Synopsis: After a long day, you come home to find your boyfriend wearing a maid dress and hoping to cheer you up!

Important Notes: Feel free to change or make additions to small aspects of this work such as the tags, pronouns, title, etc.! VA goes by BOYFRIEND and the listener is LISTENER. LISTENER responses are “...”. I really only put M4A or F4A because I want to have the pronouns of the speaker and listener different so it isn’t confusing. All of my scripts are really intended to be A4A.

Inspired by a commission I wrote about a tsundere boyfriend losing a bet and wearing a maid dress, except pretty much the complete opposite. Can be used as a Valentine’s Day script.

Every time I write himbo material I imagine the energy of loud but awkward boi Arataki Itto. Himbo is love, himbo is life.

Don't I Look Cute As Your Maid?

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FADE IN

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INT- SHARED APARTMENT.

Just as the listener fiddles with their keys, they can hear their boyfriend scramble around in panic, thumping coming from behind the door. He swooshes it open to greet them.

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BOYFRIEND

(out of breath but loud)

Hello, my love, my darling, my one and only! You’re back early. Come in, come in. You can just give those to me, I’ll put them away for you.

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BOYFRIEND

Oh, this? Well, you know, it was on sale so I bought it. Here, lemme show you the whole thing. I mean, look. Don't I look cute as your maid?

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BOYFRIEND

I am proud. I know I look good. Right? Right, babe? Don't leave me hanging, agree with me!

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BOYFRIEND

Thank you. Besides, I have more plans. I know your schedule was going to be super packed so I wanted to do something special to cheer you up.

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BOYFRIEND

Well, it’s worth it to make you smile. Also, I’ve wanted to do this just for fun. I know it's a trend to wear a maid dress but I think it's really cool to accept and be proud of being feminine no matter how you present yourself! But best of all I get to spoil you today. So what should we start with first? Let’s see, we can start off with hmm… no, or maybe…

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BOYFRIEND

Oh, that sounds like a great idea! To commemorate the memory. Okay so are you gonna take the picture on your phone or mine?

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BOYFRIEND

No! Don't you dare. If it's your wallpaper that means everyone's gonna see it. Babe.

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BOYFRIEND

I am proud, okay? Just- well not that confident. I hope you're kidding, please tell me you are.

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BOYFRIEND

Maybe? Don't give me that. Promise. Pinky swears. I know you can't resist my pout.

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BOYFRIEND

Okay, if you break it then I will forever hate you for all time. I'm kidding, I could never hate you, my love. But I'm serious, don't put this as your wallpaper. And also send them to me. Okay, so now that's settled, any ideas on poses?

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BOYFRIEND

Sure. Simple but cute. Here you go.

(pausing after each pose)

Ooh, okay I have a few. Is this good? And this? How about this one?

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BOYFRIEND

Thank you, thank you. I was practicing them in the mirror before you got here.

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BOYFRIEND

Huh? I didn’t say anything. Anyways! Since we're here, do you have any other special requests?

(overdramatic)

My master, how can I be of service to you? Use me however you'd like.

(pause)

Get your mind out of the gutter.

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BOYFRIEND

Yes, you are. Look me in the eyes. That's right, you can't. You're too busy trying not to laugh. Oh! You must be famished, let me make you something!

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BOYFRIEND

No, I insist. I'll do something simple for now. We have some cut fruit in the fridge so I can just make a fruit salad, maybe add some whipped cream for pizazz? Come to the counter, I'll bring a seat over. Sit back and watch the show.

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BOYFRIEND

Well if you watch like that then, of course, I'd get nervous.

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BOYFRIEND

You don't need to say all of that. Phew, now you're making me all red. Let me focus. So I know you don't like these, add some decor here, and you get a slight allergic reaction to this but you eat it anyway out of spite… Voila! I call this the Kawaii Sunrise Funtime Extravaganza. Or LOVE for short. I know the letters don't spell “love” but it doesn't matter. Let me feed it to you. Say aah.

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BOYFRIEND

Oh come on, no need to flatter me. It's just fruit. But I'm glad to be of service, anything for you my love. Here, have some more.

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BOYFRIEND

Huh? The fruits are already sweet. Do you want sugar on them or something? Or did you want candy?

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BOYFRIEND

Then what do you mean by you wanting something sweeter- OH! You want to kiss me! Right? You could've just said that. Sure, come here-

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BOYFRIEND

Bed…room? Well, I guess it would be awkward to lean over the counter.

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BOYFRIEND

I meant kissing- I'm not thinking anything like that! But fine. Let me wrap this in plastic wrap and put it back in the fridge.

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BOYFRIEND

It's not ruining the moment it's making sure we don't get fruit flies and not waste my beautiful creation. Okay good to go- Excited aren't you? You're adorable, still a romantic holding my hand like this. Okay, I'm coming I'm coming.

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They get to the bedroom.

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BOYFRIEND

So, what will it be? I can give you a massage, we can just cuddle, or we…

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BOYFRIEND

What? I thought we were finished with that. Are you planning on making some sort of collage with all of these photos? Besides, I don't know what other poses to do.

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BOYFRIEND

Sure, I'll sit. Uhm. So what should I do?

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BOYFRIEND

Right…

(long pause)

Well, now I feel embarrassed because you're telling me to call you that. Uhm. Erm. Man, we need to crack open a window or something, I'm starting to break a sweat.

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BOYFRIEND

Are you sure? Which reminds me, it's been so cold lately. You have to promise me to be careful on the street since it's been so rainy. Wet and slippery and all.

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BOYFRIEND

That also reminds me, the heater should be fixed now, right? I mean, that YouTube tutorial was super helpful but you know, just want to make sure.

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BOYFRIEND

Okay, okay! So what should I do… master? God, now I'm embarrassed.

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BOYFRIEND

Oh, that actually sounds really cute! So let me adjust the sheets, fluff up the pillows, and now lie down. How's that, am I graceful? Too bad we don’t have some rose petals or anything.

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BOYFRIEND

I didn't think this through. I mean it makes total sense to get the perfect angle but… I didn't really think of that.

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BOYFRIEND

No, go ahead!

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BOYFRIEND

No, I'm sure, I’m sure. Come here. Feel free to sit… on my lap. Heh, now I'll have a natural blush… no need for filters. Okay, I'll shut up. Get in the moment, get in the moment.

(pause)

Agh, sorry. I'm too embarrassed. Especially if you're with that smirk.

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The listener kisses him.

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BOYFRIEND

Yeah, that helped. But can I have a few more, master?

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BOYFRIEND

(chuckling)

You heard me.

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Some more kissing.

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BOYFRIEND

Okay, ready.

(pause)

Can I see it?

(pause)

Damn, I do look good. This was definitely a good purchase.

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BOYFRIEND

Sure, but only a few more. I still have lots planned for us today. But of course, I can squeeze in anything else you have in mind.

(chuckling, teasing)

As long as I keep getting kisses, master?

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FADE OUT

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