Context: You are a legendary figure down in Hell. The Huntress that is so feared, she is allowed residence in Hell by the Demon Princes, who routinely try to kill her. It's a living and keeps you active, as you're attacked fairly often. Especially by the Demon Prince, Asmodeus. He's practically a regular fixture in your life. Tonight, however, you feel like you just need a break. Maybe a date. Hell has a good dating agency, at least. Who knows who will turn up?

Setting: Hell

Tags:[M4F][Enemies to Lovers][Demon Prince Speaker][Demon Hunter Listener][Confession][Wholesome][Spicy]['Meet-Cute'][Demon Prince x Demon Hunter][Flirting][Wait, Are We...?][Hidden Feelings][Blind Date][Mild Comedy][Surprising Compatibility][CW: Spicy Themes]

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[Scene opens within a fine dining restaurant in Hell]

[SFX: Restaurant ambiance]

[You sit at a table within a fine dining restaurant in Hell, dressed in your best, and awaiting your blind date. To your horror, a familiar face marches up. One of your oldest enemies…]

[He pauses, looking at you in disbelief]

“...Huntress?”

[...]

“You’re… kidding.”

[...]

[There’s tension for a moment before he bursts into laughter and you quickly follow suit]

“Oh my, Lucifer! Oh, oh, that is rich! There’s no way! Someone has to be pranking us, right? We’ve been battling for years now, and we end up on a blind date. Hell, this is like something out of a sitcom, huh? You promise you didn’t set this up to try and kill me again?”

[Pause]

[He shakes his head and sits]

“Hehe, enh… Well, may as well eat dinner then, hmm? I’m starving, don’t know about you.”

[The waiter sweeps on over to take your order]

“Good evening! May I take your orders?”

[Pause]

[The demon pauses with a frown]

“Yes… I’ll have the same, please. Thank you.”

[The waiter hurries off and you turn back to him, expecting it to be awkward. Instead, it’s… almost comforting]

[Pause]

[He cackles]

“Aye, well, I was worried about having to try and explain my personality to a mystery woman as well. I don’t get it, though… Hell’s dating agency uses a whole algorithm that considers people’s answers when matching. If we matched, we’d have to be nearly identical in tastes…”

[...]

“Alright, pop quiz: favorite color?”

[Pause]

“Um… me too. How do you feel about hiking?”

[...Pause]

“...Same…”

[...Pause?]

“That’s… my favorite game, too… what the fuck is happening here? There’s NO way we’re compatible!”

[SFX: Ice cubes clinking around in a drink]

[The waiter sets down two glasses of ice water and zips off before you can say a word]

[...]

“...True. Our battles have gotten a lot… flirtier as of late. That sword throw trick…?”

[Pause?]

[He leans forward, teasing with his whisper]

“Pre-tty hot, not gonna lie.”

[<3]

“Ooh, you like my new shapeshifter form, eh? Well, Drider is popular. I could’ve sworn you would’ve screamed when you saw me charging you as a big ol’ Drider, you know? You always seemed like the anti-spider sort.”

[Pause!]

“True, true, they do keep insects from destroying the planet. I have no idea how you escort them out of houses so fearlessly. It’s admirable.”

[Pause <3]

[He smiles, without any of the sass or maliciousness]

“My cologne? Ooh… Well, thank you, my dear. I didn’t think you’d notice.”

[Pause]

“True, I do wear cologne every time I see you… W-Which is not on purpose, by the way! I just don’t like reeking of sweat after we’ve rolled around in the dirt for hours, trying to kill each other, et. cetera.”

[Pause]

“The one from three battles ago? Oh, it’s called Suuave, and Gustavo makes it in-house. The man charges an arm and a leg, but his product is top of the line.”

[Pause?]

“Why do I always show up in suits? Well… why do you always show up with perfectly done make-up?”

[...]

[SFX: Plates being set down]

[The waiter sets down your plates and then zips off before you can finish saying ‘Thank you’]

“Huntress? ...Have… we been murder-flirting for years now?”

[Pause!]

[He nearly drops his fork, laughing]

“Wow! I’ve never seen you blush before! It’s… It’s, ahm…”

[...?]

