Part 1

Context: The neighborhood is a bit of an odd one, but largely safe. You got wind of a new family moving into the somewhat gothic home next door, so you left a gift basket! How thoughtful. You certainly hope your new neighbors will be nice. You've got enough to worry about already as it is.

Setting: Gio's home

Tags:[MM4F][Strangers to Lovers?][Sadodere Vampire Assassin Speaker][Kuudere Vampire Assassin Speaker][Kind Listener][Kuudere][Or Yandere?]["Flirting"][Cold][But Protective][Possessive?][Very Dominant][Supernatural][Mafia Influences][Teasing][Spicy][Dorky][Twins][This Best Not Become a Love Triangle][Mild Lore Drops][CW: Implied Violence]

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[Scene opens in front of Gios’ home]

[SFX: The Listener knocking]

[You’ve wandered over to Gio’s house to see if he wants to spend some time with you. The man that answers the door certainly looks like him, but…]

[V] “...Can I help you?”

[Pause]

[The young man stares down at you for a second or two]

[...?]

[V] “...Here to see…Gio…?”

[He turns and yells back into the bowels of the mansion:]

[V] “HEY GIO! THAT GIRL YOU’RE STALKING IS HERE!”

[SFX: Some crashing and frantic running]

[G] “SILENCE YOURSELF, VINCENZO! I’ll be there in a moment!”

[Vincenzo, you presume, turns back to you with a smile and a nonchalant shrug]

[V] “Hehe, don’t mind, Gio. He takes work so seriously that I think he forgot to grow a personality. He certainly does love to talk about his ‘Princess’, though.”

[Pause]

[G, faintly] “I WILL END YOU, VINCE! I SWEAR IT!”

[Vince rolls his eyes and folds his arms]

[V] “Hehe, gotta love the ‘twinergy’ or whatever the fuck you humans call it. Hey, at least it’s easy to tell me apart. I’m the one with the scar through his right eye.”

[Pause?]

[He laughs a little, so eerily casual]

[V] “Actually got it from fighting a shark. Was sent out to assassinate some dictator, whatever, typical Tuesday. Plane went down in the middle of a feeding frenzy. Shark bit me, I bit back… I really hope sharks can’t be turned because he swam off after. Looked pretty offended.”

[Pause]

[He snaps his fingers in agreeance]

[V] “Yes! It was EXACTLY the same look a cat gives you when you hiss back at it. Kind of… bewildered offense, I guess? Sort of a, “No no, this isn’t how you play the game”, hehe. I guess sharks don’t really have a concept for vampires, do they?”

[Pause]

[G, a little louder] “Curse this impossibly large house… Left at the headless knight, a right at the knight in silver, ah… another headless knight…? VINCE! STOP DECAPITATING THE KNIGHT ARMOR SETS!!!”

[Pause?]

[G, much nicer now] “Do not fret, Princess, I assure you that this sort of behavior is not tolerated. I will be there to greet you shortly!”

[Pause!]

[G] “I disagree, I think it, nnh, IS a big deal! I’ll be there shortly!”

[SFX: Some more faint bumps, curses, and general vamp boy grump noises]

[V] “Pfft, dork. So, what brings you over? You just want to hang with Gio?”

[Pause]

[V] “Oooh, it’s your day off and you wanted to see if he wants to get some lunch with you?”

[Pause]

[V] “That’s cute… He’s been trying to work up the nerve to ask you for weeks now, hmhm.”

[G] “Vincenzo Alessandro Aleo Ricci Sylvanius Agosti!”

[...?]

[Vince shrugs, smiling lazily]

[V] “Mom couldn’t decide on a middle name, hmhm. We don’t really need to worry until he starts swearing in a mix of ancient Greek, German and, for some reason, I still don’t understand, Japanese but only when it pertains to bending me like a faulty blade. Wait! Check this out, I can speedrun that. Hey, Gio?!”

[G] “What?! I’m kind of, nngh, busy here with Patrice!”

