To all of my fellow DLs/Babbys...

Be careful with what you eat the night before you pad up. I learned this the hard way. Read on...

Went to a diner which I have been to several times before. The food is delicious. Ordered this huge seafood platter which included some gratin dish(which, for those who are wondering, has a LOT of cheese and cream in it). As an aside to this story, I have IBS-C(which, occasionally, decides to become IBS-D in the most violent way possible), and am not lactose intolerant. Everything was fine all evening. At about 9 PM, when I was on my way home, I felt a rather strong cramp. I get home, pad up as usual, immediately wet, and because I decided to have fun, relaxed my bowels juuuuuuust a little bit. With absolutely no resistance, I proceeded to fill my diap with probably the biggest poo I've ever taken. Whew. Pain in my stomach gone, so great! I lie down to go to sleep, and all is fine. Until about 1:30 AM...

Apparently, when one has IBS, doing a monster poo usually equals bowel apocalypse for the next 3-4 hours. I had a dream where I was DESPERATE for the loo. FINALLY found one, sat down, and proceeded to absolutely DESECRATE the bathroom. It was like releasing a 3-gallon enema made of boiling hot magma. This happened about 3 times. (Spoilered for possible TMI)

Little did I know, this wasn't only in my dream. Thank EVERY DEITY that has EVER existed I had waterproof pads on my bed because I had the blowout of the MILLENIUM. It went 3/4 of the way up my back. Of course, after this happens, my bladder decides it wants to join the party as well...let me tell you. When a Megamax is already filled with boiling hot acid, one's pee doesn't have much of a place to go...except up. I'm a side sleeper(unfortunately) so it all came out of the top of the waistband in the back.

One linen change and one VERY long shower later, lesson learned. Watch what you order from restuarants if you've never ordered said things from that restaurant, ESPECIALLY if you have tum-tum issues...