Been to a number of AMP’s in Sydney so far, and thought I’d share my overall experience so far and maybe it’ll help others new to it all.

1.) Go into these places with the priority being a great massage. The HE should be secondary, otherwise be prepared to feel ripped off when you don’t get what you want. A brothel provides way better value for money if your priority is to fuck.

2.) Absolutely avoid the places with the dingy led light open sign out front. Guaranteed disappointment so far for me.

3.) The best places look like the ones that are legitimate but secretly offer the extras and ask you to be quiet etc.

4.) I don’t mean to come across as racist with this next one: it is a major frustration to deal with someone that can’t speak any English at all and you are a paying customer here relying on an app to communicate, and you’ll wind up with a compromised experience. Don’t settle for it.

5.) Following on from above, don’t settle for shitty massages where they just stroke your back and don’t actually massage. Accept the initial loss of payment and just walk out, don’t go for the HE I guarantee you’ll have buyers remorse. Again, a brothel would serve you way better.

6.) Reviews on places are generally unreliable. 5 star Google reviews come from people associated with the place, and 1 star come from their competitors. Bulletin boards or this subreddit is a much better indicator.

7.) A typical great deep tissue massage is around $55 on average so far. For extras so far paid for good experiences:

a) full service $100 extra b) 69/daty $70 extra

I’ve never bothered with a hand job.

With that said, full service is generally a let down if you have a big cock. They’ll always complain, “too big” and it’s a real put off when they give up and you end up jerking off on their tits anyway.

8.) Sydney CBD ones so far have been terrible, the best ones seem to be in the suburbs (Hurstville, North Sydney area, Inner West)

That’s it for now.

If you have recommendations for me to try let me know and I can review.