Yes, hello, I'm the maverick politely throwing out the BDSM rulebook in favour of his questionable dynamic proposals.

Ever thought to yourself "I love my golden retriever, I wish he was a consenting human so I could smooch him"?

Well please try to contain your excitement because that is precisely what I'm offering: to be your scruffy but faithful companion in littlespace.

Looking for

• Long-term relationship (not FWB)
• Monogamous
• Little with a NSFW side
• Switch / brat
• Casual talks to begin with. I don't mind discussing kinks but besides that I prefer SFW talk when getting to know somebody and don't rush into dynamics.

Should you adopt me?

Short answer: No

Long answer:

• "When you say puppy...?"
  • I bark, growl, whine—all that jazz.
  • can speak human and call you princess.
  • collars, leashes and cages etc. are nice, though none are strictly necessary.
• Unstable range of behaviours.
  • sweet goofball who'll cuddle, roll around and play with you.
  • protective, assertive, possessive (with time).
  • wild and rough (cnc etc.)
  • if desired, trainable (in theory)
• Flexible pet names
• Kinky
• Obtains consent before licking.

I can also do caregiver and little roles but atm I'm digging dog. It's a vibes thing.

Are you the new dog on the block?

Unfortunately not - I've had this dynamic twice before with two ex-partners.
Beyond that I've been in the cg/l and kink scene for a long time.

Human me

In case it's important:

I'm a skinny-to-average guy.
I'm at the height where guys say we're 6 foot, so about 5"11.
I have dark brown hair and hazelish eyes (pretty sure, I always forget)

Weird music/movie taste.
Should be studying rn.
Curator of nonsense.
Will argue passionately about literally anything.

Conclusion

I may be weird and preternatural, but like most dogs I'm very approachable. If you just want to poke me and ask a question, go ahead.