Hi there! Lil trucker Mike here searching for the switch willing to roam the country from the corner office of a big rig. (Seriously the views are great... sometimes, your milage may vary)

So that being my awkward, cring, dad joke vibes intro to make all the people who read this smile and laugh a little, (if I did then, WOOO SCORE!) So, let's get down to the important bits. I'm 29 driving a truck up, down, left, right under, over, around and through the nation hitting 46 out of the contiguous 48 US states on a semi regular basis with just the Lil brown doggo for company. Let me tell you, she tries her best but having meaningful conversations is really ruff. ( yes I am very puny and this will be painful if your not into word play)

I'm ADHD-I but don't let that stop you from talking to me, just be patient if you do as I have probably seen your DM, then saw something shiny and ran off, but I'll come back around and probably have a great conversation about whatever you want to talk about.

I'm a transplant Montana resident and love every second I'm home, so no I'm not moving. That's not my only reason for being stubborn about it but that's all I'll say here. (And no, there's no legal trouble or anything of that sort) sooooo if one of you reading this happens to be in MT and especially if your of the female persuasion hmu plz!!!

What else, what else... hmmmm well idk atm so ask away at what ever I'm forgetting or foregoing here.

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR...

Ideally, I want some one who's just as content in padding being little as she is filling the CG role, so we can take care of each other regardless of how either of us are doing that day. (Seriously I'm down for nerding out over minecraft or coloring books having a lazy little day together over hard and fast roles.) Looks aren't as important as personality (yes I know all guys say that) but here me out, I'm of the natural beauty mindset, that all the makeup and dress up can make you look stunning but sweats and an old baggy T- shirt with that fresh outa bed great night of sleep, no makeup, all natural look will get me going everytime. As for the personality side I don't want someone to agree with me 100% of the time, I want someone who can have constructive discussions and at minimum agree to disagree. Let's not fight, but if it looks like it's gonna go there we agree to shelve the issue until we've both calmed down and can tackle it from a fresh perspective. (Plus the trucks really not as big on the inside as the monster it looks like on the outside so fighting space isn't really an option)

As for the looks dept, red heads seem like fun, blonds are super bubbly and seem to light up a room, Average build, like not so skinny I feel like you need to be fed and nursed back to health while I do things to who ever made you feel you needed to be that way, but not obese. A bit of roll on the belly is ok especially since I've got a bit of a dad bod tummy roll going on myself 😆 uh what else... hmmmm, (let's see... I talked about makeup destroying natural beauty... hair colors not super important and seems to change regularly anyway, heights not really an issue, im not self conscious about comparison bs, hmmmm) I guess just be you and we'll see where it goes. I won't say your beauty isn't important to me but it's more about the inner beauty than the outer. Like seriously I have the hots for a girl with self harm scars bc she's positively glowing with self confidence.

HARD NOs

Mommy doms need not apply, seriously. It might be fun on occasion but being dictated to and having my life controlled 24/7 like I'm a child wouldn't go very far with me. I had a step mom like that and have noooooo desire to deal with that as an adult relationship. (I feel like this needs a clarifier, as I'm seeking a switch personality I'm not against the mommy aspect just not in favor of that being the constant personality)

Littles looking for their daddy, see reasoning above.. Seriously while I'd love to be wealthy enough both monetarily and mentally to take on that role and get such joy out of caring for a little and making their lives better I've got neither in abundance and your search for the perfect ddlg relationship should be continued elsewhere.

SUMMARY

So, in summary if you made it this far or you cheated and scrolled to the bottom, im a dude, late 20's, who drives a semi around with a cute little heart stealer of a dog, looking for a female someone to be little with and take on the lonely highways together. Hmu, even if it's just to give constructive criticism as you can probably tell I'm struggle bussing this online dating thing and irl isn't really achievable since I'm currently not home much.

Ty, TTA, 10-4 sci fi lil trucker nerd out!

Also, admin note: (don't read if you're not an admin here lol) I feel I've followed the rules listed fairly well but if you find issue with my posting please dm me so I can fix it and not go thru the takedown and repost with tweaks thing. I had a budding friendship with someone overseas get nuked by an admin bc I suggested this friend to be and I meet on a minecraft public server, no weirdness just play the game as intended kinda deal. All I ask of you, oh great and powerful admin, is just talk to me. I'll be happy to explain any concerns and change or remove any wording or subjects not acceptable in this forum. I'm looking for long term relationship not one night bs that leaves everyone upset and heartbroken.