you think that about yourself? Did someone tell you that? [Darkly] Who?

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I’m sorry, but “literally all of society” is a little vague. I need names. Addresses, if you have them. Really, any sort of identifying information.

What? Don’t look at me like that. You know I promised not to kill anyone else unless I had a really good reason. So you have nothing to worry about. Just tell me their names, and I’ll make it better.

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Really? You’re sure no one said anything to you? This is all coming from your own head? I see. I just…don’t understand why.

[Sweetness transitioning to full Yandere insanity] I mean, you know how much I love you, right? You know I would die for you. You know I would kill for you…have killed for you. You know I want to keep you all to myself forever and ever and ever and…

[Clears throat]

[Cheerful] Anyway. Do you think I would do all that for just anyone?

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What do you mean “that’s not really about me”? Of course, it’s about you. Everything is about you. My whole life. My whole world. [Intense] Everything.

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[Disbelieving] You think I imprinted on you. What, like a duckling? Well, yes, my initial attraction toward you was [Infatuated] sudden and powerful and incredible, and you are the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. But the more I watched you, the more things I fell in love with. If you weren’t…you…I wouldn’t feel this way. I wouldn’t need you the way I do.

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Darling, trust me, I am not the only person who’s ever felt this way about you. So many people wanted you. You were just so sweet and innocent, and you’ve always been so hard on yourself. So you couldn’t see it. That’s why I had to take you away. [Teasing] And no, I’m not just jealous. I mean, maybe a little, but that’s a totally normal reaction when someone tries to steal something that’s mine. Which you are. [Intense] All. Mine.

What do I have to do to prove to you that you’re perfect, and you have nothing to feel insecure about? [Cheerful, excited] I could get a picture of you tattooed on me or I could slash the tires of that guy who was mean to you back in middle school or I could buy you something precious and one-of-a-kind, just like you are.

Ooh! What if I show you the shrine I made for you? I know you had that panic attack the first time you saw it, but to be fair, you were having a really overwhelming day. I’m not sure if you took in all the details. I was so careful when putting it together, and I think it really shows how much I adore every little aspect of you. The feel of your hair, the way you chew your food, the clothes you wear, how you write your name — [Embarrassed] S-sorry. Um, got carried away there.

Would any of that help? No? What can I do, then? And before you say it, letting you go is not an option.

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[Disbelieving, a little breathless] Wait, what? You…would feel even more insecure if I let you go? Because at least I want you? [Loving] Oh, darling, of course I want you. I need you. Only you. Always you.

[Flirty] You like the attention I give you, huh? The way I look at you? The compliments? The way I keep you all to myself? Well, I’m glad you’re settling in. A little worried about you, I guess, but mostly, glad.

You know I would never leave you, right? No matter what you say or do. No matter how much you weigh or how old you get. No matter how much you beg me to go.

[Intense] I will never ever leave you.