Context: It is near the end of your life, and death has come for you. Not willing to fight, you offer him a cup of tea before he takes you away

Tags: [M4A] [Wholesome] [Reverse comfort]

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[Scene opens up with you sitting in your favorite chair waiting for the kettle to whistle]

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[SFX: wind gently blowing]

"Ah, a new soul to take. This one is ripe for the picking as well."

[The figure approaches you]

"Hello, mortal."

[You respond with hello death]

"Oh, I guess there is no need for introductions then. Yes, you are correct mortal, I...Am...Death..."

[You ask if he wants to sit down]

"Your offering me to sit?"

[Death gets closer to you]

"Are you trying to trick me in order to flee?"

[You say that you have no intention of fleeing]

"No intention of running huh? So tell me moral, do you fear DEATH?!"

[You say that you respect him]

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. Respect and fear are two totally different things my mortal."

[you ask if you would be allowed to rephrase it then]

"A chance for redemption I see~. Very well, you may rephrase what you meant."

[You say "Memento Mori" to which death cackles]

"Memento Mori? Memento Mori?"

[He whispers in you ear]

"Do you even know what Memento Mori means?"

[You say remember we must die]

"*Leans back* I'm impressed moral. Indeed, it does stand for "Remember, we must die." There's others who believe that it's "Remember, You must die." Or "Remember your death." but they all basically mean the same. A basic general reminder that we are born, and we must die."

[You ask if he feels better if he sits down]

"Well, I am inclined to do so. Although..."

[He gets closer]

"I am still forever a sceptic when a mortal asks me to sit."

[You state that you are not going anywhere]

"For the sake of argument, as well to humor you; I'll sit."

[Death goes over to a seat and sits down and lays down his scythe]

"So, You don't fear me. However, you intend to remember me. Why?"

[You ask what else can you do]

"Well, when fear is off the table I guess remembering your untimely doom would be the next option I guess. That I will concede to."

[You ask death how have things been going]

"Look, there's no need to get all chummy with me. I'm death. You know, Reaper of souls. The last hurrah. Any of things ring a bell?"

[You say that it does, and that he doesn't need to worry about you running away]

"I don't need to worry about you running? *Under his breath* everyone runs."

[SFX: Tea kettle whistling]

"What was that?"

[you say it the tea kettle, that you made some tea for him]

"Y-you made a cup of tea...for me? Why?"

[You said that maybe you needed it]

"Well, It's been a while since I had a good cup of tea. All right then."

[SFX: Pouring tea]

[You ask how does he take it]

"Oh, um...black. With just a little sugar."

[You oblige and hand him his tea]

"Oh, thank you"

[You offer some treats]

"No thank you. Got to watch the old figure if you know what I mean?"

[You understand]

"I know this seems coming odd for a deity like me, talking to a mortal like you. I just got to know, what's your end goal?"

[You say there is none]

"No end goal, your willing to go peacefully. No fight? No resistance? No begging? What are you planning."

[You say there is one request]

"I knew it. All right. Out with it."

[You ask if he's ok?]

"What? What do you mean by that request?"

[You say that he seems like someone who hasn't talked to someone in a while]

"Well, your not wrong with that statemen. It's just, *Sighs* usually people beg for mercy, or ask for more time. The most annoying one's are those who mock me!"

[He clenches his tea glass trying to repress his anger, as you ask him to continue]

"These people who show no remorse for life. No enjoyment, no love, no compassion. These people who hold no weight for even their own lives, that they are willing to throw it away-"

[SFX: Scythe draw]

"It drives me up the wall."

[You ask him to calm down as he gently lowers his scythe]

"Sorry, it's just...there was a period of time where I had to take care of these...Ugh..."Daredevils" who thought they could laugh at the face of me."

[You say that your not laughing]

"I know your not. I do appreciate it. These mortals, who would be willing to challenge everything; they got to have some boundaries. Don't get me wrong, there are some times that Mortals look me dead in the eye and say "I know what I'm risking. I respect you death." Those mortals I do respect."

[You ask why?]

"Well for starters, they realize there mortality and still push forward. To know one's inevitability and still continue to go, make something of it. That's where I see real Joy. Those who go out and do something, anything with their lives. Not just squander it."

[You ask if you squander your life]

"Funny, that's exactly what I was going to ask you. Did you?"

[You say that you are content with the live you live]

"Content with the life you live, Why?"

[you say because it was your life]

"...Because...because it was your life?"

[Death tries to hide his face as you stand up]

"What are you doing?"

[you say that your ready.]

"Y-you mean, your willing to go with me to the afterlife?"

[You nod but apologize for being slow]

"No need to apologize, natural wear and tear will make you slow."

[You ask death if he will walk with you, as death looks at the cup of tea]

"Would...would you mind making me another cup of tea first? I am really enjoying this conversation."

[you look at him with surprise as he continues]

"Truthfully, you were the first person in a few decades who was willing to listen to me. Even willing to come willingly."

[SFX: Spoon stirring a teacup]

"This...kind of thing...I'm not use to."

[You say what kind of thing?]

"*Looks down* Hospitality."

[You say oh.]

"Yeah, so would you mind one more cup? Please, there are some other thing's I like to get off my chest."

[You say sure thing]

[SFX: More tea being poured]

"Thank you...now then."

[Death talks to you as you two chatter, it fades to black]

[The end]

Note: Can't believe I did this in one sitting. Just wanted to do something unique. If there any issue, pleas as always let me know.