I was having a horrible nightmare that I was with my ex at a resort. She's a terrible drunk and we were at the pool with her being belligerently hammered (her usual state on vacations). In my dream, my friend's wife (who I've met like 1 time - all 3 of us used to work for the same company) was there and asked me to come into the pool house to help her with something.

After we were done inside, I went back to the pool for the invariably fight that would happen when trying to get my ex to leave a situation that she's too piss drunk to be in.

Then I woke up. And I realized that I was wearing a wet diaper. And I can't remember it happening at all.

You hope and dream for something like this to happen, then, when it actually does, it comes from a f*cked up nightmare. Bitters the sweet moment, for sure.