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Not particularly expecting fills on this one, but sharing since I'm on a roll. It could be a collab opportunity, or one person could voice act both characters.

Feel free to swap out the rival girl for a rival boy, if doing M4F, and let me know if the speaker is unclear for any line. Reddit trashed my formatting, and I did some quick edits to clarify.

Angel: Today is the day. It’s time to actually talk to Senpai.

Devil: Counterpoint. No.

Angel: Counterpoint to the counterpoint. Yes. Because you can’t have a healthy relationship if you go from 0 to 100. You need Senpai to fall in love with you before they realize everything you've done and probably will do. That way they can accept you bit by bit, and you can have your happy ending.

Devil: Please. You’re not exactly loveable, now are you?

Angel: They’re your soulmate. They’ll accept you.

Devil: Assuming psychopaths are their type, sure. The subtle approach could work. It seems like an awful big gamble, though. So much wasted time. So risky, if you do have to kidnap them in the end and become the obvious suspect. That assumes they even want to talk to someone like you when they have so many distractions vying for their attention. What if you kill everyone around them so that you’re the only person they can go to for comfort?

Angel: What if you befriend everyone around them and support them in achieving their dreams and confess your secret crush so that they can support you in achieving your dream? And everyone can be happy. Including Senpai because everyone close to you dying is not good for anyone’s mental health.

Devil: Fine. I can compromise. You don’t have to kill everyone. Just the competition. That little blonde is definitely eyeing Senpai.

Angel: There’s no need to kill anyone, okay? I know that Senpai and Naomi are childhood friends, and that is a little intimidating. But it’s just a schoolgirl crush, and it has nothing on the passion that you have. Her feelings can be redirected. How about you find her someone else and set them up so she doesn’t even think about Senpai? [Giddy, Daydreaming] And then, a few years from now, you’ll get an invite to the wedding, and Senpai will be your date. You’ll both be in the wedding party, obviously. And you’ll get a little shining moment where you can say that you're the one who introduced the happy couple.

Devil: They’re teenagers. Even if you do manage to manipulate them into a relationship…

Angel: I wouldn’t call it manipulation.

Devil: …they’ll probably break up in two weeks, and then you’re right back to square one. Pick the permanent solution.

Angel: Imagine how Mom would feel if you murder someone and go to prison. You know she doesn’t want you to follow in her footsteps like that. And Dad! What would Dad think?

Devil: Dad is gone.

Angel: He might come back.

Devil: That’s never gonna happen because Dad doesn’t love you.

Angel: I think we all understand that he’s a very damaged man, but possibly, one day —

Devil: Never.

Angel: But —

Devil: Angel, no. You’re supposed to be the good one, right? It’s not good to hold onto false hope. Sweetheart, just accept the reality that if you really want Dad back, you’re going to have to hunt him down and keep him in chains. And even then, no matter how hard he pretends, he will never, ever, be the father you need.

Angel: Wow. That’s surprisingly insightful. I do see your point about letting go of the past and —

Devil: Your best bet is to put him out of his misery before he can be used against you later.

Angel: Ah. There it is.

Speaking Together: Oh no. Senpai.

Angel: Smile at them!

Devil: Avoid eye contact.

Angel: Too late. They saw you. Say something. Say something now! Uh…say hi. Oh God, they said hi back to you. They’re looking at you. Oh no, I’m blanking. Devil, help!

Devil: You really want me to take the reins on this one?

Angel: They're going to think we’re an airhead. That is literally worse than death.

Devil: Alright. Just remember that you asked for this.

Devil: Sweetheart, ask them if their first period is free, like you don’t already know. Say you’re free, too. You want to talk to them, but it’s private. Can you go up to the roof?

Angel: What are you doing?

Devil: What I always do. I’m handling things. All this waiting and watching and scheming is exhausting. Go on then, little one. Take what is yours. Confess. [Short Pause] Good. Now, kiss them.

Speaking Together: Did they just shove you away?

Angel: Apologize. Now! You were moving too fast. You’re so sorry if…what?

Devil: They like someone else. The blonde.

Angel: Okay, you can kill her. You’ll just have to make it quick. [Barely contained anger] It’s not her fault she ruined everything.

Devil: No. If you kill her now, she’ll die on a pedestal. There will be endless comparisons and lifelong pining. Can’t compete with a dead girl.

Angel: So you ruin her. Destroy her social status. Frame her for a few crimes. Make them understand that she isn’t so perfect. That would probably be kinder than murder. Forgive me for not seeing that sooner. I’m a little flustered and not at my best. I…

Speaking Together: Senpai's talking.

[Pause]

Angel: [Hurt] Why? Why would they say something like that to you?

Devil: Senpai knows that you like them, and they don’t like you back, which means that they hold the power now. Of course they're using it to hurt you. That's how it always works.

Angel: They're supposed to be different.

Devil: But they aren't.

Angel: They're supposed to love you.

Devil: But they don't. They don’t even know the truth about you, and they’re already running. All the things you’ve done for them. All the dreams you’ve let wither and die so that you could be with them. They will never see it. They will never feel the same way. They will never choose us.

Angel: You deserve so much better. You need a clean slate with someone who is worthy of your love. Not [disdainful] this person.

Speaking Together: Shove Senpai off the roof.