So I finally took the plunge and bought my first real AB diapers...Rearz Dinosaurs. I got home from work yesterday to find the box on my front porch, which got me super excited. I got out of my work clothes, powdered and taped myself up, put on my super Mario T-shirt, and without even a thought thoroughly wet myself. I popped my binkie in, grabbed my big stuffed moose, and pushed. It was only a small poo(for me anyway), but after I was done, I could immediately smell what I'd just done. Just looking in the mirror at myself and feeling the lump in the back...it was the littlest I've felt in YEARS. It was so naughty but so relaxing I didn't care. I wet it at LEAST 4 more times that night.

NOW, onto the point of this post...the first in a series I like to call "Leaker tries diapers and lets you know what they think of them"(maybe edit that name a bit???)

(Scroll to bottom for Car & Driver-style TL;DR)

I ordered the large(I'm not a small man).

What I like...

• they are ADORABLE. The print is cute as all living hell. You want to feel like a babby? These will do it. The words "Rearz" and "Roar" disappear as you wet. It's great.
• they are quite thick. Even dry, they forced me into sort of a waddle, but they are super comfortable. When wet, they feel AMAZING. I woke up horny as hell at about 2:30 AM, after having wet 3 times. I frigged myself off through the diaper. I think I went cross-eyed. It was MIND-BLOWING. (Spoilered for sexytime stuff, just in case you're not into that kind of thing)
• they are CRINKLY. If you're looking for noise, is the way to go! I'd not wear these in public(but that's just me. If you're into embarrassment, go for it). That being said, they are very soft.
• tapes are very sticky. Won't have a problem with these things popping open.
• they hold an almost ridiculous amount. After I took it off, I weighed it just to see. It was 4 lbs after I was done. I'm sure they can hold more(although, their stated cap of 12,000 mL is ludicrous. That's almost 3 gallons. That would be about 24 lbs!).
  
• the leg gathers and leak guards are phenomenal. I didn't even have a cover on, and my mattress protector was bone dry.

What I DON'T like...

• as good as the sticky tapes are, make sure they are correctly taped the first go. When I took it off, the right side tapes ripped the landing zone under them right off. Adjusting is to be done very carefully.
• addendum to above...they won't fall off, but MAN when these are full do they SAG. Wear a cover if You're going to be outside in these.
• If You're looking for discretion, these are NOT the way to go. They are quite crinkly(as stated above). There was no pee smell, but I pooped, and the smell was immediately noticeable. Not as bad as, say, if I pooped my pants, but not much better.
• they are not cheap. Like any other ABDL diapers, they run expensive(a bag was $41.99 USD, which equals just under $3.50 a diaper). Unless you have the means(or a sugar momma/sugar daddy 😉) these are DEFINITELY not for 24/7 wear.

TL;DR

YEAH: Cute AF, super comfortable, amazing leak protection, fantastic tapes, reservoir-like capacity, super crinkly(if you like that).

WAHH: Expensive if you don't catch a sale, very saggy when full, about as subtle as a freight train, still transmits lots of poop odor.

CONCLUSION: An excellent, if not slightly expensive, AB diaper. Perfect for your little one(or yourself).