Context: You're a witch attending a regular college. Your boyfriend has been at your side for a short time, now, but he's such a pure soul that it's hard not to feel protective over him. When he tells you about an upcoming game against a supposedly undefeated team, you decide to take a look. What you'll find...? Who knows.

Setting: A college dorm

Tags:[MA4A][Established Relationship][Loving Himbo Boyfriend Speaker][Bookish Witch Listener][Sweet][Reverse Comfort][Supernatural][Himbo City][Insecure][Cuddles][Jock][Confession][L-Bombs][Future Together][Mild Spice][Kisses][CW: Anxiety/Insecurities]

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[Scene opens within a college dorm room]

[SFX: Pages flipping slowly followed by knocking]

[You’re midway through a particularly good tome when someone knocks on your dorm door]

[Pause?]

[H] “Hey, baby, it’s me! Can I come in?”

[Pause]

[H] “...By me I mean Hal. Your boyfriend? I’m still your boyfriend, right?”

[SFX: The door opening]

[He grins at you as the door opens by itself]

[H] “Yay! I love it when you do that ‘no touchy but still moves stuff’ trick. Being a witch has got to be so cool. If I could do spells, I’d save so much money on food, hehe. How’s your day going, hon bun?”

[Pause?]

[His smile turns into a pout]

[H] “...Yeah, I’m sure my dumb, handsome face doesn’t look particularly happy at the moment. Wh-? Hey! It’s not handsome! Wait… fuck! I ran into that one.”

[Pause?]

[H] “...OK, yeah, something is wrong. Can we cuddle first, though? Cause I’m really not sure if I’m about to cry or if I need allergy medication.”

[SFX: The bed creaking]

[H] “Thanks, babe! Incoming!”

[He flops on the bed, and you, without much ceremony]

[SFX: The bed creaking but with renewed rage]

[Pause!]

[H] “Oh! Whoops, my bad, I always forget you’re way smaller than I am, Mmh, but the cuddles… I need all the cuddles I can get.”

[He snuggles into your chest, comically large by comparison]

[H] “...can I tell you a secret?”

[Pause]

[He looks up at you sheepishly]

[H] “How did you know I forgot to do most of my homework again?”

[Pause…]

[He pouts and buries his face back in your chest]

[H] “...I know I always forget. Man, I just can’t catch a break lately. This new team we’re playing against, the Dragons? Totally undefeated. Not a single loss since they were formed, and now we’ve got to go face them, and I know we’re going to lose, and then I’m gonna get kicked out of school and you’ll marry a hot professor or something!”

[Pause :(]

[SFX: Hair pets]

[He lets out a grumble as you run your fingers through his hair]

[H] “Don’t say I’m being silly… You’re my little brainiac, and you can do way better than some big dumb-dumb that can’t even remember to do his schoolwork. All I can remember is to eat and to come and tell you I love you at least three times a day. And to make sure you eat! You NEED to eat, baby! To live!”

[Pause!]

[Again, he grumbles]

[H] “...How much work is it? A lot… Like, at least twenty assignments in each class. I’m sorry!”

[Pause]

[H] “Really…? You’ll help me work through it tonight? Mmhh, are you sure? Cause I don’t want this relationship to just be you bailing me out of trouble any time I mess up… I want you to feel loved and like I’d do anything for you, too.”

[Pause!]

[H] “Really? You do feel that?”

[Pause <3]

[He gives a bashful laugh]

[H] “I guess I did beat up that guy picking on you, yeah.”

[Pause]

[H] “Annnd I always get snacks when we go to the movies.”

[Pause <3]

[H] “And I’m really good in be-wuh, hey!! Baby!!!”

[Pause?]

[He peers up at you, bright red]

[H] “You can’t just say that, it’s… lewd. Even lewder than what that guy kept calling you!”

[Pause?]

[H] “Wait… Wait, he was calling you a ‘witch’?”

[...]

[H] “Did… Did I knock out some guy for being pushy about you being a witch?”

[Pause]

[H] “Oh… Well, whatever. No one gets to make you cry like that! Not while I’m around… Mmh, assuming we somehow win this damned game. Even with all the make-up homework in the world, I don’t think my GPA is good enough to stay in school, you know…?”

