So I went down to meet up with my friend Sam(name changed to protect privacy) and planned to get padded. It was supposed to be an intimate encounter so I prepped ahead of time.

Two days ahead of time.

So I bought psyllium fiber and overnight laxatives. I wanted a fast clean out so I put together a fiber bomb (32 percent of daily fiber packed into a drink chased with lots of water). Drank the bomb Thursday. Felt nothing Friday. At this point, I'm nervous so I pad up to go to sleep.

Great fucking plan.

3:00 AM I randomly wake up with my bowels screaming VOID NOW! I didn't even get to the toilet. Slid of my bed and as soon as my feet hit the floor, the first wave hits. Small, nothing much but still cramping. Second wave hits, and it's a bit of a filler. Stuck in position and I know it's not the end. Third wave hits and it's a fucking mudslide. Pamps is mild soaked but very mucky. Made the mistake of sitting down and mushed the already soft stool. Clean-up wasn't horrible but need more bulk and structure to the stool.

All in all, I understand why people do it now. Would love to meet up with other littles because being padded is better together.