Context: Harley Quinn is robbing a bank with her crew, when one of the teller's has an anxiety attack. She tries calming them down, harking back to when she was a Physiatrist.

Tags: [F4A] [Wholesome] [Reassurance] [Hugging]

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Note: The inspiration of this Script came from the Jason Statham movie "Parker" where Parker calms down a Security officer, as they rob the Ohio State Fair. An oddly wholesome moment in what is pretty much a very violent movie.

[Scene opens up in the Security van where Harley Quinn briefs her goons]

***

"Okay, so we all know the plan right? In and out, as quickly as possible. You two, go in the back. Make sure no one is around while you two cut the power. You two, keep a lookout. Make sure no one is coming."

[SFX: Paper shuffling]

"Oh yeah, Harley. Today is your day."

[The goons put on their mask as Harley gets ready]

[SFX: Doors opening]

"All right Boys, time to make some quick cash."

[Harley and her gang breaks into the bank before any silent alarms can be activated]

"Okay everyone! You know the drill, Money in the sacks and no one gets hurt!"

[One employee tries to set an alarm to no veil]

"Nice try, Small fry. We cut all the wires for the silent alarms. Oh, and don't think that the camera's are safe. We made sure that the feed is on a continuous loop"

[One of them ask how did she do it]

"*She shrugs* You be surprise what you pick up at Arkham Asylum now a days. So many hackers there now. Honestly I'm more shocked than amazed."

[She lifts her mallet to one of the tellers]

"Now, where is the rest of the loot?"

[The tellers look at each other confuses as you start to get more anxious]

"Don't play dumb with me! I know quite well that this bank is currently holding some very valuable Gold and Jewels in their Safe Deposit boxes!"

[Your getting more and more nervous as they are searching for the Safe Deposit Boxes.]

"Ah, there they are~! Hello, my babies~! Did you miss Mommy~? Mommy misses you!"

[She kisses the boxes and starts smashing them open.]

[She starts to laugh crazily as she opens them up.]

"Yeah, now that's what I'm talking about!"

[Her Hyena's Bud and Lou come walking in]

[SFX: Hyena growls]

"Aw, babies. Did you miss mommy? You know I told you to wait in the Van right? After all, who's going to put those Dumb thugs in line without me?"

[SFX: Licking sounds]

"Don't worry, Mommy will make sure you get plenty of treats, but no more Peanut Butter Lou. We know how it keeps you up at night."

[The hyenas walk away not noticing you thankfully]

"Now there should be some more valuables around here. We'll be sure to wrap this up quickly. You all have been a lovely audience."

[She starts blowing kisses as one of the tellers calls her crazy]

"Who said that?! Which one of you called me crazy? I'm not crazy, you all are crazy!"

[She slams her mallet as you start panicking more quietly. One of the goons notices you quivering in fear in the corner and tells you to move]

"All right, Since were almost done I-"

[She stops to realize that one of the goons is arguing with you, forcing you to move and pulling you as you are struggling to breath]

"Hey, Tony. What's ya doing?"

[Tony responds with "This wise guy won't move"]

"Oh, someone not willing to cooperate eh? Let me have a good look at-"

[She looks in horror as she notices that you are having a panic attack and gasps slightly]

"*Looking down* Tony, release that teller."

[Tony is shocked by what he has hear and asks her to repeat that]

[SFX: Mallet smashing]

"I said; RELEASE THAT TELLER!"

[You fall to the ground as she gets closer to you]

"Hey, hey, no, no, no."

[She hushes you trying to calm you down]

"It's ok, It's ok. I'm not hear to hurt you."

[You try to catch your breath as she tries to reassure you that she isn't here to hurt you]

"No, just calm down. Take some nice deep breaths in...and out..."

[She takes deep breaths to coach you to do so]

"Okay, now. Let's get yourself grounded now. What do you see?"

[You tell her that you see the other tellers]

"Good, good. You see the other tellers. What else?"

[You say that you see the goons with the cash and valubles]

"Okay. Not really what I'm going for, but my goons with all the loot. What else?"

[You say that you see a troubled clown. Like yourself]

"You see...A troubled clown?"

[You shake as you try to hold back the tears]

"I-I don't mean to pry but...Are you ok?"

[Your not sure what she means by this question]

"Let me rephrase it. Is there something you need to tell me?"

[Your still shaking unsure how to answer]

"It's ok, I use to be a psychiatrist."

[You ask what she means by use to be?]

"It's a long story, so are you going to tell me?"

[You mention that you had anxiety issues as well as panic attacks]

"Anxiety huh? Poor choice in jobs then huh?"

[You mention that you were laid off and no one would hire you]

"Yikes, I know times are tough but to not take into consider your own mental health in choosing a job?"

[You look at her as if to say really?]

"Okay, coming from me, the Irony doesn't fall on deaf ears."

[Your still trying to find yourself grounded with what's going on?]

"Still struggling finding a grounded situation? All right then, come here."

[Your still unsure as she pulls you closer]

"I said, come here."

[She wraps you in her arms and gently rubs your back calming you with gentle hushes]

"It's ok, your ok. Once we take all of this loot, everything will be ok."

[She gently rubs you as you quietly sob in her shoulder]

"I know what your thinking, this is probably something really unprofessional for a Physiatrist to do."

[You mention former]

"Okay, granted. Former Physiatrist, but I still can work on my practice if I wanted too."

[You look at her as if to say really?]

"Hey, there's a high demand for Physiatrist now. There even so desperate as to ask me to pick up the practice again."

[You ask why doesn't she]

"Why? Oh yes I can just see it now "Harley Quinn, PhD. After robbing several banks she decides to help the people she had wronged" Doesn't really roll off the tongue does it? Not to mention no one would come to see me."

[You mention that you would?]

"You would? Are you that desperate to seek help that you would turn to...me?"

[You nod as she is dumbfounded by what she just heard.]

"I...I...Uh-"

[one of the goons says that she has to leave]

"Oh, yeah right. I'll meet you in the van Mikey."

[She leans into you]

[SFX: Card being pulled out]

"I want you to call an old friend of mine. She's a Physiatrist as well, and between the two of us...*Whispers in your ear* She's a lot better than I am. *Talks back to normal* And with that my lovely audience I bid you adieu~"

[She turns away but you see her turn back]

"Seriously though, there's no shame in asking for help."

[She rushes out the door and you are left there with the card in your hand]

[Fade to black]

[To be continued?]

Note: I hope no one takes this too personally, if there's any issues. as always please let me know. I wouldn't mine editing or deleting the entire thing. I just thought this would be kind of an interesting situation. Thank you again for reading this.