Part 2

Context: Your husband is a good man. A good cop, a good citizen, and pretty dang good in bed. Maybe a little too dang good in bed. Guess it's time to break the news that your silly werewolf husband is going to be a silly werewolf Dad before too long.

Setting: Home

Tags:[M4F][Established Marriage][Himbo Werewolf Cop Husband Speaker][Pregnant Listener][Wholesome][Gender Reveal][Pregnancy Reveal][Kisses][Baby Bump Kisses][Happy Howls][Mild Comedy]but[Mostly Domestic Fluff][Happy Surprise][A Little Derp][Sweet][Vulnerable][Comfort][Reverse Comfort]

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[Scene opens at home]

[SFX: A car pulling up in the driveway, keys jiggling, and the door opening]

[You wait for your husband to step in the door and hug him the second he’s in]

“Bluhh, what a day… I swear, Mr. Jenkins is just trying to get his fool self arrested. Oh! Baby, hey! Mmh, what’s all the hugs and kisses for?”

[Pause]

[His tail goes to work as he smells the food]

“You made a whole feast just to celebrate my promotion? Honey, you’re an angel! Mmh… I had to skip lunch today. Uh…? Some news to share after? Sure, sweetheart. Hope it’s good news.”

[SFX: Your husband pacing around, getting his shoes off/getting comfortable]

“Eugh, yeah. Mr. Jenkins set off firecrackers in Ms. Amaly’s house again. Gave me that same grin when I rolled up. Said, “If it ain’t the Crooked Cop!”

[Pause]

“Guhh, I know I’m not a crooked cop… but the fact that my last name can be shortened to ‘crook’, the fact that I’ve had the nickname ‘crook’, and the fact that my own wife lovingly refers to me as ‘Crook’ has given the old asshole more than enough ammunition. I don’t know what it is he hates about that woman so much, you know?”

[Pause]

“Pfft, you think he has a crush on her? They’re both in their seventies!”

[Pause]

[He laughs]

“True, old folks do become more like kids the older they get, and putting firecrackers in a girl’s room is definitely on brand for a teen boy, hehe… Nngh, sorry. Been carrying this damned headache around for hours.”

[Pause?]

“Nnh, some aspirin and you scritching my head sounds like Heaven, sweetheart. Thanks.”

[SFX: The couch creaking as they sit down together]

[You sit and he rests his head on your lap with a groan]

[Pause]

[He grumbles as you run your fingers through his hair]

“Thanks, babe… That feels nice…”

[Pause?]

“Muhhh… yeah, dinner sounds nice, too.”

[SFX: Plates and silverware/appreciative werewolf scarfing]

“Mmh! Damn, you always know exactly what I’m craving. You and Mom both, I swear. How do you do it? I swear, ladies like you and her have a sixth sense about what their family needs.”

[Pause]

[He laughs]

“Mom powers, huh? Well, we’re not quite there yet, but… I think you’ll make a wonderful mother to any pups we have.”

[...]

[SFX: The couch creaks as he curls back up]

“Phew, that was a good meal. Thanks, baby.”

[Pause?]

“Yeah, the buns were good… why?”

[Pause]

“Uh… yeah I… I could tell that they were fresh from baking in the oven, babe. That’s… how you normally make buns, right?”

[...]

“Oho, I definitely have a food baby, sweetheart. Don’t you worry, I am well and truly stuffed. And I can make leftover sandwiches for tomorrow! That’s gonna make it a good work day, hehe. Hey, um… sweetheart? You’ve been a little shaky lately. I really want you to take some time off work, please. OK?”

[Pause]

“Ah, baby, don’t worry about the bills, OK? My new role will give us plenty of breathing room. Besides, I made you a promise the night of our first date, remember? I had to practically plead for you to give me a chance and when you showed up in the hospital cafe that night to meet me, you groaned and muttered, “I need a vacation”, and I said, “Baby, you ever marry me, I’ll make sure you get that vacation”... and you looked at this idiot werewolf that’d begged you for a date for months, who just basically proposed to you, and said, “...I’ll hold you to that, Furball”. Hehe… One year later, I was on one knee.”

[<3 Pause <3]

“Hehe, see? I remembered! And I’m gonna make good on that because gods know you deserve it.”

[Pause?]

[He cocks his head in your lap so he can look up at you]

“Hnh? Do I remember the promise you made me? Yeah, you promised we’d be a happy family by this point and time. And we are! See? You’re amazing, you hardly needed to do anything different to accomplish that! I mean, I figured I’d want a big family like my parents have, but I’m… content. I’m happy, even if work is rough.”

[<3 Pause <3]

[He rumbles sleepily as you hold him]

“Mmhm… I’ll eat a cupcake after I sleep, sweetheart. Between dinner and your hugs, I’m barely clinging on to being awake.”

