So, there I was, picking up my generic prescription of vyvanse at the pharmacy, when I was promoted to pay.

“$257, please,” says the tech.

“How much does my insurance cover??,” I respond.

“$3,” the tech said.

“Muhfuck’n, Patrick Star Ass Insurance, amirite?” I say.

Then. I remembered, GOODRX the FREE coupon saver for prescription medications at participating pharmacy stores, like Walgreens. And come to find no shit, Good RX saved me over $130. Again. That is a FREE Coupon.

Meanwhile, that dang old insurance company, United, could only find sofa change to throw at me. $3. THREE DOLLARS AND ZERO CENTS IS ALL THEY COULD DO.

I couldn’t help but laugh. TRES whole damn dollaroos.