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New Year ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰Embarrassing/Funny Diaper stories
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I just thought since a new year is coming. We can share some funny stories to reflect on the past.

Ill go first

This story takes place when I was 6. Ive been outta pamps since I was 8 months old, but I would steel pampers from baby cousin's diaper bags when they were not looking.

I went over to my cousin's house with my dad to drop off something( I can't remember what it was) and he was still in diapers at age 3. I was so jealous to see him running around in nothin but a diaper. They keep the box of pampers in the living room and I just sorta lounge around there till my family left the room. Once they were all out of the room I quickly stuffed a couple in my pants and waited on the couch for us to leave.

After waiting for what felt like forever my dad told me we leaving so get ready. I quickly ran to the car and buckled my seet(we didnโ€™t have a booster seat). Then we head off back to the house. I hid the diapers in my room and went to take a bath. I quickly srubbed up and I went into my room. I layed out one of the diapers out on my bed and sit on it to tap it up. Once I was finished I look in the mirror for a little bit and then got dressed to go into the living room.

I get into the living room and I sit on a lazyboy chair 3 times the size of me and my dad layed on the couch. My dad puts on a movie where he instantly passes out does to a little later. I was to exited about my diaper to fall asleep. I kept trying to get the urge to pee for the whole movie and I couldn't pee.

It got hot in the house so I took off all my clothes. A normal brain would tell u to stay under the covers(not mine though ๐Ÿ˜…). I had the bright idea that mabey if I crawled around like a baby I will start wetting like one.

So here I am as a 6 year old crawling around my house in NOTHING but a diaper. Sure enough though crawling around gave me the urge to pee and I'm not talking just a little tinkle. After a lord of the rings movie. My little bladder was about to bust. And I flooded the diaper. So much that it started leaking onto the kitchen floor(were I crawled too). It sound as if I was just peeing on the floor.

Then out of nowhere the lights in the kichen suddenly turn on and before I can react, I hear my dad say "You need a change there bud" I instantly turn around and stand up and with my diaper still leaking from my flooding of the gates earlier I tried to run pasted him to my room.

Which completely failed and he sort of holded me at bay with one arm. After I stopped struggling. He asked me were I got it from. I told him I stole it from our cousin's house and I was pretty much about to cry from how embarrassed I was. He asked if I had more. I nodded my head and he told me to get them. I brought back 4 pampers. I thought he was gonna through them away but no he let keep them on one condition. I use them. He then told me that I'm going to apologize to my Aunt and Uncle though tomorrow and tell them I stole some of the diapers they bought. Because it was wrong to steal amd they are to expensive to steal.

The next day I did just that. I wore one of the diapers that I took and my dad took me there to apologize for stealing and I showed them I was wearing them(To show that I'm not being wasteful). I was expecting them to be mad but the just laughed and told me if I need a change let them know. I tried to laugh it off but I really just wanted to go home. Which we did.

But it was the most awkward conversation on the way home. My dad asked why I wanted to steal them. I told him the honest truth. I was jealous and wanted them for myself. What he asked next shicked me because he asked do you want to stop at Walmart and get you a box of your own. I should said yes, but I paniced and didn't want him to make fun of me so I said no(I always look back on this and regret it).

But we head home and for the rest of ths day and the entity(not sure how to spell it <--) of the next day. I layed around the house in nothing but my sock, a warm blanket, and diapers.

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Thank you for reading. If you got any stories of your own please comment it Id love to here them. And hope you all have a Happy New Year ๐ŸŽ‰

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