TLDR: Don’t bother. I usually don’t put too much stock into locanto ads, but I sometimes find a kernel of truth. This ad could not be further from the truth. https://www.locanto.com.au/melbourne/ID_6983602127/HOT-SEXY-YOUNG-and-BEAUTIFUL-GIRL-IN-LILYDATE.html I enter the establishment and am greeted by a pretty standard AMP. A lady of about 40 comes out and asks how long I would like to stay for. She looked pretty fit, so I asked for 30min, standard $50. The massage was decent. Although she kept trying to crack all my bones which I am not a fan of! When it came to the extras, I asked for a bbbj and offered $100, she says she doesn’t even get naked for less than $150. She said she’d give me a bs and bj for $150 and it would definitely be worth my money. I thought, well, you don’t know unless you try. The bs turned out to be complete other bs, if you get my meaning - basically stood beside me and dragged her boobs across my body (they were, however, very nice boobs). She climbed up on my chest, reverse cow girl style, guided my hands to the aforementioned boobs and kept trying to make me look at her in a strategically placed mirror that she seemed quite proud of. But every time I looked she made a face that I think she thought looked sexy and meant ‘fuck me’, but it looked more like ‘I’m constipated, help me’. I think she could tell I wasn’t having a great time and asked if her ‘younger sister’ could join us. I looked up with interest and she added, ‘for $100 more’. I declined. She kissed my cock half heartedly while she jacked me to finish. I asked her name: Lucky. No mention of this woman on the locanto ad. Clearly just interested in getting maximum $ for minimum effort. Avoid this place and thank me for taking one for the team.