Gday gents,

Hope all is well and you are still getting regular visits in to your local or favourite AMP, even in these uncertain economic times. We all need our regular AMP sessions!

I created this subreddit about 18 months ago, as a way to share info and recommendations on our favourite AMP’s and thought I’d write a little post as a guide to young and veterans of the field alike.

Throughout my several years of attending AMP’s I’ve arrived at the conclusion there is 3 different types of AMP’s.. I’ll discuss them all in detail below, why I believe one is better than the other two and what to steer well and truly clear of.

The first AMP (and nowadays the most common) is the Chinese massage parlours. These are my least favourite of all, for a few reasons. Firstly, there main aim is to get you in and out as quickly as possible, for the most amount of money. They don’t care about the quality of the girl (usually overweight, or late 50’s), massage or extras whatsoever. Most of the time the girls won’t even put in any effort, or want to be there whatsoever. These places 9/10 run those dodgy, poor english worded ad’s on locanto and the like, and you can usually pick them from a mile away. 10/10 try and avoid these places, they are not good and will always overcharge for a mediocre service at best.

Second place is a better than the first, these ones being mainly run by Thai’s. Thai’s are naturally cleaner and not as ‘dodgy’ as the above stores, which is why I like them better. They are usually trained in some sort of massage so if you’re like me, you’ll actually appreciate a half decent massage along with your HE or extras. These girls usually put in a lot of effort to make sure you leave satisfied and happy and usually can get a decent massage and naked HE for under $100. I’d recommend these places, however they aren’t my favourite.

Third place I’ll talk about is by far my favourite for a few reasons. These places are usually the ‘legit’ massage places, however act as what is known as a ‘curtain set. Everything from the outside looks legit, the ladies often even have years and years of experience or training in the massage field. These places don’t look dodgy at all, and are extremely hard to find. Some girls in these places may be doing it on the side completely under the radar of the other massage therapists or management. These places are by far my favourite, as you’re guaranteed a fantastic massage first up. Secondly they are 7/10 good looking and willing to do uncovered BJ’s and even 69ing. I love these places as it always feels ‘naughtier’ or better that I’m in a legit looking place spraying cum all over a fit 22 yo’s tits and body as people walk past doing there shopping just outside. Like I said, these places are rare and very hard to find. It may take you many failed attempts at legit places before you find a girl who does this, but when you do, lock her down and tip and pay her well.

That’s all lads, hope you’re all enjoying the subreddit. Reach out if you have any questions.

M10000