[Pause?]

[H] “Is there anything that seems weird about them? I mean… They’re jacked, and fast, and their plays are always good. Plus it seems like the more the cheerleaders root for them, the stronger and faster they get. Maybe they’re all dating a cheerleader and they’re getting secret kiss powers or something. Like I get when you give me smooches before a game!”

[Pause <3]

[H] “Hehe… I mean, the cheerleaders seem nice. Except for their Captain, I guess? I ran into them checking out the campus earlier, and the Captain just kind of sneered at me and said, ‘They’ll let anyone play these days, hm?’. And, like… ow, my feelings…”

[...]

[H] “...You just did that tensing up thing you do when you’re trying to resist cursing someone. Like, with magic, not just with mean words… It’s OK! One mean comment isn’t going to stop me from doing my best when the game happens. We might not have a chance, but we can at least do our best, you know?”

[...]

[H] “...Make me a promise, OK?”

[Pause?]

[H] “If they rescind my scholarships… and I have to go. Do you promise you’ll still love me?”

[Pause <3]

[H] “OK, good… I dunno what I’d do without my best friend to hold me and tell me everything’s going to be alright. Tell me that I’m allowed to be a big, soft creampuff and cry at sappy movies and lose my mind over small animals. You accept me, and… I just don’t think I could ever love anyone like this besides you, you know?”

[<3 <3 <3]

[H] “You really think everything is going to be OK?”

[Pause!]

[He smiles and rumbles as you pet his hair]

[H] “Thanks, babe. You’re sweet as honey, you know that? I’ll go get us some food, grab my books, and then come on back so we can get to work then, yeah? My treat on the food, drinks, whatever you want. And! And! For a limited time, I will throw in all the shoulder rubs and head scritches a witch could ask for!”

[Pause?]

[He laughs]

[H] “AND my firstborn son? You drive a real hard bargain! Should I just, you know, hand him to you when it’s your turn to put him down for a nap, or…?”

[Pause?]

[H] “Of course, I can see myself having a family with you! I mean… I know we’re young and probably shouldn’t have babies in college, but… we can adopt a nice cat together, maybe? Cause I really don’t care that you have magic. You’re not ‘the witch’ to me, you’re my sweet, smart, incredibly protective baby bean whom I love with all of me. Wait… Did I use ‘whom’ right?”

[Pause]

[H] “Haha, YES! Whomst is thy daddy now, Professor Cardrick?!”

[Pause!]

[H] “...No, you’re right. English teachers take it personally. If he somehow is hearing this, I apologize. Please don’t make me try and recite fancy plays again.”

[Pause…]

[H, whispering] “Do you sense his dark presence?”

[...]

[He exhales]

[H] “Phew. Thank goodness. He’s got those teacher eyes, you know? It’s like a Mom glare but without any of the love barely holding them back from throwing you in a lake!”

[Pause <3]

[H] “Listen, my Mom might be tiny, but she could still definitely throw me in a lake. And Dad would totally just shrug while I flailed and sputtered. You know him…, ‘Don’t know what you expected, boy’! Not lakes!”

[Pause!]

[He leans up, eyes twinkling warmly]

“Kiss before I go get all my stuff and you give that annoyed huff through your adorable little nose, please, and thank you?”

[SFX: Smooches]

[H] “Mwah! Thank you, sweetie! I’ll be back ASAP. As studying applies…passionately…? Ahem! Be back!”

[SFX: Him jogging off/the door closing because he’s a good BF and remembers to close doors]

[Pause]

[...]

[SFX: A crow cawing a few times before it fades into a human’s voice]

[C] “Familiar at your service. What do we got, caw? I mean, hm?”

[Pause?]

[Your crow familiar hops on your desk, head tilting]

[C] “A cheerleader? Chhh, what is this, high school? Mean girls?”

[Pause!]

[C] “...they said what to Halford.”

[Pause!!!]

[C] “...Right, we’re annihilating the bitch. I’m on it. Please give my regards to the sweet mountain of muscle.”

[Pause <3]

[SFX: Wings fluttering and taking off]

[To be continued]