Context: Just another office party. Just another assassination. Time to carry out another typical night, though... Tonight may be a little more interesting than normal.

Setting: An office party

Tags:[M4A][Yandere Seven Deadly Sin Speaker][Intrigued Bodyguard Listener][Assassination][Obsessed][VERY Spicy][Envy][Envy x Human][Flirting?][Soulbound][You're Mine Now][VERY JEALOUS][VERY POSSESSIVE][But Kind of Dorky][Demon][Desire][Fixated][Supernatural][Combat][CW: Violence/Assassination]

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[Scene opens within a fancy office party]

[SFX: Party chatter]

[A very handsome gent in a dark suit stands in the corner, nursing a drink as he watches the crowd]

Hmhmhm… Another office party, another assassination. Typical Friday, enh. Oh, but I have the added treat of seeing my obsession here tonight… Let’s see… Where, where, where… THERE!

[Pause]

There they are… Oh, look at you, look at you…

[SFX: Party music]

All dressed up for this big office party, and with no date…. Shame, that. Well… Really, it’s fortunate for me. Hell knows I don’t need to be distracted by my own nature tonight. You’re here to kill a man, V. Focus.

[You move through the crowd, saying hello and generally trying to appear like a cool and normal human into cool and normal human things]

Mmh… That outfit is really… Ah ah ah, V. We can obsess later. We have all of those new pictures of them to look at as a reward for good behavior.

[Pause]

…What if I just said ‘Hello’ to them?

[Pause]

Now, now, now, V, c’mon! Horns in the game! You know they’d just fall madly in lust with you, and we can’t have that. Let’s see… Where is Mr. Hashimoto… Ah, there he is! Ahh, out to talk about how no one will get any raises because of your bonus, old man? Hmhm… Mmh… I bet they could use some bonus money… Maybe if I…

[SFX: Dark, eldritch whispering]

Oh, for the love of… Yes, ominous voices of the condemned dead, I hear you. I hear you! I know, but… oh, look at them… Mmmh, look. At. them, rrr~

[SFX: More dark, eldritch whispering]

Fellas, listen… If you aren’t used to my horny levels by now, you need to accept you never will be. But, yes, back to business. Our client paid a handsome sum to have the old, cheap playboy killed by my hand… So, let’s see… Ahahahaaaa, THERE he is! The estranged son! Oof, oh, he does not look pleased at all to be here. But, I mean, would any of you be thrilled your abusive prick of a stereotypically emotionally-distant daddy dragged you out to ‘reconcile’, annnd you’re just now realizing you’re only here to make him look good.

[SFX: Party music/chatter]

Hmhmhm, oh yes. Poor boy… You wanted to stand and prove you were the better man, but all of that hatred has eaten you alive over the years. You’re entertaining thoughts of just grabbing the cutting knife for the roast… aren’t you?

[SFX: Ominous dark magic effects]

[His voice takes on an echo]

Feel Envy seep into your veins… There’s so much there already, though, but not enough… Not quite enough, no. You want to be better, but how can you be? He refused to pay child support, he hardly visited, and he forced you to pay for all your own schooling, never once helping you, even a little. You wish you had what he has, don’t you?

[Pause]

All of these people celebrating while you stand in disbelief… Why does he get all of this when you have nothing?

[SFX: Dark whispering]

Just kill him. Look at him, being disgusting with t-... MY darling?!

[SFX: The whispers stopping and the party music at normal volume]

Who the FUCK does that garden gnome hiding in a sack of loose, pockmarked skin think he is putting his hand on their waist?! Ohohooho… no. Absolutely not. Put a pause on the bloodlust, Junior, I’m going to have a chat with daddy dearest first. Have some of the paellas, it’s fabulous.

[He teleports across the room in a flourish of peacock-like green feathers. No one notices]

[SFX: Feathers softly bursting outward]

[You stand with the CEO, Mr. Hashimoto, nodding as he lectures you on this and that. His hand has been on your waist for an uncomfortable amount of time, but briefly jerks away as a man appears before you]

[Pause]

[He smiles with an eerie sweetness at you. His eyes are so green they almost seem to glow]

Hi, the name’s V, big fan. Give me one second, sugar cakes, OK? Ta <3

[The man turns toward Mr. Hashimoto, still smiling]

You and I need to have a little chitty-chatty, Mr. Hashimoto. Long and short of it, you pissed off someone REAL bad, and now I’m here to give them some peace of mind, because Lucifer knows they envied the peace you’ve enjoyed, despite your crimes!

[SFX: A fiery flail being produced and spun]

Now, kindly die!

[SFX: Blades clashing]

[The gent pauses as you dart forward, and stop his flail with a sword]

Oh… Oh, you’re his bodyguard… Mmh, oh, my my my my, you are making this HARD for me, my love!

[Pause!]

Ohoho, no, I will NOT surrender! C’mon, darling, let’s go!

[SFX: A short, flashy battle taking place]

[Your battle is short, but ferocious, ending in a deadlock. You stare each other down, him inches from cutting your throat and you, the same]

Holy shit…

[P-Pause?]

[He meets your gaze again. This time, their burning green glow can’t be missed]

I have to have you… I have to.

[P-Pause…]

[Neither of you has let up the struggle yet]

What will it take? Anything you want that’s within my power, I’ll give it… Wait… Fuck’s sake, right, he ‘owns’ your trust right now, so you’re bound to him in a really asinine way. Hashimoto.

[Mr. Hashimoto looks up at him in terror, barely able to grovel]

If you give them to me, I will spare your life. Once. The moment you foul up again, I’ll come to collect… but, at least, this way, I’m showing your faithful guard dog that you’ll at least have the ‘chance’ to turn your life around and live like a good lil boi. We both know it won’t take you long to fuck it up, though… Will it?

[Pause]

[Mr. Hashimoto babbles something incoherently]

[Pause!!!]

[The entity before you grins, ear-to-ear, almost literally]

Brilliant! Ahh, see, playing nice is the fastest way to save your own life. Now now now, let’s go ahead and stop trying to kill one another, beautiful! You’re all mine now~

[SFX: Dark magic warbling while the party resumes]

[The man helps you stand, eyes calming a little]

Well… Quite the first date, wasn’t it, darling? You fight well for a human!

[Pause!]

[He grins excitedly and takes your hands]

Oh, I am so excited! I just need to do one thing before we leave. Otherwise-

[SFX: A stabbing. Chaos]

[Before you can react, Mr. Hashimoto’s son sprints across the floor and stabs his father violently]

[SFX: More stabbing]

[You both turn and watch the rather violent stabbing behind you. The gent raises his eyebrows before he turns back to you]

Oops. Well, I can’t control others murdering their estranged fathers, can I? C’mon, darling! The night is young!

[With that, the demon called Envy throws an arm around your waist and you two are off]

[To be continued?]