“I am not blushing, I’m-!... I am… I… Ah… Huntress?”

[Pause?]

“...What are we doing here?”

[...]

[You both pick at your food for a bit, the silence both comfortable and awkward]

“...I thought, if we ever had this talk, it’d be a lot more violent. I’d tell you I thought you were beautiful and you’d kick me in the chest and yell ‘BEGONE, VILE DEMON!’, and I’d say, ‘Aw yiss, step on harder’, and you’d recoil in disgust and then I’d pin you and the sexual tension would… a-ahem. You see my point.”

[Pause]

[He gives you a wry smirk]

“Oh, don’t pretend like you wouldn’t have done the same if I were stepping on you, my dear Huntress… What was that moan last time I had you cornered, hm? You know the one…”

[...]

“‘Don’t I dare’? Don’t I dare, what? Repeat what you called me before you kicked me in the chin?”

[...]

“...Don’t you dare call me that again in public, Huntress. Seriously, these are tighter pants than I normally wear, and we’re in a fine-dining restaurant.”

[...<3]

[He shuts his eyes and exhales through his nose]

“...You’re less shy about calling me ‘daddy’ in public than I anticipated. Well-played, Huntress. Well-played.”

[SFX: Silverware clinking]

[You two enjoy your meal, the tension a bit less awkward]

“...Is it weird that this doesn’t seem weird?”

[Pause]

“... I suppose there is something comforting about the… regularity in which we spar… You do know that fight will have to continue, right? I am Asmodeus, after all… I have to try and put down the Huntress brave enough to live in Hell.”

[Pause]

[He snorts, almost spitting out his drink]

“AND your father wouldn’t approve! Of course, hehe, of course. He is a priest, right?”

[Pause]

“Eugh, that denomination? You poor thing… You could swear yourself to me, you know… Serve me…”

[...]

[He smiles. It’s a bit sad]

“Worth a shot… The bill is already settled.”

[Pause?]

[He rolls his eyes]

“Of course, I tipped generously. What do you think I am, a monster?”

[<3]

[SFX: The chairs squeaking on the floor lightly]

“Care to take my arm, my dear?”

[You do and he escorts you out of the restaurant]

“So…”

[Pause?]

“...I want you.”

[...]

[He turns to you, eyes sparking with that infernal energy]

“I have for… centuries, now. We may never have another opportunity to be… honest, like this, Huntress. So, I am, in earnest, asking you to let me throw you on my bed and make good on feelings that have been repressed for hundreds of years… If you think you can handle me, of course. Gonna have to insist on you not having your pretty weapons.”

[Pause!]

[He laughs and puts an arm around you]

“Oh, I’m aware that you can choke me out with your thighs, my dear. You’ve done it sixteen times, five of which were in a row, remember? Those Deacons took forever to get there and I kept waking up, hehe.”

[<3]

“...There’s no pressure. Demon or not, I’m never going to force you. But… I mean, you were giving me bedroom eyes that made me forget to eat for most of our night together. That is a feat, my dear.”

[...<3]

[He grins]

“Yes! Hang on, let me get the limo.”

[SFX: Him snapping his fingers and a limo rolling up]

“Here we are… Let me just help you inside… There we go.”

[You both climb into the limo together and his arm goes back around you. The driver does a doubletake when he sees you]

“Relax, Jason! She’s off the clock. Now, if you’d be so kind as to accept that million I’m giving you to keep your mouth closed about this, and drive us home.”

[Pause?]

“Hehe, don’t worry about him tattling. Besides… who’s going to believe that we could get along, hmm?”

[<3]

“Hmhm… Don’t break my pelvis, Huntress. I need that for our next fight… or our next fu-”.

[Pause]

“What? Jason, I’m trying to be seductive! Oh… Oh, you need to know which home. Erm, east end, sorry.”

[SFX: The limo moseying off]

[He settles against you, seemingly as relaxed as you are]

“This is… a terrible idea.”

[Pause]

[He winks at you]

“Oh, I ADORE it… and you, I suppose…”

[<3]

[The limo cruises off into the night. A night you are sure is going to be interesting]

[The End?]

Note: I might have to do an NSFW for these guys, they are so horny for each other XD