[SFX: Serpents faintly hissing and grumpy lion growls]

[G] “PATRICE, I do not care how grumpy you are! Mother said the only way we can keep a chimera in the house is if you behave, so behave!”

[V] “Giooooo. Giovanni. Giorno….”

[G] “WHAT?!”

[V] “Mind if I tell them about your cute little hobbies?”

[SFX: A myriad of inter-linguistic, ballistic swearing]

[Pause…]

[V] “Oh, I’m not being mean… I just think you should know he’s not as rough as he seems. Let’s see… Ah! You should ask him to show you his little ‘Creepy Crawly Recovery Center’. He takes in bugs and snakes and such to nurse them back to health, then lets them go, sweet as can be. If you’re not spooked by such things, of course…”

[Pause!]

[V] “Oh, I’m sure he’d be happy to show you his snake…s. Hmhm, the look on your face!”

[SFX: Gio bursting into the room]

[At long last, Gio bursts into the room, panting, wild-eyed, and a bit snake-bitten]

[G] “AHEM! Mmh. My apologies, Princess, for keeping you waiting. I was in the middle of a mission and was not prepared to greet you.”

[...]

[V, struggling not to laugh] “...Must’ve been a Hell of a mission, dude. You really need to throw out those boxers at some point. You’re sewing in more holes than you’re sewing up.”

[Gio looks down at his lowers for a moment but holds it together]

[SFX: Cloth shuffling]

[He reaches out and grabs a coat from the rack, hurriedly pulling it on]

[G, grumbling] “... My apologies.”

[V] “Heehee, did you get that kid on your team that won’t stop screaming slurs again? Or was it the edge lord that kept talking about death being the ‘great equalizer’ and yammering about his manifesto? Or Paul? If Paul, I hope he’s doing OK with the new kid. He and Spooks deserve the happiness.”

[G, sullen] “Yes. Except for Paul. Paul does send his regards, however. He actually asked about some of your recipes, Princess.”

[Pause!]

[Gio smiles subtly]

[G] ‘I’m glad you are flattered…”

[Pause?]

[His smile turns to a well-hidden blush]

[G] “N-No, that has nothing to do with why I am almost nude…”

[Pause?]

[V, with a laugh] “Did you get so mad you did that thing where you took your shirt off to get into ‘serious mode’?”

[G, more sullen] “...Yes.”

[V, smiling casually] “Fucking nerd. If I agree to take care of the little shit while you go clean up, you think you can stand a lunch date with your very pretty, very patient friend here?”

[G] “...How much to cover me from Mother and her inescapable demand for grandchildren?”

[V] “You clean the kitchen next. Oh, and I get the last slice of pizza for the next two months.”

[Pause]

[Gio exhales through his nose]

[G] “Princess is correct. You are a real ballbreaker, Vince.”

[V] “I am~. Bring me something back from that restaurant I know you’re going to insist on. Pwetty pwease, big bwuvva?”

[G] “There is a house rule on that kind of speak, Vince…”

[V] “Hehehe… Go get a shower, you dick, you reek of gamer rage.”

[Gio sighs]

[G] “...I will be brief. Then, if you’d still allow me, I’d love to take you out to lunch.”

[Pause]

[He offers a bow, glaring at Vince as his little brother giggles]

[G] “Here, a bow for a… Vince, shut your fang hole.”

[V] “I can’t help it! Watching you try to woo a lady is like trying to watch a crow hop toward a lady crow with a watch he stole, hehe. You two have fun. I’ll go deal with Screaming Kid and Edge Lord 3.4. Ta~”.

[SFX: A swarm of bats forming and quickly taking off]

[...]

[Gio shakes his head]

[G] “Please do not say that my little brother seems ‘nice’, I refuse. Give me twenty minutes, if you’d please, and I will be ready. I will meet you at your home, alright?”

[Pause]

[G] “Wonderful. I… look forward to it.”

[SFX: Him hurrying off and the front door closing]

[...His family seems nice]

[To be continued?]

Note: So, you know how Enzo had two stepsisters…