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(For the Speaker) You are a god. The most beautiful and humble one, by the way. But the other gods are too embarrassed to admit it. Anyway, one day the gods had a competition on who could create the best human. You made yours out of a piece of your own heart, which was a completely legitimate tactic, but the others didn't agree. Since they were sore losers, they sent your human to Earth, to live a normal human life. YOUR human! The one that you had created! You had never seen someone so magnificent before, except in the mirror, and now they were taken away from you! You rushed to Earth to go retrieve them, but the god of Earth didn't like you trespassing, so you had to put him down by force. The fight took years, which is actually really quick for god-fights, and you easily won. Now it's time to meet your human again and take them home, where they can live a life of luxury with you for all eternity.
(For the Listener) The stranger who is hitting on you is divine. And no, that's not an exaggeration. They really are a god! And oddly obsessed with you for someone so obsessed with themselves.
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