“Dude did you seriously wet yourself? Again? laughs at you hysterically ”

“I’m telling Mommy/Daddy/CG you’re not sharing the switch.”

“No! You can’t play! This game is for big kids, babies like you would get scared.”

“ you walk in to room ask for something and immediately get told to get out”

“I don’t need diapers I just wear them for fun. Only babies like you NEED diapers.”

“Here’s your pacifier hopefully you stay quiet I can’t have my bros hearing your babbling.”

“You need a change? Seriously? Ugghhhh can it wait till after this match.”

“is distracted by gaming Nah I don’t need a change. diaper is almost leaking”

pours water down your diaper

“Ugh you stink go get changed. What do you mean that’s me? Oh it is… well you’re still stinky.”

playful head noogies

“You know I always play Mario you can be Luigi.”

“Hey CrinkleButt.”

“Yo FluffyButt where’s my pacifier! You better not have taken it again you have your own.”

sits on your back randomly

acts like they’re annoyed by you but secretly loves you and would never let anyone else bully you

“Nah-uh you’re not allowed to touch my controller use yours.”

“Mommy/Daddy/CG scolds him for not sharing fine they can play but don’t break it.”

“speaking into headphones hold on guys my sibby wants something…what’s up CrinkleButt?”

“Stop trying to check me while I’m playing! Tell Mommy/Daddy/CG I’m dry! is not dry at all”