Hey there, AMPAustralia fam!

We’ve got some spicy new updates to keep our community smooth and streamlined like your favorite deep-tissue massage. To make sure everyone’s on the same page (and in the right state!), we’re rolling out some brand-new rules and compulsory flair requirements.

First things first: You MUST now use flair to rep your state when posting. Queenslander? Flaunt it! Victorian? Show us your pride! Whether you’re from the sandy shores of WA or the iconic city streets of Sydney, we want to know! If you don’t slap that state flair on your post, it’s getting the chop—no exceptions, no refunds!

And about those reviews… We love your colorful commentary, but let’s keep things clean, clear, and concise. Nobody’s got time for a showdown when they’re just trying to find the best spot for a quick rubdown, right?

So, get your flair on, follow the new rules, and let’s keep finding the best massage parlours in Australia!

Happy posting, and remember: No flair, no share!