[Pause]

[SFX: Both of them getting up, walking to the bedroom, and lying down together]

“Mmhh, those buns… Woof. Gonna have gained ten damned pounds by tomorrow morning, I swear. Man, I’m gonna be living up to the fat cop stereotype in no time flat, huh?”

[Pause <3]

“Huh? Baby, those buns were good, but I doubt you’re gonna gain THAT much weight from ‘em.”

[SFX: Him rolling over with a groan]

[Pause]

“Grmhmr… sweetie, if you gain that much weight, you’ll still be sexy to me, I promise. I’ll show you how sexy you are to me when I’m not about to pass out, OK? We gotta pick up more supplies though, we’ve been, um… running dry for a few months now.”

[...]

“Huh? I am not the cutest dummy on the planet, rrr! I’m just tired, baby! C’mon, lemme sleep for a bit. I love you, alright?”

[Pause]

“Mmhm, goodnight, sweetheart.”

[...]

[SFX: The Listener derping around on their phone for a bit/Crook sitting up with a gasp]

“Mmhm… mmh… zzz… buns… ovens, yep… mmh… wait. WAIT!”

[He sits up so fast you’re almost thrown into his lap from the momentum]

[Pause!]

“Baby! Baby, are you…?”

[<3]

[He stares at you for a moment, lips moving soundlessly. He rests a hand on your stomach and his tail wags with renewed vigor]

“Baby! You’ve got a baby bump! MY baby bump? Oh… Oh, sweetheart, how long have you known?”

[Pause]

“A few weeks? And you didn’t tell me?! How far along are you?”

[Pause]

“Seventeen weeks?! Baby!”

[Pause]

“Aww, honey, you didn’t need to worry about me getting my promotion! Even when money was tight, I was sort of hoping you’d surprise me with a little bundle one day! Aww, c’mere, let me talk to… um…?”

[SFX: A cupcake being popped into his mouth]

“Muhh! Mrr… So that’s what the cupcakes were about? I get it! Like one of those gender reveal things you humans do, yeah? OK, pink for girl, blue for boy, got it. So… uh… rainbow?”

[<3]

[He looks from the cupcake to you, then back again, bewildered]

“Are we, um… having a leprechaun?”

[Pause!]

“OH! More than one pup! Haha, alright. Wait… How many pups?”

[Pause]

“Three?! Oh my gosh, baby!”

[Pause]

“Two girls and a boy? Ahh, I’m so excited, sweetheart! I gotta go to the basement so I can howl! Mrs. Landon doesn’t get to spoil this with her stupid HOA ways!”

[SFX: Him bounding up excitedly and the Listener following behind]

‘“Awooo! I’m gonna be a Dad, haha! I’M GONNA BE A DAD!”

[You sit on the stairs while he howls in jubilation]

[Pause]

“Huh? You felt one of them kick when I started howling? Ooh, I bet you’re all going to be big howlers! Lungs of a dire wolf on ya, haha, I’d put money on it! Can I lay my head on your belly, sweetheart? I wanna talk to them. Here, I’ll carry you back upstairs.”

[He bends with a grunt and carries you back upstairs, grinning the whole time]

[SFX: Crook carrying the Listener back up and setting them on the bed]

“There we go, there we go… C’mere, baby. Let me lay my head on that tiny little bump of yours, huh?”

[Pause]

[SFX: The bed creaking]

[He rests his head carefully against your stomach. His ear twitches as he listens]

“Hi… I-It’s… It’s me, your Dad. Um… So, I don’t know if I’m gonna be any good at this. But… I already love you all so much that it’s making my eyes well up. I just really want to meet you all, OK? See what you’ll be like… I know you’ll all be cool as Hell, hehe… Erm, am I allowed to say swears to them while they’re in the belly?”

[Pause]

“I guess them knowing English would be pretty illogical, huh? Heh, well, you’ll be cool as Hell, kids! Real badasses, just like your parents but… hey, even if you don’t always feel it or look it, you’ll always be cool as Hell to us. Daddy loves you, OK?”

[He gives your stomach a little smooch and yawns]

“Mmh… baby, I’m so happy…”

[Pause]

“Go back to sleep? Aww, but…what if they need me? What if you need me?”

[Pause]

[He grumbles from your lap, already half-asleep]

“Mmh… fine. But I’m taking tomorrow off so we can plan. And celebrate!”

[SFX: The Listener scritching his ears and crown]

“Mrlglrhr… I love you, too. All of you…”

[It takes him about twenty seconds before he starts snoring. He’s sleeping in your lap, like it or not, so you may as well enjoy getting to take some pics of him snuggling your baby bump while you can, right?]

[The End]

Note: If a werewolf is a himbo, does that make him a Wimbo or a Himbawooo? Please discuss.