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Greetings, Boils and Ghouls! Gather 'round and let ol' Nifty spin you a yarn of terror and tidbits in our spine-chilling finale of the "Nifty Horror Picture Show." Yes, we’ve reached the end of the third and final chapter of our frightful first season, and what a delectable feast of dread it has been!

First to fall was Octo, as time's cruel fingers turned her to bone. She lay helpless as ravenous birds picked her clean, leaving nothing but a skeletal reminder of her fate. Then came Hawg, who met his grisly end on the ranch, ground into meat patties and devoured by demonic pigs. A fittingly meaty end to the namesake, wouldn’t you say?

Maps, oh poor Maps, consumed by grief and transformed into a macabre ramen skull. She choked on her sorrow and noodles alike, a sticky, slurpy demise. And what of Cptn? In a noble effort to save Sag, he was ensnared and eaten by a ferocious Venus flytrap, becoming plant food in a most ghastly way.

Ah, but Sag, the final survivor, had her own encounter with the demon tormenting them all. She unmasked the fiend to reveal—an oversized sausage! In a ravenous frenzy, she consumed every inch of the wiener before succumbing to the clutches of evil feet that dragged her down to Hell. No happy endings here, my fiendish friends!

As the blood-soaked curtain falls, we see that no one survived. Evil has triumphed, and our unfortunate ARADites are no more. I told you to keep an eye on the wiener in my hand, didn’t I? No? You should have seen it coming. There was no escaping the hotdog!

But as we close this chapter, I leave you with a tantalizing question. Is this the end, or just a new beginning? Will there be a Season 2 to this monstrous melodrama? That, my dear readers, is for you to decide. Until next time, keep your eyes peeled and your fear fresh. Sweet screams!

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RIP u/psychic_octopus6 u/hawg_wash u/spine__tingling u/cptng11 u/SagVibes